C29 Secret Prescription of Hundred Disease Removal Ointment

"Hahaha, am I hearing this right? A secret formula for a 'Cure-All Ointment'? I've got my own secret formula for a leather ointment, too. Good thing there's no tax on tall tales—blow your trumpet all you want!"

"I've been around for quite a few years, and I've never come across any 'Cure-All Ointment' secret formula!"

"It's clear now