C15 No tricks no tricks

If Zhang Luhan had arrived earlier, the scene would have been too beautiful for me to watch.

Zhang Luhan looked at me suspiciously, "You wouldn't be secretly doing something bad, right?"

My heart raced twice, but I knew it was impossible for Zhang Luhan to know what I was doing, so I pretended to be calm. I covered my stomach to express, "No, I'm just hungry. Let's hurry up and go eat."

Zhang Luhan coldly snorted, "Let me pay the bill and you still have the nerve to urge me."

I was too embarrassed to reply her.

I swear, I'll definitely take my wallet with me when I go out. I am a man after all, how can I let others think that I am a pretty boy who has been taken up by others.

After buying two sets of clothes, I felt that it was enough. Zhang Luhan actually wanted to continue strolling around, so I told her that I didn't have enough money to use them. After hearing my words, she gave up.

So we had a casual dinner at a beef shop, and I suddenly remembered that my old outfit was still in the trendy clothing store, and Ben wanted to go back and get it.

However, he had already entered the beef shop, and thought to himself that he might as well forget about it. In any case, these two sets of clothes were enough for him to wear during normal times.

After I finished eating, I thought that I had finally been liberated, and that Zhang Luhan was about to part with me.

Seeing her walk towards another direction in silence, I thought that she was going home, so I turned to head towards the direction of the school.

"Where are you going?" Who knew that right after she stepped out, Zhang Luhan's emotionless voice came out.

I stopped and looked back. I really doubt what kind of person Zhang Luhan's parents are, how did they teach her a daughter with such a personality?

F * ck, I can't even communicate properly.

"I'm back at school, what's the matter?" I said, looking at her.

Zhang Luhan gave a "hmph" and said, "You sure know how to think about it. After buying your clothes, you'll just leave."

I also felt a little embarrassed. No matter what, she had accompanied me for such a long time. Although I didn't want to walk around, it was her good intentions. Besides, she was the one who paid for it.

I thought she thought I owed her a thank you, so I said, "Well, thank you, okay?"

After hearing my thanks, Zhang Luhan still had that dead fish face of hers, as if I owed her money. Well, I did owe her money, but that's what she did to me before she owed her money.

In the end, I unknowingly got Zhang Luhan to bring me to a barbershop of quite a sizable scale. On the plaque, there was a golden word "mainstream" and on the outside, there was even an X rack.

When I saw the haircut 50, my heart broke down, this is as if the customer is a pig to slaughter. If it was me, I would only cut my hair for 10 yuan, but even so, it would still take me two or three months to cut it once.

The interior was lavishly decorated, with slightly yellowish lights illuminating the interior. There were about eight barbers, five women and three men. The men all had fashionable hair.

The women were all pretty good-looking. Of course, if they were compared to Zhang Luhan, they really wouldn't be enough.

Looking at the girls' jealous gazes, I thought that Zhang Luhan would be very happy, but when I glanced at her, she still had that indifferent expression on her face.

I thought it was Zhang Luhan who wanted to do hair care, but she felt bored and asked me to accompany her.

Who would have thought that the protagonist would actually be me? Zhang Luhan whispered to a male hairdresser, who nodded and said, "Okay."

He then took out his cell phone from his pocket, revealed a smile that he considered attractive, and said, "Miss, please add a WeChat."

"F * ck off." Zhang Luhan flung a word, and without looking back, she began to play with her phone on the sofa in the lounge.

The barber, on the verge of tears, gestured for me to take the seat next to him.

I nodded and sat down. He picked up the scissors and started cutting.

I felt that as a boy I didn't have any right to speak, it was entirely Zhang Luhan who was in charge. She didn't even ask if I wanted it or not.

Sigh ~ Is my sight really that bad?

The haircut began to ravage my hair with a haircut, shaving both sides without warning.

He had a comb in his hand and was going to comb my hair out front. Maybe it was because I hadn't used much shampoo, but his comb was stuck.

Looking at the shocked expression on the Barber's face, I felt very ashamed. This was too fucking embarrassing.

After he sprayed some water on my hair, it became much smoother.

It was only then that I realized how long my hair had been, how it had been combed forward and under my eyes.

The barber took it and cut it carefully for me.

Just as I closed my eyes, I heard him ask, "Brother, who was that beautiful girl just now?"

F * ck, this guy definitely thinks that I'm not Zhang Luhan's boyfriend, that's why he asked me this question.

When we came here, a man and a woman, those who looked at us would think that we were a couple.

"What do you think?" I even evilly smiled twice, simply wishing that he would misunderstand my relationship with Zhang Luhan.

I don't know why I did it. Was it to satisfy my pathetic vanity?

When the Barber saw me smile so YD, he gave me an admiring pat on the shoulder. "Brother, you're really good. Such a beautiful girl can get caught. I really admire you. Can you teach me a few moves?"

Teach my ass, I don't have any skill at picking up girls.

Of course, it wasn't easy for me to become a b * stard, so naturally, I couldn't let him see through me.

I thought of what the Mermaid Deng Chao had said before, and said, "What is the Sword Saint's ultimate move that seeks defeat alone?"

"What is it?" the Barber asked dumbly.

"No moves, no moves wins, there are moves." It was the first time I taught someone how to pick up a girl, so I felt a sense of accomplishment. I continued, "I won't talk to you about anything else. You need to figure it out for yourself."

Fortunately, the Barber hadn't seen this film, or perhaps he had forgotten about this phrase. He looked at me with admiration. "Brother, you're right. I'll study hard from you in the future. I'll personally give you a 20% discount when we settle the bill later."

I'm overjoyed, I didn't expect that bragging can leave me some money, this transaction is really not a loss.

I gently nodded my head. Initially, I didn't want to bother with him anymore as I wanted him to properly cut off my head for me.

Who knew that this guy would continue to ask: "Bro, I would like to ask, for a beautiful girl like her, if she uses it …" Very good? "

I wanted to spray some of my old blood on his face. What do you mean, 'it feels good when you use it'? Did he treat Zhang Luhan as if she was an QI doll? Could this thing be used carelessly?

I could see in the mirror that he was eager to answer my question, and I thought, "Of course, you don't know, she..."

"What are you talking about?" Zhang Luhan's angry shout came from behind me.

I could sense that there was quite a bit of anger hidden in those words. Damn, it was actually interrupted at the most important moment.

I had no choice but to say, "I'll tell you next time."

"You still want to say more?" Zhang Luhan walked to my side and coldly looked at me.

Within seconds, my forehead was covered in cold sweat. Look at me, I despise myself.

"I'm not saying anymore, I'm not saying anymore." I forced myself to remain calm and told the Barber, "Brother, you should cut it properly."

"Mm …" "Alright." The Barber's voice was shaky, and his hands were shaking.

This bro is even more cowardly than me.

It seemed that Zhang Luhan was indeed a female devil, and anyone who saw her would be afraid.

Zhang Luhan didn't want us to continue chatting in secret, so she just stood to the side, watching the two of us.

I was tense and embarrassed. He couldn't turn his head to look at her, so he just kept going until the Barber said, "It's done."

It was only then that my nerves relaxed and I collapsed into my seat.

That guy took me to wash my hair, then used a razor to shave off the hair at my temples.

I looked in the mirror and was cut into a heart-shaped bangs, followed by an inverted triangle. This hairstyle really suits me. It seems like Zhang Luhan knows quite a lot. I can guarantee that I'm probably the only one in the school who would cut like this.