C4 Bad Interview(1)
"In the bustling towns, in the quiet valleys, the silhouettes of the people's police are accompanied by the setting moon and the rising sun …"
In a daze, Lee Chui's cell phone rang. He had set up a song of the people's police.
Lee Chui's head was splitting. He didn't sleep last night and could actually count to more than 3000 sheep. He opened his red eyes and saw Dr Chen's name on the phone. He quickly answered.
"Hey —" The moment he opened his mouth, he felt like his throat was on fire. His voice was like sandpaper rubbing against rust.
"Hey, Big Hammer, are you up yet? "Today is your interview time, so do not be late. Oh right, remember that the interview is over. Come to the center, I'll give you a diagnosis and see if you've recovered recently."
The one who spoke was a woman, her voice sounded very young, Dr Chen was Lee Chui's psychiatrist.
Lee Chui was really giving it his all. In order to treat his depression, besides not being hospitalized, he even went to see a therapist.
"Okay, got it--" Lee Chui hung up the phone. It was already 7 o'clock. The interview time was 9 o'clock. Usually, it would take half an hour before the arrival of the interview. He should get up and pack up.
Lee Chui put a blanket over himself and ran into the washroom to open the water lily.
"There's actually hot water? "Aiya, the heavens are really helping me." Lee Chui showered happily and washed his hair twice. In order to leave a good impression on the interviewer, he specially shaved off the stubble and secretly sprayed some cheap perfume that he had not used in a long time.
After graduation, the two decided to stay in the deep sea. But in the reality of society, the girlfriend couldn't stand Lee Chui's mediocrity, couldn't afford a good bag, good clothes, and a bottle of cheap perfume that made her allergic to every Valentine's Day. In the end, she resolutely broke up and became a senior girl in the company at the age of forty-one.
Lee Chui had been in pain and sad for the sake of breaking up. There was no time that was more dejected than that time until he met Chen Qian, his therapist, and under her guidance, the situation improved. He felt that he belonged to the kind of woman who completed things magnanimously, and that this kind of woman was not worth mourning for, abandoning a crooked tree in exchange for a piece of forest.
Lee Chui wiped off the mist on top of the mirror and looked at himself inside. His long hair was naturally fluffy, long black eyebrows, a pair of bright eyes, and if there was a little less blood inside, then it would be perfect.
"Lee Chui, you are born handsome, you are so handsome, if this interviewer was a woman, she would definitely be enchanted to death by you. If this interviewer was a man, it wouldn't be easy to deal with, he would definitely be jealous of you, but..." He lowered his head and sighed, "There's no other way."
For the interview, Lee Chui saved a month's living by buying a navy suit, laces and black shoes, as well as a brand-new white shirt.
After changing everything, he took out a pair of eyes that didn't have any count. He wore a gentle and refined look in the mirror. No matter how he looked, he looked like an ancient scholar or an advanced white-collar worker.
He nodded: "Lee Chui, you can do it." He then checked his schoolbag, which contained the notice and documents for the interview.
Lee Chui lived in a relatively old conjoined apartment, Shidai New City!
The name was pretty good, but the house was built in the '80s. It was pretty good then, but it was already in ruins.
"Eh? Lee, you woke up so early. Wow, why are you dressed so neatly? I wish you a good partner. " An old uncle who was carrying a piece of fried bean milk asked Lee Chui.
"No no, Uncle Gen, I am going for an interview. Perhaps tomorrow I will become an outstanding police officer. At that time, whoever bullies you will be looking for me. "Oh yeah, I haven't eaten yet. Uncle Gen, this fried dough stick is not bad — —" Lee Chui took out two fried dough sticks, stuffed them into his mouth randomly and ran out.
Uncle Gen twitched his lips and thought: "I've been saying that for three years, I hope this time you can succeed —"
After randomly swallowing two youtiao bars, Lee Chui came to the car shed and saw that his Ten-Thousand Horse Electric Vehicle was standing there dirtily. The front bumper was sunken in and there was quite a lot of paint on it.
"Little Brother Ma, I, Lee Chui, won't forget about you in one move for the sake of your achievement. I definitely won't sell it to you." The Ten Thousand Horses Electric Vehicle sounded as if it heard Lee Chui's words. It was brimming with electricity as it carried Lee Chui out of the Shidai New City.
"The location of the interview was set at the Deep Sea Police Training Center. Just thinking about it makes me excited, the weather is really good. If you go to work every day like a normal person, do a relaxed and enjoyable job, occasionally investigate a case, grab a girl or catch a few people, your life would be so wonderful. You wouldn't have to worry about depression." Lee Chui rode on his Ten-Thousand Horses in the face of the wind, happily shuttling back and forth between the cars as if he were already a policeman.
He suddenly thought, "If I really become a criminal police officer, what will I do about entering the homicide squad?" "It seems that I'm not as outstanding as he is — or perhaps I can enter the anti-gang group, and if I have to capture someone with Hammer Gang —" An image appeared in Lee Chui's mind.
In the cold wind, he was wearing an extremely neat police uniform and holding a gun. His face was full of hesitation. Opposite him was his good brothers, turkey, Saobao Jian, Bao Dating, Lai Qiang, and so on.
Turkey suddenly knelt down and wiped her tears and snot off her face, "Brother Chui, we are brothers after all, why don't you let us go?"
Lee Chui's face showed that he couldn't bear it anymore, but he also had strong principles. He was in an extremely difficult position: "I'm sorry — — I'm a policeman."
Thinking about it, Lee Chui was amused, "Aiya, if such a scene really appears, it would be very sad, very sad."
"Crack crack crack ~ ~"
At this moment, the Wanma Electric Vehicle suddenly seemed to lose its power and slowed down, gradually coming to a stop.
"Hey!" Little Ma! You don't think so, do you? Brother, you're not joking when you're being used right now, are you? " Lee Chui quickly got down and looked carefully, but he couldn't find anything wrong with it. It was probably related to yesterday's collision with Zhang Tian. He patted and kicked twice, but the Ten-Thousand Horses Electric Vehicle was still the same as before.
The illusion immediately disappeared and Lee Chui started to sweat. At that moment, a Passat passed by him and the wheel rolled to a place with water. Dirty water splashed all over Lee Chui's body.
"Damn!" Lee Chui quickly retreated, but the muddy water had already stuck onto his suit and was still reeking, "Fuck, don't go! Come back and fight me one on one. " Lee Chui shouted as he ran forward. The Passat continued to move forward quickly, and soon, the car was no longer in sight.
"Do you have to be so unlucky?" Lee Chui looked at the time and it was almost 8 o'clock. The Deep Sea Police Training Center was at least 5 kilometers away from here!
He quickly took out his phone, "'Bureau Chief Bao', I order you to get to Huai He Road within ten minutes. My electric car is broken and it's right by the roadside, come quickly and bring it away for me to fix." With that, he hung up the phone. "Bureau Chief Bao" was not some real bureau chief. There was also a name, Bao Dating, who was an elder-level figure in the Hammer Gang. There was nothing in the deep sea that he did not know.
In a hurry, Lee Chui hailed a taxi and told him the location. The driver seemed to know what Lee Chui was going to do, but the speed wasn't fast. Instead, it was slow, slower than an electric car.
Lee Chui sat in the back, feeling anxious. He couldn't help but to let out some of the characteristics of his depression. His intense anxiety caused him to feel uneasy, and this uneasiness started to vent out on the driver.
"Your wife brought you a green hat, and you're still as slow as a turtle. Can't you hurry up?!"
"Why are they in such a hurry to be reincarnated?"
"If you don't like it, since you have a son, you won't have an asshole —"
"You gave birth to a son without an asshole."
He kept scolding until his mouth went dry. Finally, he arrived. Lee Chui looked at the cartoon watch on his wrist; it was already 8: 50! The five kilometers were delayed by the old turtle for fifty minutes.
In fact, this was not surprising since the traffic in the deep sea was like this. Whenever there was a rush hour, there would be cars on the road, especially when there was a traffic light.