C22 Lies Aren't a Good Child

Before Wang Yan could even react, Goldie was already making its move. It lifted its wings to preen the crest feathers on its head, wiggling its rear end in a rather showy manner.

"Hello, beautiful lady! My name is Goldie, I'm the boss's chicken..."

Whoosh!

Thwack!

A jarring noise cut through the air as Goldie vanished, only to reappear plastered against a nearby tree.

Wang Yan: "..