C14 The Wrong Number
"Hey, the wrong number?"
When the call connected, a woman's rough scolding came. Faang Yuan felt a little strange.
"Tell me, who the hell are you?"
"F * ck, even if I made the wrong call, you can't scold me!"
Faang Yuan was never one to be at a disadvantage. He immediately replied and asked. "Is your name Chu Nannan?"
"You are. I am Chu Nannan. Who are you?"
After hearing Faang Yuan call out his name, Chu Nannan, whose face was ashen, regained some of her rationality.
"You don't care who I am!"
Faang Yuan said angrily, "As long as you are Chu Nannan, it will be fine. "
Faang Yuan's tough attitude made Chu Nannan impatient again. "F * ck, who are you? Why are you looking for me?"
"Why are you here?"
Faang Yuan sneered, "I am looking for you to collect the debt! When are you going to pay me back the 161. 50 cents you owe me?"
"What?"
Chu Nannan wondered if she had misheard him. This guy was actually asking for a debt. He said that she owed him 161 yuan and 50 cents. Who would want a debt and not even forget to ask for 50 cents?
"What are you pretending for? Chu Nannan, you are not going to renege on your debt, are you?"
"Bullsh * t, this grandaunt has never owed anyone an external debt!"
Chu Nannan spat fiercely and then asked, "Who exactly are you?"
After hearing this, Faang Yuan finally realized that something was wrong.
The Chu Nannan who owed him a debt, although she was also an uncultured young woman, when she was the most angry, she only mocked him as a 'real man' and did not say something like 'f * cking farts'.
The phone number that the self-proclaimed retarded young woman left for Faang Yuan was this woman's.
Realizing that he had fallen for her trap, Faang Yuan's tone softened a little, but he asked unwillingly: "Are you driving a white BMW?"
"F * ck off, you are buying unknown BMW for me with money?"
Chu Nannan scolded back at the top of her voice, "Tell me, who exactly are you? Where are you now?"
She really fell for it.
After confirming that he really fell for it, Faang Yuan naturally wouldn't argue with the shrew in front of him anymore. He directly took off the phone, looked up at the sky and muttered," I helped her so much. Just for 161 RMB and 50 cents, she dug a trap for me. The woman now is simply too shameless. "
On the way to work, his phone rang several times.
Every time, it was Chu Nannan who called.
Of course, Faang Yuan did not bother to answer it. He ignored it and whistled as he went to the website.
As usual, Faang Yuan, who did not go home at noon, was the earliest one to come.
This way, he could give Lao Chen face and drink a cup of green tea to digest his food.
Just as Faang Yuan returned home to make tea, Lao Chen walked out of the resting room. "Hey, Xiao Faang, let me tell you something. "
"What is it again? Did someone report me again?"
Faang Yuan held his teacup and slowly sat on the sofa.
"Look at you. How could you be so unlucky? It's like this. At noon, I received a notice from Manager Zhao that the headquarters wants to promote a CEO assistant from the lowest level of network delivery employees. "
"A CEO assistant? Oh, do you make a lot of money?"
Faang Yuan did not mind.
"Three months of internship and a minimum salary of six thousand. After the internship, if you pass, you will receive five insurance, one gold, and the benefits of being an assistant. I estimate that your monthly salary will be around ten thousand. "
"Hohohoho, it's very tempting. "
Faang Yuan put down his teacup and said casually, "But what does this have to do with me?"
Being self-aware was Faang Yuan's biggest advantage.
If Mr. Faang was allowed to play house theft and blow someone's head with a bottle of wine, he would definitely be an expert.
However, if he was asked to be the CEO's assistant, hehe, it would be better to save it. It would be like letting a mother pig climb a tree. If he could not even write his own name, how could he be the CEO's assistant?
Even an idiot would know that if he wanted to be the CEO's assistant, he would have to do it. Not to mention other things, just the requirement of his academic qualifications was a chasm that could not be crossed.
Besides, a delivery man with a diploma would come to do a bitter competition?
"Yes, definitely!"
Seeing Faang Yuan's casual look, Lao Chen was a little anxious. "Manager Zhao said that the headquarters is selecting assistants from the grassroots level to show that they value the welfare of the grassroots staff. They don't care about diplomas or anything. They only care about working ability. "
"Hey, did you really say that?"
Faang Yuan was interested. "Then tell me, what are the conditions?"
Lao Chen looked at Faang Yuan like his father-in-law was interrogating his son-in-law. After five seconds, he said, "First of all, I love my job. Second, he has a good appearance and a healthy body. Thirdly, he is a man between 23 to 25 years old. "
Faang Yuan was stunned for a moment and smiled. "Hehe, aren't these points specially made for me?"