C19 Special Taste
"Oh, I, I'm fine. That day, I was chased by the police and was really scared. I just ran over to a relative's house in the countryside to hide for a few days." Xiao Yuan quickly lied in good faith.
It was because Xiao Yuan thought that what he had experienced in the past three days was outrageous. If he said it out, it would be weird if these three guys didn't laugh at his whimsical imagination. Thus, he chose not to tell them the truth.
'Heh heh – didn't I say it before? Could Old Third still disappear into thin air?! ' So you went into hiding, but your relatives in the countryside are pretty rich! What good designer clothes will I give you? Italian handmade shirts! " With her sharp eyes, Jia Xiaoyu was able to tell that the clothes on Xiao Yuan's body were expensive.
Suddenly, Xu Dong moved closer to Xiao Yuan, looked him up and down, and then sniffed him like a dog. He then scratched the back of his head and said: "Hehe, Ol 'Three! You have a woman! "Isn't it?"
"Err... boss!" Can you really talk like that? How could I have a woman? I have a woman who needs to go with you to the "same street"! " Xiao Yuan said with a depressed expression.
"Er, but based on my experience and judgement, you must have been in contact with women these few days. Moreover, it was a young and beautiful woman! Third Brother, am I right? " Xu Dong raised his eyebrows and smiled sinisterly.
"F * ck!" Third Bro, you're too disloyal! Even if you have a woman, you won't tell your bros about it. It seems like you're addicted to playing with beautiful girls for three days by yourself!?
Third Bro, are there any other leftovers? Introduce one to me, so I don't have to watch these Japanese horny films every day! "Ok Ol 'Three." When Ding Dacong heard that there was a woman, especially a beautiful woman, he immediately became spirited and spoke nonstop.
"I said, just spare me!" I really don't have a woman! It's not like you guys don't know what kind of trash I am. In just three days, I might have a woman!
"Really!" Xiao Yuan shouted in surprise. This Xu Dong was really powerful, just like a police dog. He had only stayed with Su Ruoxue for half a night, but this bastard could smell it!
"Uh. But number three, where did you get that famous dress? However, if it wasn't for the fact that your hair was a little unsightly, you would have looked quite like a celebrity on your body! And I find you look a little different. " Jia Xiaoyu was the first to notice the abnormality.
"Mmm mmm mmm, it seems like there really is such a thing! I think Ol 'Three is much more handsome! Ol 'Three, are you doing this because you have a beautiful lady helping you? F * ck, you're too mean! " Fatty Ding Dacong stared at Xiao Yuan and said.
"Mhmm, I think so too. Old Third, you are indeed much more handsome than before. Oh, so the freckles on your face are gone. You look much better now that you have lost a lot of color!" Especially that waist of hers, it was even taller than before! F * ck! Could it be that you've been exercising every day for the past few days!?
The experts said that a harmonious life of science is beneficial to the development of one's mind and body. Even his appearance and aura would change, third brother! I can't tell that you're really talented! He had comprehended the realm of an expert so quickly! Powerful! Beast! " Xu Dong squinted his eyes as he sized up Xiao Yuan and came up with this answer.
"Er — I don't have any women left, and you guys don't believe me, so there's nothing I can do about it!" Xiao Yuan said helplessly.
"But how do you explain your name tag?" Jia Xiaoyu asked.
"Er - this is a stall! My relatives in the countryside specialize in this sort of business, but the quality is not bad! " Xiao Yuan said casually.
"F * ck!" Such a good stall!? Third Bro, isn't this relative of yours way too amazing!? Even the trademark and craftsmanship were so realistic! It really is amazing! " Jia Xiaoyu said with narrowed eyes.
"Uh, do you believe me or not? I'm tired right now, so I'd like to sleep first." Xiao Yuan hurriedly tried to get away with it.
"Wait a minute, don't be in such a hurry. Let me tell you something, Ol 'Three. During these three days when you weren't here, our department's flower lord was actually thinking about you. Everyday, she would ask us where you went!" Hehe, it seems to me that Master Departmental Flower is most likely interested in you. " Xu Dong said with a wretched smile.
"Huh? Palace Soo Soo? Why is she looking for me? Didn't you ask for leave for me? " In Xiao Yuan's mind, a beautiful face with a fiery figure surfaced!
Gong Xiuxiu was a beauty of the History department, with a beauty that could overturn all the other animals. She also had a fiery figure that could cause all the animals to indulge in wild thoughts throughout the night! Amongst the horny students, Xiao Yuan was one of them.
"Hehe …" We don't know why she's looking for you. Isn't she from the same village as you? I think she wants to develop her relationship with your hometown! If that's the case, Third Bro, you're really going to blow up … Gong Xiuxiu's figure is the hottest figure in our History department! Xu Dong said shamelessly.
"Listen to me!" "How shameless, I'm not going to talk to you anymore, I'm going to take a bath and go to sleep …" Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes at Xu Dong.
"Third, Third …" Don't be in such a rush. If Gong Xiuxiu is looking for you, remember to bring me! " Ding Dacong pulled Xiao Yuan and said.
"Ugh …" Fatty, you aren't thinking of snatching her away from Third Bro, are you? How dare you be such a beast!? " Xu Dong glared at Ding Dacong and shouted.
Although the horny girls from Room 321 were vulgar, they would not fight over the same woman, because this rule was set on the day when the four horny guys from Room 321 got to know each other and were familiar with each other. According to the boss, Xu Dong, "There are a lot of women in this world, but there aren't many brothers. Especially when there are brothers who need help, the other brothers must stand on the same side! "
This rule was approved by the other three and became one of the 321 dorm rules that the four of them followed together.
"Boss, look at what you're saying, I, Ding Dacong am such a person!" [I have taken a fancy to Gu Xiaomei, who is always following by the side of Soo Soo's side …] "Hehe, that tender skin and tender meat …" Ding Dacong blushed and said.
"Oh …" Oh... Ha ha-ha, so fatty likes limes! Hehe, I didn't expect you to have such a good mouth! We all thought you liked that kind of thing! " Jia Xiaoyu, who was standing on the side, let out a strange cry.
The Gu Xiaomei Ding Dacong spoke of was a good friend of Gong Xiuxiu's roommate, a good classmate. The two of them were often inseparable, and this Gu Xiaomei was from Sichuan, with delicate and exquisite features.
She believed that the good sister, Gong Xiuxiu, was gentle and kind, and was easily deceived by the men. Therefore, she volunteered to shoulder the task of driving away the 'flies' for her.
"F * ck …" Do you think I'm you! He would specifically choose that one! How many of us from Southern University can choose for you? Do you think it's cabbages? "Go abroad and look for it!" Ding Dacong rolled his eyes at Jia Xiaoyu.
This Jia Xiaoyu's taste was different from the others. She seemed to lack a mother's love since she was young, and she especially liked well-developed girls. Moreover, she gave herself a standard that was 38 days or more in love with girls and didn't want to look too much like a dinosaur; she didn't want to be over 22 years old, she didn't want to have a body less than 1.7 meters! With such standards, only a woman in the Southern University would be able to meet those standards!
"Hehe …" Both of you guys like to challenge the limit, but it's your father's reality that can swallow up all kinds of food! Third Bro, don't you dare learn from them! "Remember this truth of mine – women, if you kill by mistake, do not let it go!" Xu Dong narrowed his eyes and lectured Xiao Yuan.
"Yes, yes …" I know, but let me take a shower first... You can continue to talk about women! " Xiao Yuan said as he took a pair of shorts from his bed.
In fact, he wanted to change out of those tattered shorts. Su Ruoxue only gave him clothes, pants and even a pair of leather shoes, but she didn't bring him any shorts … Making Xiao Yuan feel like his lower body was going to turn sour from wearing those tattered shorts that accompanied him for three days and three nights, he was depressed...