C47 Death by jumping off a cliff
The guard in charge of the carriage yawned, feeling deeply sleepy. Red waved at the man and shouted, "Hey, little bro, let me out! I can't hold my pee anymore!"
"No, our captain told us not to let you go no matter what happens. If you want to die, you can't hold it in any longer and you'll just spill it all over the place. "
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