C15 Everything is ready(part ii)
Then, Gongsun Zaitian came out from the tent. He was indeed a very good example of acting tough, and was the leader of the troops in such a coquettish manner.
"What do you think, little girl? Once you walk out with this outfit on, you can make me kill everyone around me. Many beauties have to kneel before my heroic bearing, right?"
"Hmph. Stop being so shameless. Even I can't attract her, so how can you even attract beauties?" The little girl's face was still red, but her mouth was unforgiving. She absolutely could not admit that her little heart was still thumping non-stop.
"Ah, it seems that I am not handsome enough. The road to revolution has not been completed yet. Comrade still has to work hard. Since my face didn't win at the starting line, then I will use charm to conquer it. "Brother, I still have a lot of inner beauty …"
"Hurry up and train your troops, what are you doing over there?" Third Uncle could no longer bear to listen any longer. He decisively jumped out to stop Gongsun Zaitian from continuing to tell the tale.
"Oh, I will follow your orders. Number two in the sky, your boss, just tell me what it is." When faced with power, one had to lower their head.
Rubbing his butt, he led the fifty soldiers to the largest tent in the camp.
He entered the big tent.
"Watch carefully, I'll only do it once. If you can't remember, then scram." Gongsun Ztian walked over to a pile of parts that he had assembled yesterday and said to everyone.
"Little girl, catch." He tossed the helmet that was in the way to the maidservant. Gongsun Zaitian began to explain the demonstration and demonstrate the assembling.
After explaining and demonstrating. Gongsun Ztian began to make arrangements.
"You don't need to know what this is for now. I will further explain to you what distance and the usage of techniques are. "You guys can pick two leaders for me, one for each group, and then each group of five will be used as a unit to practice dismantling and assembling."
"Also, these few days as long as you set up camp, you will train in this tent. Every group of five must eat and live together, and they are not allowed to separate. You don't have to go back to the original army. I will talk to your general about this. "
"I won't come here often for the next few days, but other than training by running in the morning, the rest of your time is spent doing these things in this tent. Do you understand?"
"Of course, I will also come to teach you guys something. It's very practical! "Hurry up and do it."
After saying that, Gongsun Ztian led the maidservants out of the tent. Before leaving, he arranged for the guards to guard the important parts of the tent.
"Young master, what are you doing? You look so lowly!" The servant girl said with a smile.
"What do you know? The research was' created ', and how can you talk about your young master? I haven't settled the score with you this morning." "How are you going to make it up to me?" Gongsun Ztian lewdly looked at the young maid.
"Then do you need me to warm the young master's bed?"
"Alright, alright!" Gongsun Ze Tian nodded his head in excitement.
"Not like that?"
"Alright, alright!" Gongsun Ztian's eyes almost narrowed into smiles.
"Die..."
"Ahh …"
A helmet smashed into Gongsun Zaitian, instantly causing him to bleed from his nose. It could really be said that on top of seven or eight stars, there were two to three bloody chests.
Rubbing his swollen nose, Gongsun Zaitian felt wronged. The maidservant could sleep with him, but my maidservant would beat her up. There was really no way to reason with him.
"Young … General, what's wrong with you, could it be that someone attacked the camp, did you have any injuries? No, if it was the camp, how could I not know. Young master, your nose is still bleeding. The Deputy General Cheng had finished his morning training with the scouting camp's soldiers. How long has it been? That valiant general from before … Alright, she was just as handsome, just that her nose was especially swollen, especially red, and extremely ugly.
"Can you not lift your nose?" Gongsun Ze weather.
"But it's bleeding." Deputy General Cheng was truly loyal.
"It's fine, it won't come once a month, what's there to be afraid of? There's a terrible creature that's bleeding every month, but I've never seen them bleed to death, don't you think it's magical? "
"Is there really such a thing? Was it a demon? Young Master is truly knowledgeable and has seen much. I have never seen such a monster before. If I had, I would let them have a taste of 'why is the flower so red'? "
"Is that so?" A voice came from behind Deputy General Cheng. Why did this voice sound a little cold?
"Oh? It's Little Lan Er, what instructions do you have? " Deputy General Cheng smiled apologetically.
"I want you to demonstrate to me, 'Why are the flowers so red'!"
Bang.
"Ah!"
Retreating, he took three steps and four steps, looking at the sky. Looking at the stars, he made two, three, four pills in a row. He held his blood and made a silent wish.
Deputy General Cheng was filled with hatred, when he accidentally fell for this' young general '. Both of them had warned themselves that this fellow wasn't a human, and was even more demonic than a demon.
"Little brat, you still dare to poke at my pain in front of me? How can I let you become like me?" Gongsun Ze Tian thought in his heart.
There were more than three hundred people below the stage. Looking at the two generals with swollen noses and swollen noses, they could not help but laugh. They were probably laughing out loud. Their bladder was really big.
"I believe in your fundamentals. I've recently taught you three unique skills, and I want you to learn how to do one against three. You can't restrict these three moves, but you can pass on the concept of shameless bastard in spirit."
Next, let's find a way to talk about this ten times every morning when you wake up. Remember the formula, 'Who is shameless, I'm shameless, I'm more shameless than you, you're not as shameless as me, I'm the most shameless'.
Everyone present was embarrassed. Where did this fellow come from? Being shameless in his mouth was as easy as eating dung. There was no difference.
After the chant training, he entered the next stage.
"Next, I will train some of your battle techniques that are essential to the battlefield and can increase survival rate."
In an instant, everyone's ears perked up. This was a life saving skill! Who wouldn't want to survive in this battle? Everyone was afraid of death. Although they sometimes knew that they would die, no one wanted to die.
Even Third Uncle who was sitting in the corner became serious as he listened attentively. He even took out a pen and paper, preparing to record everything in detail.
"The first move is the highest divine technique — Feigning death. You must have learnt the divine essence within it. Acting dead is a form of knowledge. You might have been pretending, but people can tell that you are acting really hard. In that case, you are really going to die. "
"Then how do we play dead?"
The Third Uncle, who had been eavesdropping, had to watch with a knife. The soldiers were all being led astray by him, and luckily there were only three hundred of them. If all the soldiers of the army went to war like this, he would have lost himself to death if the enemy did not have a headache.
"How do you play dead?"
"Let me demonstrate to you. Deputy General Cheng, come and chop me."
"Yes!" As he spoke, he drew his saber and prepared to cut down.
"Stop, I'm not ready yet." Gongsun Ztian ran away and returned soon after.
"Alright, let's continue."
"Ah!" Deputy General Cheng put on a posture of avenging both old and new grudges.
Deputy General Cheng turned into a stab, but he did not dodge this time. Instead, he faced the stab head on, and watched as everyone jumped up in fear. Even Third Uncle also stood up, ready to provide help at any time.
"Puchi!"
Blood splattered everywhere.
"Young master..." The little girl rushed forward without caring about anything else.
"Puff!" Blood spurted out of his mouth.
Then his body slowly fell to the ground with a blank look on his face. His fingers were shaking as if he wanted to grab the air in front of him.
The entire audience was stunned. He killed the young general just like that? The sight of blood splattering through the sky caused everyone to be dumbfounded. They didn't know what to do.
"Xiao San!" Third Uncle was anxious, and in a flash, he was in front of Xiao San. He took a deep breath and found nothing.
"You …" Third Uncle stood up and glowered at the Deputy General Cheng.
"I, I didn't know it would be like this. I thought the young general would be able to dodge." Deputy General Cheng felt very wronged.
"I know." Third Uncle could tell that there was no killing intent in the air earlier and Deputy General Cheng had also restrained a lot of his strength, so logically speaking, this shouldn't have happened.
"Did you see that? Breathing is also a very important part, so from today onwards, you will have to find a basin of water to practice breathing, and the longer you breathe, the better it will be. "
Just when everyone was at a loss as to what to do, the person involved, Gongsun Zaitian, stood up and began to explain to them what he was going to do.
"Also, be quick. You saw that the blade was caught by me. It looked like I was about to stab over, but it actually didn't hurt me at all. "And prepare this," he said as he took out a sachet from under his arm and his mouth. It was red and looked like he really wanted blood.
"This is pig's blood, and it's very similar to human blood. You guys must also pay attention to my performance, my dying movements, and my expression, especially that kind of expression. That kind of unwillingness, that kind of despair must be fully unleashed, only then can you deceive the other party."
"Of course, pretending to be dead depends on the three moves that I taught you. Do you understand? "
"Pa!"
"Ouch!"
"You stinking brat, you scared your third uncle to death." Third Uncle was very happy, but he couldn't just let go of this brat that he was afraid of.
"Young master..." Rain and pear blossoms wet the front of the garment.
"I'm sorry, Young General." Deputy General Cheng was also scared to the point of breaking out in cold sweat.
"It's fine, I know you have a sense of propriety." I also did it to make my performance more suitable, so I won't be ashamed of my acting skills as an actor this time. "
He lightly patted the servant girl and said to the people below the stage.
"From today onwards, you will officially become the first batch of students of 'North Shadow'. I will teach you how to act and how to direct and wait. You will all have to build your career by increasing your acting skills."
"Xiao San, are you sure that all this mess you've taught is suitable for war?" Third Uncle asked uncertainly.
"Third Uncle, please look forward to it." Third Uncle, please look forward to it. Gongsun Zaitian deliberately made things difficult by saying so.
"Oh yeah, I've already sent a letter to War Dragon City's City Guard personally. They've also replied to my letter, he promised to cooperate with us." I am also the one who single-handedly promoted Water Dragon City to the north of Wujiang. He is my trusted aide, so there should be no problems on his side as well. "
"Okay, I have basically no problems here. Third Uncle, give the order to break out of camp tomorrow and head north."
"Alright, I will pass down the orders."
"Everything is ready, there's only the east wind!" Gongsun Ze Tian gazed towards the north. He knew that the good show was about to begin.