C20 Persistent erection
The Old man Hong caught my wrist between two fingers and squeezed with force. I cried out in pain and immediately let go.
I angrily cursed, "Old man, don't think that you're my master! I don't dare to give you a painful beating!"
When I said this, I was terrified. I can't handle the old man here.
He first untied the flagon at his waist, unscrewed the cork on the bottle, drank a mouthful of wine, then returned it to his belt and pointed at Wang Da Gu: "Come, let me tell you this. The reason why your souls are being sucked away is entirely because of the bird that stayed on your body."
After Hong Jiugong finished speaking, he licked his dry lips and said: "Capable of being a bird, nicknamed a ghost bird, it is an expert in absorbing people's soul, often coming out at night to move about, wearing its feathers it will turn into a bird, taking off its feathers it will turn into a beauty, the Yin Qi is extremely dense, because it is too elusive, it is hard to subdue. After the two of you fainted, I first sealed both of you in ice and stored you in the corpse lock box. Only after doing all that I could did I manage to find the Soul-returning Aroma, so that the two of you can rise from the dead, only … "
When I saw Old man Hong say half of what he wanted to say, I don't want to continue speaking.
Wang Da Gu shouted first, "But what is it? Master, quickly say it, you can make a person die from anxiety! "
Hong Jiugong pretended to take a deep breath and placed his hands on Wang Da Gu and I's shoulders, "Both of you need to be mentally prepared, because although the Soul-returning Aroma has the divine effect of reviving the dead, other than the two of you who have used it before, there is no one else in this world.
I said angrily, "Side effects?" I'm fine now, and I don't feel like anything's wrong! "
Wang Da Gu pointed at my crotch, snickered and said, "Jaeger, there are indeed side effects. Take a look at your crotch."
I looked down and saw the little guy on my lap propping up a bulging yurt. However, I was puzzled. Right now, I clearly don't have the desire for the beast blood to boil, nor do I have the impulse to do that. Could it be a side effect of the Soul-returning Aroma? This caused my blood to be too vigorous, so why did it keep on having erections?
Although I am a man, but I will still be embarrassed in front of everyone. Thus, I might as well squat down on the ground, raise my head and said to Hong Jiugong: "Old man Hong, you have to think of a way to solve this problem.
Hong Jiugong also squatted beside me and whispered with a smile: "This problem is very easy to solve! Just roll it off with your hands! "You have to remember my warning, so try your best to keep your words down. Kidney disease and impotence are small, I'm just afraid that you will die from exhaustion!"
After I heard what Old man Hong had to say, I felt that hatred in my heart. The Wang Da Gu secretly laughed at the side. Most likely, the Wang Da Gu had also heard what Hong Jiugong had said to me, and I had unintentionally looked towards his crotch.
I lay on the ground and laughed loudly, "F * cking Wang Da Gu, look at how mighty your second brother is!"
Wang Da Gu snorted: "It doesn't matter, I can't hold it in any longer. I'll find a place to settle this!"
Old Monk who had retreated outside the meditation room opened the door and interrupted: "When do you two plan to catch the cannibal monster? "According to my folly, this matter should not be delayed!"
"Master Floating Dust, you can just relax. I, Hong Jiugong, will do whatever I say! Starting tonight, we will catch the cannibal monster! "
Old Monk looked at me who was squatting on the ground, and just watched me, with a slight smile on his lips.
I stood up and ignored the little fellow who was raising his head up high. I cast a sidelong glance at Monk Dustfloat in front of me.
Old Monk had a head full of white hair, two eyebrows that were many times longer than normal people, a thick beard on his chin, and a face full of wrinkles. He also had a lot of age spots, but he didn't look old at all.
Old Monk once again moved his gaze to the other incense, and just as he was about to put the Soul-returning Aroma away.
Hong Jiugong stopped him and said: "Master, the Soul-returning Aroma has great uses for capturing monsters tonight, we will depend on it to win or lose!"
Although the old monk was slightly displeased, the Soul-returning Aroma was a rare treasure after all.
However, after hesitating for a while, the old monk still decided to bear with it and offer up the only Soul-returning Aroma.
Hong Jiugong handed the Soul-returning Aroma over to Cai Qilong. After Cai Qilong received it, he held it in his hand and called me over.
"Junior brother, hold up the Soul Taking Disk. I will grind the Soul-returning Aroma into powder and let the Soul Taking Disk absorb all of it!"
I nod my head like a fool, secretly happy in my heart. It seems that I am the main character for tonight's hunt to catch the demons! Hahaha, as for Cai Qilong, I will just stay there and not give him a chance to show off!
While I was laughing in secret, Cai Qilong glanced at me and said, "Junior brother, what are you laughing about? Tonight, you will be the main character, and only the people from the Soul Taking Disk can take in cannibal monster! "
When I heard the two words "Soul Devourer", I couldn't help but ask Cai Qilong: "Soul Devourer? Is this function on this broken plate? "
Cai Qilong first said with a coy smile: "I do! Isn't this supposed to be a broken plate? Junior brother, hold onto the Soul Taking Disk first. "
I did as I was told. In just an instant, a large ball of blazing fire appeared on Cai Qilong's hands, and he held the Soul-returning Aroma in the middle with his left and right hands. As the Soul-returning Aroma rubbed against each other, it quickly turned into a golden powder, falling into the Soul Taking Disk's body. After the entire process was over, a small golden dot had gathered in the center of the Soul Taking Disk.
Looking at Old Monk's expression, I'm surprised that this old fellow isn't surprised at all.
Hong Jiugong laughed and said: "Inside the Soul Taking Disk, I sealed a Soul Devouring Pet. As long as the master's life is in danger, the Soul Devouring Pet will automatically fly out of the plate to protect the owner. At the same time, it can absorb the souls of various demons and void-form demons that do not possess an actual entity. "
It was only now that I understood that the little fellow that flew out that day was sealed by Hong Jiugong — — Soul Devouring Pet.
Cai Qilong said to Hong Jiugong, "Master, let me go. Junior Martial Brother Wang isn't experienced enough, there's danger!"
After Hong Jiugong heard Cai Qilong's suggestion, he thought for a moment and said, "You're right, you should still go tonight!"
When I heard Hong Jiugong's reply, I thought to myself, what does Cai Qilong mean by this? Are you going to steal my limelight? If you don't let me show off, I won't let you off! As the saying goes, if you do the first year, I will do the fifteenth!
I thought the Wang Da Gu wanted to help me, but in the end he said, "Master, I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat?"
The Old Monk laughed: "Let's go, my two young benefactors. We'll wait outside and we'll be able to eat fast food soon."
I especially want to reward Wang Da Gu with two kicks. Fatty really only needs to eat something, he isn't much different from Eight Ring High Tower.
The Old Monk led me out of the meditation room. Right before we left, I saw a small bald monk sitting on a stone chair as if he was bored to death. Dustfloat left a sentence to prepare a meal, and then alone walked in the direction of the woodshed.
After Hong Jiugong and Cai Qilong came out of the meditation room, Hong Jiugong took off the broken wine pot and threw it on the ground. The wine pot slowly grew bigger and the two of them stood on top of the broken wine pot and in the end, the broken wine pot rushed into the clouds and I was mercilessly abandoned in the temple.
Wang Da Gu and I stood where we were and watched Hong Jiugong and Cai Qilong leave. At the same time, both of us were dumbstruck. Because before this, he did not realize that the unremarkable broken wine pot had such a function. Its speed was comparable to the UFO used by aliens! I guessed that Old man Hong was looking for something to capture the cannibal monster tonight, and he followed me to the stone chair and sat down.
The young monk stared at Wang Da Gu and said: "Fatty, why did you come out of my master's meditation room?"
"Little baldy, who are you calling Fatty?!" "Do you believe that I can wrench your head off and use it as a ball kick?!"
I know that Wang Da Gu hates it when people call him Fatty. Although it's not a crime to be fat, it's your fault if you're fat and come out and show yourself! Wang Da Gu rolled up his sleeves, probably wanting to take care of the little baldy opposite him.
I hastily stopped the Wang Da Gu and said, "Bullshit, why do you need to tell this young monk that he hasn't even grown any hair!"
The little monk jumped off the stone chair and onto the stone table. He pointed at my head, and like a lion that was about to go berserk, he roared at me, "You're the one who hasn't even grown all your hair! Your entire family hasn't even grown all their hair! "I'm telling you, I'm already 50 years old!"
Wang Da Gu mocked from the side, "You're 50 years old? If you really are 50 years old, I'll kneel down and call you grandpa! "
Old Monk said at this time: "Benefactor, I'm afraid if you really were to kneel down and call me disciple grandfather."
I turned around to see Old Monk walking over with a basket that looked like it was filled with pastries.
Wang Da Gu's nose was even sharper than a mastiff's. He took a deep breath and said, "What a fragrant sweet potato!"
The old monk ordered the young monk to get down from the stone table. He placed the basket in his hand on the stone table and took out three wooden bowls, each with a handful of white wooden chopsticks and a white lid. He pushed them in front of us.