C21 A man should read more when he is ugly

"Old monk, you said that my Brotherhood members would kneel down and call you disciple grandpa, what's the situation now?"

I lifted the lid of the bowl with my chopsticks and met his face with a fragrant sweet smell of sweet potatoes. There was also a strong sweet smell coming from within.

The old monk laughed and called the young monk to his side, "Almsgiver, this old monk's name is Soaring Dust. This is my disciple, Void. If I remember correctly, the void should be exactly sixty years old this year!"

I was initially working hard to eat, then said to Wang Da Gu out of the corner of my eye: "What? "A sixty-year cycle!"

After that, I really couldn't hold back anymore and spat out the sweet potato rice on Wang Da Gu's face. I leaned on Wang Da Gu and started to laugh maniacally, even my tears flowed out. I raised my head to look at Wang Da Gu and saw that his face was covered with rice grains.

I laughed maniacally for about three minutes and said, "Hahaha, Wang Da Gu, did you hear that? That old monk said that the little baldy will be sixty years old this year! A sixty-year-old! I say, old monk, this international joke of yours is too big! "

Wang Da Gu said to me in a foolish manner: "Jaeger, I only know that you've spat all over my face, but I don't know what it means by you having a face full of rice! "Speaking of which, how many years has it been since a sixty-year cycle?"

After he finished speaking, Wang Da Gu raised his right hand to wipe the rice grains on his face, and then continued to dig into his mouth.

I smacked the back of Wang Da Gu's head, but unexpectedly, I used too much strength and knocked his face into the rice bowl. With a loud bang, the bowl did not rot, and when Wang Da Gu raised his head, the entire bowl was still imprinted on his face.

I tore the bowl from his face with my hand. There was not only rice grains on his face, but also a lot of sweet potatoes.

Wang Da Gu was a little angry and shouted: "Jaeger! Don't you want me to eat properly! Wasn't it just a sixty-year-old man? I don't know, you don't have to do this to me! "

I put my hand on Wang Da Gu's shoulder and let out a long sigh: "You are truly rotten wood that cannot be carved, children that cannot be taught. Your Jaeger is normally warning me repeatedly, that when people are ugly they should study more. But you just didn't listen. You didn't do your work all day, and you didn't know anything except that you knew how to watch Island Country action movies and research on old teachers. It was completely useless! A sixty-year watch, do you see that little baldy who looks like he's almost sixty? "

Wang Da Gu asked as if he was playing with a mule. "60? Jaeger, just try to trick me, you have to do your best, no matter how I see it, this little baldy isn't even thirteen years old yet! "

The Old Monk actually interjected and said, "Benefactor, I am not using words to speak. Although Void is young, but I have long since forgotten how many years I have lived, and am probably older than your master."

When I heard this, I became interested and quickly asked, "Oh? Could it be that Master is proficient in the art of immortality? "

The Old Monk replied, "I place great emphasis on the way of life and I do not know the art of immortality!"

I changed my title from an old monk to a master. If he really has the art of immortality, then wouldn't it feel great? No matter how many beauties he has to find, it doesn't matter how long he lives! Furthermore, he would never be old. This was the dream of countless women! Just as I was falling into silence in the world of my imagination, the Old Monk's answer made me disappointed.

Wang Da Gu had already finished cooking a bowl of rice, he did not even let go of the rice grains on his face, and stuffed them all into his mouth while eating, and said to Old Monk: "Old man, although it is not illegal to boast, there has to be a limit to it, in case it breaks, ah! If you truly know the art of immortality, then wouldn't you be a thousand-year old demon now?! "

The little monk scolded Wang Da Gu: "Damn fatty, you actually dared to scold my master as a thousand-year old demon!"

Wang Da Gu also erupted with anger, he immediately shouted: "Little monk, do you want to duel?"

Monk Wu Chen glared at Little Monk Kong, but Little Monk Kong and I no longer argued.

At this time, a black figure suddenly flashed past at a lightning fast speed, I thought it was a surprise attack, and was about to pull Wang Da Gu along to escape together, but when I focused my eyes, I saw that it was actually Old man Hong and Cai Qilong who had stopped in the corner. They both jumped off their wine jugs and walked over with smiling faces.

Strangely, there are seven different colors of petals. Furthermore, there are no flower buds on the flower, but it still emits a unique fragrance.

Cai Qilong walked in front of me, and gave the flower to me: "This is a keepsake for capturing a transvestite tonight, you must take good care of it. It will be activated at the same time as the Soul-returning Aroma, in order to have the greatest benefit!"

I took the strange flower and carefully put it into my pants pocket, then turned to look at Hong Jiugong.

It was just that his laughter made people's scalps tingle. He put away the wine pot carefully and walked over to Old Monk with a shaky gait, asking: "Old man, do you drink wine and eat meat?"

Floating Dust's expression was a little ugly. He didn't understand what Hong Jiugong meant, but he could smell the smell of alcohol and the sour smell coming off Hong Jiugong's body. He didn't know where Hong Jiugong had gotten a chicken leg from as he ate it in large bites in front of the floating dust.

Old man Hong drank his wine as he ate, but he did not forget to read aloud, "The meat and wine have pierced through the intestines, Buddha keep it in his heart!"

Floating Dust was so angry that his face turned green. "I originally respected you as a cultivator, but you actually insulted Buddha in such a manner!"

Old Monk frowned deeply. In a single breath, he left with a flick of his sleeve, and Little Monk Kong followed behind him.

What surprised me was that Cai Qilong did not scold her this time, nor did he try to defend himself. When I still didn't understand what happened, Hong Jiugong threw the chicken leg on the ground, then turned into a cloud of dust and disappeared, calling us all over.

Wang Da Gu licked his lips and said: "Master, did you bite a chicken leg just now? Why did it suddenly disappear? "

"Wang Da Gu, shut up immediately, or I'll tear your mouth apart! Old man Hong, you f * cking fart! "

I now understand that this was to drive away the dust and the void, so that we could discuss our plan to catch the demon tonight.

Hong Jiugong first answered Wang Da Gu's question, "The illusion just now was able to use my own soul force to convert the gas into something different. It only looked like it on the surface, but it was all fake.

I smiled complacently. "Old man Hong, I'll tell you honestly, I've already seen you in vain."

After that, the three of us formed a circle, allowing Hong Jiugong to finish explaining tonight's arrangements. On the whole, and I focused on capturing cannibal monster s, while the mission of Wang Da Gu was to monitor Old Monk and Little Monk Kong.

Wang Da Gu nodded again and again, before continuing to laugh: "That's right, Master. When you and Eldest Senior Brother left, Old Monk said that little baldy called Xu Kong will be sixty-one years old this year. Do you think this matter is funny?"

Hong Jiugong laughed and said: "Disciple, this world is filled with wonders, nothing more to be surprised about."

I took the opportunity to add another sentence, "Old man Hong, I'm really going to die from fatigue. I'll head to bed first."

When I finished speaking, regardless of whether Old man Hong agreed or not, I turned and fled with Wang Da Gu like a wisp of smoke.

Before we even entered the room, I pulled Wang Da Gu back and threw him onto the bed in the room. It was just that the bed was too hard, and almost broke my ribs, making me miss my bed a little. God knows how many other dangerous things were waiting for me in the future.

Wang Da Gu couldn't only lie on the floor and sleep. After all, there was only one bed and it couldn't accommodate his weight and volume. If he jumped onto the bed right away, he would definitely collapse. I gave a long yawn and gradually closed my heavy eyelids.

Time flew by quietly. When I woke up again, it was already night, so when I got off the bed, I saw that Wang Da Gu was still lying on the floor snoring, not mentioning his snoring which was loud as thunder, many saliva was flowing out of his mouth. He even smacked his lips hard, probably dreaming of something delicious.

I swept my eyes across the room and accidentally discovered that Wang Da Gu's little brother was in the state where he was raising his head due to anger. An evil thought surfaced in my mind, it could hurt Wang Da Gu to death, I smiled evilly and slowly reached out to touch his crotch.