C179 A Pig's Teammate

Upon hearing that Everett was about to be torn apart by the media, Alonzo, seated in the back of the car, pulled out his phone. He browsed the trending search rankings and a knowing smile spread across his face.

"Chili Pepper's top outdoor personality assaults a righteous reporter, threatening to kill all media personnel!"

"Everett has media squatting like dogs in the corner to cover the news..