C15 Fall basin

The next day, my mother went to my parents' house. Eight people were called over. Let them help carry the coffin to the cemetery. Looking at these eight people, they were all tall and strong. I think it would be hard for them to carry the coffin into the graveyard without stopping on the way.

Eat first. He was more energetic after eating his fill. Mother stewed some meat, steamed ten catties of buns, and cooked half a pot of eggs. Let these hulks eat clean. Drinking another bowl of water, belching loudly, he wiped his mouth and said with a tone full of energy: "Ok! Let's begin! " First, he loaded me into a rattan chair and carried me out to the courtyard. Brick cushions under the wicker chair. Find me the best height. It was two or three meters away from the coffin.

Mother took out the Yin-Yang basin and handed it to me. Let me smash it against the front of the coffin. The shatter, the better. Holding the heavy Yin-Yang basin, I felt somewhat nervous. I'm afraid that if I don't have enough strength, I won't be able to break it. He had lost face in front of so many people. The smaller I am, the more I'm afraid people will think I'm boring.

My mother saw my nervousness and encouraged, "Don't worry! Just throw him hard! "

I took a deep breath and held it in place. With my eyes wide open, I raised the Yin Yang Pellet above my head and aimed it at the golden word 'blessings' on the coffin. Then, with an explosive shout, I violently threw the Yin Yang Pellet downwards. Bang! The basin hit the golden word 'blessings' on the coffin, causing a small dent to appear on the paint.

The Yin Yang Pellet spun a few rounds on the ground with a bang, but it was not damaged.

One of them said, "Mother, who found this porcelain bowl? Why is it so sturdy?"

"This method is not good, even the coffin was destroyed! The pot is too hard! " said another.

"Then what do we do?" the mother asked anxiously.

"Don't fall on the coffin! Throw the basin to the ground! The floor is paved with bricks, which can shatter it! "

Mother picked up the Yin-Yang Pellet from the ground and gave it to me, saying, "Then throw it hard on the ground! "Be careful, don't fall on your own feet!"

Thus, I once again raised the Yin Yang basin high above my head, gritted my teeth and widened my eyes. I used all of my strength I had left to violently smash it into the ground.

Bang! The Yin-Yang Pellet bounced up and flew away from my ear. If I hadn't turned around in time, it would have hit me in the face. It scared me.

What was even more annoying was that the Yin Yang basin was still perfectly fine. Only a small part of it had been knocked off.

Mother was so angry that she scolded me, "Why are you so stupid! It couldn't even break a basin! What are you trying to do! "

I felt quite wronged, and said with a sad face, "I put in quite a bit of effort! The pots bounced high. It's because this damn bowl is too sturdy! "

Pow! After being slapped on the face by my mother, she angrily said, "What the f * * k are you hanging up for!?" This is the fellow your father is eating with, what is his name! Speak up and be careful! "

I touched my face, and tears welled up in my eyes.

Mother picked up the Yin-Yang basin and handed it to me, saying, "I'll throw it again." This time, he had to break it! Only three! What do you think is the good thing to fall into! "

I said worriedly, "What if it falls and doesn't break?"

Her mother's face darkened and she said nothing.

The third time. I felt as if I were risking my life. As he slammed down the basin, his body straightened like a carp. It caused a sharp pain in the crotch. Tears welled up.

Bang! The Yin-Yang Pot flew out again and landed on the wooden stack in front of the kitchen door. It did not break open, but only knocked out a piece of dregs.

I was so angry that I cried, "My life is so bad. I can't do anything smoothly. I can't even break a porcelain bowl!" I'm really f * cking useless, I'm bored! "

Eldest Uncle comforted me: "Shier, I don't blame you! Whose family could throw a bucket of rice and bounce so high! To be honest, your strength is not weak at all! "

Second Uncle said: "It's better to find a strong person to replace Shier! Don't delay! If we continue to delay things any longer, the best time for burial will be over! "

To find someone to take the place of the son of the deceased and throw the basin of Yin and Yang, it would be best if he could find someone to take the place of the son of the deceased to take the place of the basin of Yin and Yang. My Third Uncle's Jin Dahai is tall and strong. He has just turned twenty and is currently attending university. He is the main force in the basketball team. His strength must be great. He was staying at home right now. Mother went to call him.

Third Aunt was still unwilling. Afraid that Jin Dahai's hand would be stained with bad luck, she said in a strange tone: "It's not like you don't have a son, why do you need my son!"

Mother laughed bitterly: "What is my Shier doing? What is your ocean doing? They are simply not of the same level! "

Third Aunt said, "Not to the sea!"

Jin Dahai was a warm-hearted young man. At that time, she stood at the side and said, "Mom, since auntie invited us, why can't we go? Originally, you just ignored the matter of burying my grandpa! "Why didn't you let me go when you dropped a basin for me!"

Third Aunt said, "What do you know about children! That's the Yin Yang basin, a dead man eating! Can you even touch it properly? "

Jin Dahai said: "The feudal superstition can't fool me! The main reason is that my aunt has a request, so I must go! "

Mother was moved to tears. He said that Jin Dahai was too sensible and really admired the three brothers for having such a good child. Sister-in-law, you're blessed. He immediately led Jin Dahai back to my yard. When the others saw him, they could not help but hehe, saying that this young man was quite awe-inspiring, that he was at least 1.9 meters tall.

Jin Dahai wasn't humble, he said 1.92 meters. The others were asking about weight. He said two hundred and eight pounds.

This guy was as strong as an iron tower. A large hand the size of a fan grabbed onto half of the Yin Yang basin, threw it up, and laughed: "This thing is really hard to stop! Brother Jin Shi, can't you break it even after using your hands? "

I grimaced, refusing to acknowledge him. Humans, after all, were jealous. They were both humans, but the difference between the two was so great. It had to be said that fate was unfair. He was a meter ninety-two, and I was a meter thirty-eight (a meter thirty-seven at school, and a centimeter taller).

According to the Asian man's height standard of 1.7 meters, if I cut his height by 22 centimeters and moved him onto me, I would be 1.6 meters.

Six meters would make me feel better. It was normal for him to have a 1.7m. That would be much fairer. But why didn't the heavens arrange it this way?!

Say who I hate the most. I hate God!

Jin Dahai lifted up the basin with one hand, then slammed it down with force. Bang! The Yin Yang basin shot out again. In the end, he was the one who was stronger. This time, the Yin-Yang bowl actually landed on the roof. But it did not break. Jin Dahai's hands rubbed against each other, he looked a bit embarrassed, and he forced a smile at my mother: "Aunt, this bowl is too sturdy. You see, it even broke the tiles on the floor, so it's still alright! "

At this time, the Eldest Uncle angrily shouted: "Where did you get this bastard's bowl! They are already so strong! "

The Second Uncle said with a worried look, "According to the old rules, if the Yin Yang basin cannot be broken, the dead cannot be buried! Otherwise, he would be a beggar in the underworld. The beggar has a broken bowl! "

Mother said: "This is a porcelain pot I took from San Geda's house! F * ck! Nothing in his house was good. It's broken with his sewing machine. It stopped his electric fan from spinning. There's a bad smell in the flour you borrow from his house. This time, I brought over an old porcelain bowl, why is it so sturdy! "

Jin Dahai raised his eyebrows, and said unhappily: "Aunt! Why do you call my grandpa by his nickname! There were even dirty words hanging on it. This is too disrespectful to my grandfather! "

The mother snorted and said with a sneer, "What kind of thing is your grandfather? Is he worthy of being respected? San Geda, go outside and ask around! What kind of reputation did the San Geda have? He pushed his mother to the side just for an egg, causing the old lady to become crippled.

Jin Dahai said, "No matter what, my grandfather is still an elder to you! You can't say he's wrong! I can't swear at him! "

I interrupted, "Are you really a university student!?" A high level of attainment is a high level of attainment! "

"Brother Jin Shi, what's the meaning of your strange Yin and Yang?!" Jin Dahai looked angry and glared at me.

"What? Do you want to hit me?! Don't forget, I'm your brother! "

"Hehe, I disdain hitting you! If I were to hit you, I would probably kill you with a single punch! I only hit real men! " Jin Dahai sneered, his eyes full of contempt.

I felt a deep wound in my pride and shouted angrily, "Look at you! But he grew up to be a big donkey! I don't know who I am anymore! Here! If you have the guts, just hit me to death! "