C19 Buyer found
The computer was logged on to the desktop. But as I looked at the many small icons on the screen, I didn't know what to do. He was nervous and his hand that was holding the mouse was sweating. Try to remember the scene of someone else playing with a computer in the school's computer room. The delay was a bit long, and his mother said, "This is a computer. It's not fun. It's not as interesting as TV. Isn't there just an arrow on top that can move?! "
I moved the arrow over and clicked on the bottom left-hand side of the screen. A line of submenu appeared. Then tap the program. Click on the game again. Many small boxes were opened: minesweeper. Pointing at the little square, he saw a pile of black spots with thorns: Thunderclap. Mother said, "I don't understand this kind of high-tech!"
Even after a long time, he was still unable to figure it out. Unable to hold it in any longer, he said to his mother, "Mother, I want to take a piss!" Mother said, "Did you find a kidney buyer?" I looked around and lowered my voice. "What's the rush? I was looking for it!" Mother shouted at the bar, "Waiter! "Waiter!"
The employee came over again and asked why. Mother said to help lift him, he needs to go to the toilet. The employee seemed to be in trouble and said, "Wait a moment." He walked away. He came back after a while with a bottle of mineral water in his hand. "Take advantage of the fact that there aren't many people in this area," he said, "and take a piss in the bottle. It's too troublesome to carry them to the toilet. Furthermore, the toilet is very narrow, so we can't accommodate three people at the same time! "
My mother looked at me. My face was burning. She pointed at me and said to the employee, "This child of mine is a nun. Why would he pee in a bottle?"
"Ni`er?" The netizen looked as if he was greatly taken aback. He looked at me with wide eyes and said, "Auntie, what kind of joke is this? It's not like I'm blind! This is clearly a man with a beard! "
I buried my head in my chest as if I couldn't lift it.
Mother said simply: "Eunuch! You know what a eunuch is! "
"Eunuch knows!" No chicken. Chicken! What, could it be that this big brother is … A eunuch? " The manager looked at me strangely.
I wanted to dig a hole in the ground.
"Sigh!" If this was the Great Qing Dynasty, they would be able to sneak into the palace to be eunuchs! If only I could be a eunuch! " the mother said regretfully.
"That's right!" "The former eunuchs were equivalent to the current civil servants, and they even worked in the capital!" The network manager echoed.
After all, he had carried me to the toilet. Fortunately, it was a toilet. He could sit on it. I let them both out before I dared to untie my pants, slowly lifting half the seat and pulling them off bit by bit. There was a soft, plastic-skinned funnel in the wound on his crotch. When I was done, I squashed the funnel and pulled up my pants and called to the two people waiting outside to come in.
The manager looked at my computer and said, "Bro, why aren't you online? "Open 'My Computer' and then open all the CDEF disks. What are you looking for?"
Mother said, "It's been so long and you still haven't gone online! Shier, what are you doing? What are you doing here if not online? Two dollars an hour! "
I was so anxious that beads of perspiration trickled down my forehead. "What do you mean it's on the internet?"
The manager took the mouse from my hand, clicked on the Internetexplorer icon on my computer desktop, and opened a web page. He also asked me if I could log on QQ. I said QQ. The employee sighed and said, "Bro, tell me what you want to play with. I'll help you find it!" I said I wanted to check something.
"What is it?"
The truth definitely could not be told. I thought about it and lied. "Find out about the kidney transplant!"
I watched helplessly as the manager opened a web page with the words "Baidu" written on it. Enter the word "kidney transplant" in a space, and then press confirm, and there's a lot of news about the kidney transplant. He was instantly overjoyed. Say I will, I will, let me do it.
The network manager will not forget to transfer the input method to teach me a little bit. Seeing that I really knew how to use Baidu, I said, "What do you want to call me?" Only then did he leave.
Mother said: "This waiter is very good! The young man was fair and handsome and polite! How lovely! Why don't you introduce our Er Nizi to him and make him your wife! "
"Come on, you! Quite a lot of things! How old is Er Nizi! " I was very dissatisfied.
"No matter how young they are, they're all pregnant! Let him marry Er Nizi, and Er Nizi will bring him a child.
I couldn't be bothered to answer my mother. Soon, he found many messages asking for a kidney source on the internet. He then wrote down his contact number. After leaving the Internet Cafe, he found a phone (a public place that specialized in giving people calls) and started making calls that were written down on a piece of paper. Some phones were turned off, while others were empty. But at last a number came through.
A middle-aged man's thick voice came over the phone, "Who is it?"
I was so excited that my voice was trembling. "Yes … Is he here to buy a kidney? "
"That's right!" What, do you have a kidney source? "
"There's one. Do you want it?"
"Yes!" Where are you? "
I opened my mouth to ask for my home address, but then realized that this wasn't right. A stranger in the village would easily attract the attention of the villagers, and if something about the kidney was exposed, it would be a big problem. So I told him the location of the department store in the county town and asked if he could come.
He's out of town. If you come to my county town, it'll be tomorrow afternoon. So we agreed to meet tomorrow night at eight o'clock in front of the department store in my county town. Knowing that I had a kidney that had already been cut, he asked me to lift it directly to him and told me not to forget to pack ice cubes in the plastic bag with the kidney in it.
After hanging up, my hands were shaking. Usually, he would not be willing to spend money to buy snacks, but this time he was willing to spend four yuan to buy a bottle of Nutri-Express for me. He unscrewed the lid and said: "Shier, I didn't know you were someone who did great things!" I took the Nutri-Express and took a big gulp of it. It's so sweet and delicious, I've never had anything so delicious before. Humans really know how to make everything, I wiped my mouth and said, "I'm not one of those screeching sparrows. "I am a calm bird. If I don't cry, then I will be fine. If I don't cry, then I will just soar into the sky!"
I have to go back for my kidney. His kidney was still in the Huang Old Wolf's small shop.
His mother stood on the tricycle, clearly much more energetic than before. On the way, she didn't see the smile on her face disappear. After pushing her tricycle up the dike, she panted and said, "Shier! Three or four hundred thousand! What kind of concept is this for our family! What are we going to do with the money? "
I sat in the bucket behind the tricycle. It was getting dark and the evening breeze was cold, so I pulled up half my quilt to cover myself and said, "I can't stand the way King Harley looks when he's so cocky. Didn't his house have three floors? We'll build a fourth floor! "
A car honked its horn and sped past the three wheels, raising a cloud of dust. I covered my nose and mouth and cursed, "It's like I'm crazy to order rotten bread! I'll buy a car when the money comes in! The kind with three doors! and make you crazy again! "
When he returned to the village, the sky was completely dark. Her mother was already sweating, but she didn't have time to turn around and go straight to the small shop on the east side of the village. Old Wolf Huang asked, "Sister-in-law, what are you doing? You're sweating like you're bathing!" Mother said, "I went to work in the city." "What do you want to buy?" I don't buy anything, I've already drunk the Nutri-Express. I'm here to take my pig kidney! "
Old Wolf Huang said, "I'm selling Nutri-Express too, why don't you buy it from me?" Mother said: "Why are you talking nonsense! When I left it in the city, did I have to call you to send it to me? "Hurry, don't go so fast!" Huang Lao Lang said, "Sister-in-law, I won't hide it from you. I'll cook your pig kidney for you!"
"What?!" His mother stomped her hands and legs, shouting hoarsely, as if she was going to explode. Her eyes were wide open, and she said, "You stinky bastard. Forced, why did you give it to me to eat!? "Why do you have such a cheap mouth!"
Hearing Huang Lao Lang's words, my heart skipped a beat, and I almost couldn't catch my breath.
"Sister-in-law!" Look at you! Isn't it just a pig's kidney? What can I do if I eat it! At most, I'll buy you another one! Forget it, I'm not joking with you anymore. Your pig kidney is still in the fridge! I don't want to eat it! " Huang Lao Lang seemed very dissatisfied as he mumbled to himself. He walked over and opened the refrigerator, took out a plastic package that was cold to the point of being hard, and handed it to his mother, saying, "In the future, if there's anything else, don't put it in here with me! If I lose it to you, wouldn't you fight it out with me? "