C85 If There Was a God

"Dear Yang, can I write you a poem?" Hamlet patted his chest with one hand and raised his other hand towards the sky, raising his head as well.

Xiao Yang turned around and said angrily, "If you dare to say it, I will throw you into the Pacific Ocean!"

Hamlet said sadly, "Oh... Please believe my sincere feelings!"

"F * ck you, I am not gay