Great Eunuch/C1 Enter the Palace
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C1 Enter the Palace

There was negligence in everything in the world. There was only one thing that the royal family could not neglect. However, there had to be other things as well. People who didn't do things didn't value their lives, and people who didn't eat government food let go of their camels. The banks were counting the wrong amount of money, the hospitals were holding the wrong number of children, and the computers were out of order. These small jobs were all lacking. Wrong! So what if he was wrong?

Since it was a long time ago, he couldn't remember which generation it was. Anyway, since it was something like this, it was still a rare event. It would be more interesting to tell everyone about it.

Little Pan Zuanan, where you live is unknown. His mother had died at the age of five and his father at the age of eight. After fooling around with relatives for two years, when he was ten years old, he happened to be a eunuch from the royal family. It was unknown who had the rotten idea to send them to the royal family for a meal. Although they looked like men but were not men, they were still in the same line of work and it was not much better than having a meal like this. After everyone said their goodbyes, they immediately sent people to tear up the rankings.

Little Pan was just a ten-year-old boy who didn't know what a clean body was. He just thought it was a good job. I heard that there was food and bright clothes, and there were many people and people everywhere. He didn't even need to be persuaded before he happily followed her. Riding a donkey or a car, wobbling for several days, they arrived at a certain place. Little Pan opened his eyes. The high walls were wide and the rooms were grand. The place was spacious and crowded, making it a good place to stay. After they had settled down, they first had a good meal and then had someone wash them one by one. After washing up, everyone changed into a new set of clothes according to their size.

The younger brothers who came with Little Pan were all different. Some were a year or two older than him, some were a year or two younger, and some were even of the same age. As for the other convenience, some were in better condition than his family, while others were in worse condition. After arriving at this place, some were overjoyed while others cried non-stop. Little Pan naturally belonged to the Joy Faction. Originally, he had grown up eating a thousand meals and wearing a hundred clothes, but he was lucky to not ask for anything in return. However, after arriving at such a good place, some people still didn't feel satisfied.

The next morning, an auntie came. Unlike the aunty and the uncle didn't belong to the uncle, everyone called him Eunuch Yang. All Pan knew was that there were ram and ewe in their village, and this was the first time he had heard of it.

Eunuch Yang's voice was bright as he taught them a dozen or so children. The first day's lesson was to carry a urinal. Pan had done this job, he often did it for his relatives in the boardinghouse, so he was the fastest learner, and he was praised more than once by Eunuch Yang for it. Learning how to urinate while in class didn't make any difference. It was just that their expressions and postures were different. Eunuch Yang said, "First, you can't frown, second, you can't pout, and third, you can't cover your nose." These are not difficult, but do not take the urine as urine, as it is a bowl of soup or whatever the problem is solved. The second day was to learn to sweep the floor. The third day was to make the bed. The fourth day, the fifth day … I studied for fifty days. His little friends were tired of learning, and every day they would try to change some new tricks.

The day had finally come to change things. The uncle named Eunuch Yang was still standing in front of them with a stern expression. He (or her) said:

"Kids, after today, you'll be true eunuchs." What was a eunuch? A eunuch was a man who did not have a dick or a beard. The eunuch's duty was to serve the emperor and all those around him. Do you hear me, little bastards?

The little child did not know which side was the better. Not only did he not reply with "Yes", he even caused them to laugh childishly because of Eunuch Yang's arrogant attitude.

Unexpectedly, the usually amiable Eunuch Yang was instantly angered. He (her) shouted in a stern voice, "What are you laughing at? "I am an old eunuch. I was a eunuch who was cut off a calf and became a eunuch for fifty years when I was your age."

It was only then that everyone realized that Eunuch Yang was an old man who had lost his chicken.

"It's good to be a eunuch!" Eunuch Yang said, "Eating and drinking spicy food is a small matter, and silk and satin are nothing. The point is that from now on, you're going to have a godly life. Do you know what a godly life is, little bastards? Good days await you! The aftertaste will be sweet and spicy for all of you to taste!

As soon as he finished speaking, it was unknown if he had touched a sore spot or an itchy spot, but he had actually let out a series of strange cries that didn't seem like crying or laughing at all.

After Eunuch Yang finished lecturing, it was time for the kids to play the game of chopping chickens. Naturally, there would be thousands of people, and a hundred of them would be in all different states. A bunch of ignorant kids kept pestering Yang Gonggong to ask if it was painful to cut chickens. Eunuch Yang said it wasn't painful, he just wanted to break some skin, it would take some effort. Some of them were nervous, some were smiling, some were joking, some were indifferent, some were crying with a grin, some were laughing with their mouths wide open. When they were brought out, they were all the same. White cloth covered their heads, black cloth covered their faces, and they were even covered by a small blanket. If it wasn't for the occasional tummy bulge, I would have thought that they were all small dead people.

When Pan Congan entered, Eunuch Yang followed suit. Suddenly he looked up and saw four or five big men with knives and forks in their hands, all glaring at him. He turned around in fear and was about to run out when one of the men grabbed him by the neck and pushed him down onto the bed as if he was a chick caught by an eagle. At first, he was still waving his arms and legs, screaming at the top of his lungs. However, after such a short period of time, he was no longer conscious.

When Pan Zian woke up, the amiable Young Master Yang was sitting beside him. Eunuch Yang pulled a long face and solemnly instructed him,

"Brat, remember this. From today onwards, you can't pee on yourself, and even more so, you can't urinate in a place with people. Otherwise, if your little life is lost, I will have to sacrifice my old life as well." You can't tell anyone that you have something to do with a little chicken, do you hear me? "

Even though Little Pan didn't understand the old man's words, he could tell that his serious tone had something to do with his life. So even though he was a little nervous inside, he still nodded his head vigorously.

Eunuch Yang then mentioned many things to take note of, and Little Pan remembered everything. As soon as the old eunuch left the room, Pan Congan anxiously touched his body: "Strange, his little chicken is still here?"

Eunuch Yang was ordered to summon the eunuchs. The empress dowager sent for Eunuch Yang and told him:

"Old Yang, this time go and get This Dowager something. This one has not seen real objects for many years, so let This Dowager see for herself." It's just that I don't want to be too old, too big, too small to be easy to train. How much money do you want This Dowager to spend to reimburse you? You will be heavily rewarded after the matter is completed. Do you understand why This Dowager's life was taken by This Dowager after the incident has occurred? "

When Eunuch Yang heard this, he thought to himself, "If the empress dowager, Madame Xu, was half old, why didn't she ask for a boy with a handle?" In the blink of an eye, Old Yang's three souls did not scare the seven souls away. He clearly knew that this was part of the plan to exterminate the Nine Nations! But then he thought again, now that the empress dowager's son was in charge, that little dick was only eleven or twelve years old. Wasn't it his old lady who had the final say in the court? Eunuch Yang weighed the matter and finally thought to himself: If this matter were to be done beautifully, wouldn't he become the emperor's bright-ball and his right-hand man? "Needless to say, the benefits are huge!" "Damn," he thought, "I'm going to risk my life to be a pimp this time!" Immediately, he kowtowed and promised:

"Esteemed Empress Dowager, please be at ease. This servant will definitely handle this matter properly!"

"You have to keep this a secret. Only the heavens and the earth will know about it. You mustn't let a third person know about it, and you mustn't leak it out. Do you understand?"

The old eunuch kowtowed eight times in a row.

Eunuch Yang had spotted the boy called Pan Congan among the dozen or so eunuchs. He was smart and looked pretty good, especially when he was a little chicken he had peeked at a few times. A child who was only ten years old could almost catch up to a half-grown boy.

In the cleanup room, the old eunuch intentionally arranged for Pan to be the last to line up. The executioner applied some medicine on him, and just as he was about to fall asleep, Eunuch Yang ordered the surgery staff:

"Forget it, forget it. I won't do this anymore." This is my nephew's only son. I didn't want to call him. "It was my nephew who insisted on letting the child go to the palace to enjoy his happiness. After some thought, I decided not to let this child go since our Yang family could not be cut off from the family." After Old Yang finished speaking, he took out a large silver ingot from his sleeve and threw it on the table, saying, "Everyone has worked hard all day, let's go sell a bowl of wine!"

The ones who were performing the surgery were neither royal doctors nor traveling doctors. They were an institution specially established by the royal family to cleanse the body. They were known as the "Department of Sweeping the Yellow," and they were known as the "Department of Public Security". They were under the direct jurisdiction of the Ministry of Rites and Rites. Although the work unit was not too far from the palace, and the tasks they did were of the highest caliber, it was impossible to enter the inner palace. When the few of them heard Eunuch Yang's words and saw the silver on the table, they smiled and comforted him,

"Eunuch Yang, it seems that you have the wisdom to become a eunuch if you can only eat a meal like this!" As soon as the words left his mouth, he felt like he had the suspicion that he was scolding a monk in front of the bald man. He hurriedly changed his words, "Unlike you, eunuchs are considered as top quality eunuchs."

Eunuch Yang did not want to get involved with this group of people, so he said impatiently, "Forget it, stop bullshitting! Quickly sign your names, and after the procedures have been cleared, find a place to drink! "

The gongzi's boss quickly gathered all the people who had participated in the project and signed their names. One of them read: "Candidate: Eunuch Wang Xiaowan, Second: Zhang Dan, Third: XXX, Fourth: Li Changjiang, Fifth: Ma Sihai, Sixth: Pan Chenan, Seventh:"

Eunuch Yang took advantage of the opportunity to go out to work and brought out the fake Pan Zuoan from the palace, exchanging it for the real Pan Zuoan.

The empress dowager's real name was Tong Qingyu. Although she said that she was a widow at the age of thirty, the actual number of years she had been living actually far exceeded that! It was only a year after she and the late emperor had married that the man slept on the grass with her. This was no wonder. How could a couple hundred women and a man take care of all of them? Let's not talk about humans, the experts in breeding animals should be considered males. How many days would it last if he was given three hundred hens? It was truly strange. The only time she had been able to have a relationship with someone was when she had been pregnant with a dragon and gave birth to a child. In the end, did Old Wang die from exhaustion due to the royal matters or did he die due to fatigue due to matters related to his family? No one pursued this matter, nor did they dare to pursue it. When the old king was still alive, Tong was only a concubine. When his son became the emperor, she changed the upper of her shoe into the brim of her hat. She raised her son from the ground to the sky and became the empress dowager in one fell swoop.

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