C2 Empress Dowager

Although his son was the emperor, he was still a child after all. The court had ministers helping their son, and she was the one in charge in the imperial harem. Tong Qingyu sometimes thought that it was worth it for a person to live to such a state. He ate what he needed to eat, drank what he needed to drink, and also had all his wishes. There was only one thing missing, and that was the matter between men and women. She didn't have a chance when Old Wang was still alive. Even if Old Wang died, she wouldn't dare to openly marry a man. She looked at the fake men going in and out of the house during the day and thought about it as she lay in bed at night. Finally, she came up with a perfect plan: it would be better to pretend to be true and write about the eunuchs.

Eunuch Yang directly led Pan Congan to the empress dowager's bedroom. The moment Tong Jadeite saw him, she was beaming with joy, her heart blooming with joy.

That night, the young eunuch crawled into the empress dowager's warm bed.

Pan, who was born in a farmhouse, had witnessed countless mating stories between chickens, ducks, cows, sheep and donkeys at a young age. When he found out what it was, his little animals began to move as well. He was beginning to understand what his object was for, but he had never had the opportunity to let his little animal into the place it was supposed to go.

On a fortuitous occasion, he thought of the hens, the hens, which for some time had a very mysterious attraction for his little animals. He was summoned to be a eunuch before he had a chance to do the experiment himself, and he was told that eunuchs had to cut off his little animal. He thought that his life was over, and he thought that he would never again have the opportunity to appreciate what his little animal felt like. However, by some strange accident, his little animal would be of great use instead of being gagged.

To be more precise, the Empress Dowager Tong was not a dissolute woman, but she was a woman after all. She didn't think too much about it when she was a girl. Married a man or a man who was the son of heaven, she was a dragon among men! The man had given her everything, but he hadn't asked her to be a woman once, not once. On the night of the wedding, the man (the emperor) did not go to her bed for some reason. She had waited night after night, and the feeling of being alone in an empty room was not something that the daughter of an ordinary family could experience. Under the bed of the Qiluo Empire, in a place where red candles flashed, an empty house stood. On the sandalwood bed, the jade pillow and brocade quilt, lonely and charming wife. That's right: "The yellow flowers on the ground pile up, haggard and damaged, who can pick them now? How could it be dark to be alone by the window? Wutong more also drizzle, to dusk, drop by drop. "This year's Number One, how impressive!"

A man may be busy with his affairs, but his country is not like a small one. Tong Qingyu forgave her husband, and still did so the next day. Tong did not take it to heart. Just like this, she waited for more than a year before Tong Qingyu's heart died. She was certain that man would not come. Several times, she had seen her man in the distance, graceful, red-toothed white, a pair of pearls and two delicate eyebrows, surrounded by a group of imperial concubines, bustling in front of her. The man walked past her without even looking at her face, saying that strangers were too polite, that they didn't recognize her at all.

Finally, they met one day. The Emperor must have been drunk and had stumbled upon her face to face. This time, there were no women by the emperor's side, only two eunuchs supporting him. His drunken eyes glanced at Tong Jadeite, who had just gotten up from her knees. Seeming somewhat familiar, he asked the eunuch beside him,

"Who is this new maid?"

"She's the Consort Tong who had paid respects to His Majesty in the Flower Hall!" The eunuch explained in a low voice.

The emperor thought about it for a long time, but he still couldn't think of a conclusion. In the end, he cursed, "Fuck, I have too many wives, so I can't remember that many. Take me to her place now. "

The emperor had been torturing himself for a long time, but in the end, it was due to his alcohol that he was able to win over the human race. Consort Tong still didn't know what Yun Yu's matter was, but the Emperor had long since been defeated and had fallen into a deep slumber.

It was also the only time that she actually gave birth to a foolish prince.

Before the thirty-something year old emperor could become the crown prince, he suddenly died from an illness. Her son had been chosen by the ministers to be king, and she had been crowned the Empress Dowager by an obscure concubine.

After Tong had become Empress Dowager, she suddenly had an idea: she wanted to find a man! It was harder for her to marry again than to ascend to heaven, so she placed her hopes on the eunuchs. This day had finally fulfilled her wish. Eunuch Yang did indeed deserve to be a capable general in the palace, so he had found a fake eunuch with all the parts for her. He was a little too young. With a seedling, how could he not grow something decent when given three years?

However, Empress Dowager Tong was so hungry that she really couldn't wait for that day to come. The little eunuch had the maids wash it clean that day and take it to her bed. This matter couldn't be concealed from anyone. They knew that it was just a matter of time, and the palace maids had all sealed their mouths beforehand. They had followed her for so many years, so they probably wouldn't dare to reveal this information.

Pan Chenan was a little nervous at first, but he still felt a little embarrassed when the palace maids helped him to undress. Gradually, he realized that it was a good thing, and his heart involuntarily started to thump. He had just crawled into bed when he saw the nun he had seen in the daytime (he had never seen such a beautiful woman). She had also been stripped naked by her sisters who had bathed him, and now she was sleeping next to him. When had this young eunuch ever seen this kind of formation? His heart suddenly beat faster and his body trembled uncontrollably. The little chicken was also slanted to the side in dejection.

Seeing this, Lady Piaomiao ordered the palace maids, "You may go. I'll call for you if there's anything else. If you don't, don't come in." Then she put her arms around Pan's neck and said, "Don't be afraid, Little An. In the future, just call me sister from under the covers. After you go out, just call me mother."

Seeing that the immortal lady's words were so amiable and her voice was so pleasant to listen to, Pan Zuanan felt relieved. He himself, too, had lost his parents since he was young, and there was no place for him to sleep. He just messed around for an entire night. As for sleeping with a woman in his arms, it was the first time that he had opened the sky and split the earth.

Pan Congan ventured to ask, "Elder sister, aren't you the empress dowager? What kind of official is the empress dowager? "

Tong had one hand free, while the other was still wrapped around Pan's neck. Tong's free hand reached into the barrel and gently stroked the young eunuch's little chicken. When he touched it, he couldn't help but be surprised: so young, how could something be so big? Almost as good as that damned old bastard. She forcefully suppressed her beating heart, gently stroking her hand as she smiled and said:

"If you want to talk about my government, I'm not even as big as your little chicken. If you want to talk about puny things, I'm the one who cares about the whole world!"

The eunuch was frightened, "Elder sister, you're such a big official, in the future you won't kill me, right?"

"How could that be? I've done my best to get you here, and you're my precious baby. How could I bear to kill you? " Tong changed the topic and asked, "Little brother, let me ask you, have you done that sort of thing with others before?"

The eunuch was as clever as a ghost. He immediately understood what was going on and blushed before replying honestly, "I have not, but I have seen donkeys fuck donkeys. The donkeys' cows are big, but the female donkeys in the day are all twitching their butts. "But if you want to earn it, you won't be able to. The female donkey is tied to a wooden shelf …"

Tong Biyu's lower body couldn't help but let out a stream of water. Suppressing her desire, she pressed her body close to the eunuch and kissed him firmly on the cheek. She said:

"Little brother, you should also learn to be a donkey and put your cow in elder sister's cow, okay?"

The eunuch's face was completely red as he said, "I don't dare. How could this child have such an affair with an adult?"

"It's alright, there's no distinction in size between palaces."

"It still won't do. I'm afraid that those sisters might come in." The eunuch turned to look at the door and said hesitantly.

"They don't want to live anymore! If I don't speak, they won't dare to come in. "Even if you come in, you don't have to be afraid. I'm the empress dowager!" Her Majesty comforted her. Her hand kept stroking the young eunuch's chicken. She clearly felt that the little chicken had almost become a big chicken. It was as hard as a radish.

"Those sisters were really good. When I was taking a bath, they touched my little chicken. One of them even kissed me on the mouth." The young eunuch accidentally made a black declaration.

The empress dowager, on the other hand, disapproved. She giggled and said, "This is a small matter, but you have to remember this, little brother. If you let your little chicken enter the stomach of any of them, I'll kill all of you!"

"Sister, I won't. I will never let them touch my little chicken ever again. " The little eunuch was clever, and would be in trouble soon.

"Let them move! It was really a loss to these young women, who were around seventeen, eight, and twenty years old, to stay in this crappy palace. It would be better to be a nun at home and see a man sooner or later. Let me tell you one more thing. Don't call them older sisters in the future. They are servants, and the girls' names are Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter respectively. You can just call them Little Spring, Little Xia, Little Autumn, and Little Dong. "

"What if they're unhappy?"

"They don't dare. They have me, the elder sister!"

"Elder sister, I'll remember it."

"Besides, you won't do anything in the future. I'll find someone to teach you martial arts in the morning, go to school with your brother in the afternoon, and sleep with me in the evening. "In the future, I will definitely train you to become a man who can support both heaven and earth!"

"Who is brother?" The eunuch suddenly heard that there was another brother.

"Big brother is my son. He is the current emperor."

"Isn't it a mess when I call him brother and your sister?"

"It's not chaotic." In the future, you must remember that it is only in this bed that you can call me sister. "Tomorrow, I will inform everyone below to take you in as my foster son. In the future, you will be like your elder brother and call me 'mother'."

"Is the Queen Mother my mother?"

"The Queen Mother is the Mother."

"Mom, you are so nice!"

"I can't call you mother and sister now."

"Elder sister!"

"Ahh, that's right. Come, climb onto elder sister's body."

The young eunuch climbed up very skillfully.

"Eat your sister's milk, suck with all your might, push with all your might, and push with all your might. Alright, let's go in. We'll do our best down there! Ah, you little ancestor. Hurry, sister can't take it anymore, hurry, hurry! Oh, my God, that's what women are like. "Ah, my god!"

At this moment, the young eunuch suddenly thought of the donkey from his hometown. Although the donkey's posture was different from a person's, the reason was the same. So he did what the donkey did, thrusting himself into the one of the Empress Dowager's sister. The elder sister was about the same age as Pan Zian, so she was very compact. Pan used all the strength he had left in his life to twist his little butt around and stick it in.

After about an hour, Empress Dowager Tong let out a mad cry, as if she had entered heaven in the celestial realm. She hugged Little Pan even more tightly and fainted in the blink of an eye. After a long time had passed, she finally woke up. Seeing that the young eunuch was still leaning over her, she couldn't help but raise her head and kiss the young eunuch's lips. She smiled and said:

"You little elf, you killed your sister."

"Sis, did I hurt you?" Pan asked carefully.

"No, not at all. "Little brother, I'm tired. You may leave, we'll sleep with our arms around each other." After she finished speaking, Empress Dowager Tong actually went to sleep by herself.