Great Eunuch/C20 Ambushed on the Way
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C20 Ambushed on the Way

"It's nothing important. Forget it, I won't look for you anymore." The Boss called out and said, "Brothers, let's not look for the thing anymore. If it's lost, then it's lost. It just so happens that along the way, we have to be companions and look out for each other. "

This group of people called out for their horses to turn around.

"What business do you have in the south?" As they walked along, the eunuch deliberately found trouble with them.

"Let's go and buy the Emperor a horse." the Boss replied without thinking.

"So it's the people from the Shangguan family. I apologize for my disrespect!" The eunuch cupped his hands towards the group.

"Sure, sure. It's just a food business! What about you, big brother? " The one who spoke was usually the leader.

"I'm going to visit my family. "There's an old aunt in the south whom I haven't seen for more than ten years. I'd like to take a look."

"Big brother, from the sound of your accent, you're from the north. Why do you have relatives in the south?" The Boss said.

"It is aunt's business to marry into a foreign country. You guys go buy horses for the Emperor, how are you going to head south? I've never heard of horses coming from the south? "

The Boss said nonchalantly, "Take the chance to go out for a walk and buy a horse when you're done."

The young eunuch smiled. "The emperor's money used to buy horses has become your travel expenses. Are you sure you have the guts to do so?"

The Boss blushed and said, "Big Bro won't lie to you. Buying a horse is an excuse, but it's actually looking for someone."

"Find someone, find someone?"

"Find a eunuch."

"Why are you looking for a eunuch?"

"The Prime Minister's estate has sent word that they are going to find that eunuch. Kill him, and leave no one alive." As the Boss said this, his eyes never left the young eunuch's face, as if he was proud of catching a turtle in a jar.

"What are you looking at me for? I'm not a eunuch." The eunuch giggled.

"Big Brother," said the Boss, "to tell you the truth, we have had our eye on you since you came out of the city gate. We have never seen that eunuch before, but you look exactly like him. So he followed them. If one of us wants to run away, we won't be able to. How about this, we won't make things difficult for you, since you're a eunuch, there's definitely nothing of value. "If you get off the horse and take a piss, you might as well stand there and pee. If your piss is about two feet long, you can just leave. Our two families have nothing to do with each other."

The young eunuch laughed, "That's not difficult at all. You don't need to dismount. I'll show you."

As soon as the young eunuch finished speaking, he crossed the horse's back with his right leg and began to pour water over the horse.

The ten muscular men looked at each other, not knowing what to say. If the leader refuses to obey, he will pester and say:

"Big brother, it's not that we're being unreasonable, but why don't you take off your pants at the same time? Let us see it clearly so that we can have an explanation when we go back. Haven't we heard that officials aren't willing to do so?"

The young eunuch reprimanded, "Bullsh * t! You asked me to piss, I piss for you to see, don't you think that men without goods can piss out that far? You told me to take off my pants, but if you're not going home, I'll let your dad take off his pants! "

The Boss got angry and scolded him, "Hey, look at you like that dog eunuch, who knows where you got him to piss on you? The old master had said that he would rather kill someone wrongly than to let them off lightly. Did I give you face by asking you to take off your pants?

The eunuch said, "What, you want to take my life without taking off my pants? Aren't you being too unreasonable? Which one will go first, or will all of them come at once? " The young eunuch was confident in his kung fu skills and thought that he had not been able to obtain anything good.

These people naturally knew that if they were really young eunuchs, then how could they possibly be a match for the unparalleled Marshal Ma, who had once captured a female general and shot at blind old men? One of the older men, afraid that things might get out of hand and they might lose out, tried to smooth things over.

"Big Brother Han, please calm your anger. Don't take offense when our big brother's words are wrong." As everyone can see, you are not a eunuch, so why do you need to take off your pants? I think we should forget about it. Don't cause any misunderstandings.

The Chief used to be a deputy general, but by virtue of his ability, he did not treat the little eunuch as a human being. Carrying a big machete that was half a long and not short, he walked over on his horse and said:

"Brothers, move out of the way. Let me witness the methods of this person who drew the lot!"

The young eunuch hated people who called him a drawing the most in his life. He did not want to fuss about it, so when he heard his arrogant words, he came up with a bad idea. He didn't answer. He held his gun out with one hand, and when he was distracted, he was ready to strike. The Boss saw that the young eunuch made his move too quickly and was unable to dodge in time. As soon as he turned around, his back was exposed. The little eunuch was no light lamp. He turned the gun upside down and thrust it straight at the Boss's ass. With a "Ouch!" sound, half a jin of flesh was torn out from the head's buttocks – the little eunuch's spear point was hooked upside down. The chief's machete fell to the ground, and he tumbled off his horse.

The young eunuch's posture had not changed even a moment ago when he had peed, and he said with a chuckle, "Is there anyone else who wants to lose weight?"

Knowing that they were no match for him, who would dare to come forward? They all dismounted from their horses and bowed respectfully, saying:

"Great Grandpa Han, the fault lies with us. I have offended you, your majesty, so I hope that you do not lower yourself to this lowly one's level. "

The eunuch said, "It's a little polite to say so. Alright, this father has something to attend to, so I won't bother with you any longer. I'm leaving!"

With that, the young eunuch passed by that leg, whipped the horse, and left.

This group of people were at a disadvantage. They couldn't go back to explain themselves, but if they went closer, they were afraid that the young eunuch would get angry and stir up trouble. After a slight dressing of the chief, he had to be carried back to the horse and followed the eunuch from a distance.

The young eunuch was fast, and that group of people were carrying wounded soldiers. Naturally, they could not keep up with him. Besides, his goal was not to go north or south, but to confuse people, so he couldn't go too fast. But after walking for a while, he suddenly discovered that the walls of the towns and cities along the way were covered with notices about the arrest of Pan Zuanan. His appearance, clothes, horses, and the use of weapons were all clearly written on the notices.

It was also noted that, although my name was Eunuch, I could sometimes do something that was not Eunuch. The words were unfathomable to others, and the eunuch was clear in his heart: Old Bastard Wang was leaving a chance for his daughter, for fear that if he were to say it too openly, it would not end well for his daughter.

Pan thought it was laughable: a dignified court official, a president of the military department, with military authority and a declaration of passage issued by the emperor himself, he became an instigator in just three days! This made the eunuch feel that Wang Shugui's power was great. What did he mean by 'overpowering the world with one hand'?

The eunuch estimated that the old thief's line of sight was already in the south and not in the north. There would definitely be heavy soldiers lying in ambush in the south, so he decided to turn his horse around and turn west and north. Do not take the main road to take the path, do not enter the town, specially pick the small village store to stay the night.

On this day, he stayed the entire night in a small village. When he was about to leave the next day, the waiter grabbed his arm and said:

"Sir, please take care."

The eunuch was startled, thinking that he had recognized him. He then asked, "What is it?"

"The guests proceeded along this path, and about ten miles away from them was a mountain known as the Swallow Mountain. In the mountain, five to seven hundred bandits gathered, looting homes and robbing houses with great power. I saw that the guest was alone and that it would be dangerous to go. I might as well stay for a few more days and wait until the guests had gathered before I would travel together or take a detour. Therefore, I shall say one more word, and ask the guest to carefully consider it a little. "

Pan Congan laughed coldly, "I am the commander-in-chief of the army, and you used a few thieves to scare me when you tried to head off the generals. Are you trying to trick me into staying for a few more days to buy more money?"

The waiter shook his head and said, "He really does care about his family. He has all kinds of birds in the woods, so he's like a donkey with a lung. Since you are the commander-in-chief of the army, why did you enter my desolate forest alone? I was kind enough to advise you that you should be bragging about not paying taxes because you are a lonely man and a delicate man. Forget it, just go and do it. If you suffer a huge loss, don't blame me for not greeting you in advance! "

Pan Congan didn't listen to him and urged his horse forward. The journey took about ten miles to traverse. Suddenly, a tall mountain blocked their way. The mountain was extremely tall and rugged; it was extremely dangerous. The mountain was surrounded by towering trees and dense weeds. Occasionally, there would be one or two eagles flitting across the dark blue sky. Even the birds in the silent forest would let out a caw.

At this time, Little Pan knew that the legend was not false. He didn't dare to be negligent and hastily urged Bao-Ma Liang to pass through the mountain. As they were walking, there was suddenly a loud clanging sound, followed by a series of people rushing down the road. There were two people leading them. One was riding a pitch black mule, while the other was riding a whip-gray donkey. The mule's rider was a big black man, two meters tall and two (now size) with a black head and a black face. His beard almost covered his entire face, and his eyes were like bells and his face like a ghost. Dressed in black armor and wearing black battle robes, he held two black iron hammers in his hands. Judging by their weight, he estimated that the hammers weighed at least 300 pounds. The other one, who was riding Wa Hui, had a yellow and skinny face, a head full of dust, and a few strands of yellow beard on his cheeks. His eyes were dull, his teeth were bared, and he looked ferocious. Although he looked weak and weak, he looked energetic. He wore tight clothes and was dressed neatly. Seeing that Pan Congan was acting as if he was looking down on everyone, the great Nu suddenly opened his sonorous voice and shouted:

"Who are you?"

"Passing by!" Pan Congan replied in a neutral tone.

"Hey hey, aren't you afraid of losing your tongue when you sing pop songs in the wind? "Others who see us brothers have already been scampered away, yet you can still stand and speak?

"What should I do?" Pan Congan didn't show any emotion on his face.

"Good man," said the little yellow moustache, "you are a wise man, and we will tell you the truth. Now that the resources at the top of the mountain were scarce, it was impossible to make ends meet. There were more people eating and less people earning money. Look at us, as the second and third village chiefs, we are also well-known figures, and now we don't even have a decent horse. "How about this, we won't make things difficult for you. We'll leave your big horse behind as a way to buy money. If you leave, we'll ascend our mountain, what do you say?"

"Bullsh * t!" "You're not the one driving the mountain, you're not the one planting the trees. I'm just passing by, why should I leave the horses behind?"

"Alright, alright. You're ruthless!" If I didn't teach you a lesson, you wouldn't even know how many eyes Prince Ma had. Big brother, you go first, I'll cover your retreat. "

The dark-faced man didn't respond, lifting the three-hundred-pound hammer. Pan Congan shouted:

"Hold on!"

"Why?"

"This father's spear will not kill the nameless ghost!"

"I am called Qi Guo Yuan, and my brother's name is Li Ru Gui." the dark-faced general roared.

Pan Zhe knew that these two had to be impostors, and didn't have much ability to do so. He then sneered:

"So you two are famous generals of Sui and Tang Dynasties!" At least a few hundred years old? "

"Stop being so long-winded, hand over your life!" The black-faced man swung his hammer.

Pan Congan knew his hammer well, so he didn't dare to be negligent. He lifted his sword to meet the blow. As soon as he closed the lid, he realized that this little brat was just like his ancestor, using an empty hammer. Pan began to play tricks on him secretly. A gun appeared out of nowhere and floated on his third path. In less than ten minutes, the air clock had brought down beads of sweat from the black-faced man. His mouth was shouting nonstop:

"The wind is blowing fast, and the wind is blowing fast. Phew! Phew! Phew! Phew!"

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