C4 Jade Flower Garden

The eunuch naturally knew about the smell of food, so he nodded and said, "Imperial Mother, don't worry. Imperial brother is my blood brother. Even if he killed me, I wouldn't dare to say anything cowardly."

A rare smile appeared on the empress dowager's face. "Then I can rest at ease."

The young emperor refused, still insisting on seeing the young eunuch's calf. The empress dowager persuaded, "My son, your little brother's ox cannot be looked at like this, it seems it would turn you into a giant turtle." If you become a giant tortoise, your emperor won't be able to become one. No one will ever call you Master Hail anymore. "

The little emperor hesitated for a moment, then said after thinking, "If that's the case, then I won't be looking. "Little brother, you must not take off your pants in front of me in the future, in case I turn into a giant turtle when I see you."

The young eunuch nodded in agreement.

The empress dowager turned around and shouted, "Come, serve the emperor and the young prince dinner."

The teacher in the academy was also an old man, with white hair, white beard, white eyebrows, and a face full of wrinkles that looked like old bark. Seeing the two of them arrive, he knelt on the ground and didn't dare to get up for a long time.

The little emperor said, "Teacher, today's class is over. Take off your pants and let this emperor see if you have any chicken balls?"

The teacher was shocked. His body trembled as he pleaded, "Your Majesty, please do not! A warrior can be killed but not humiliated. Even if you kill this old one, taking off your pants will be extremely difficult! "

"It's just to take a look," the young emperor said disapprovingly. "What's so surprising about not wanting your money and not cutting your flesh? My younger brother's mother, the calf, doesn't want to see it. Could it be that even I am unable to see it? Quick, take it off, I only want to take a look! "

"This official would rather die!" The teacher couldn't get up.

Seeing this, the young eunuch pretended to be very mysterious as he lowered his voice and whispered into the young emperor's ear, "Elder brother, this old man's chicken is even more unsightly."

"So what if I see it?" The young emperor glared with his small triangular eyes.

"You'll turn into a little turtle if you see it."

"How do you know?" The young emperor half believes it or not.

"Everyone has already said so, if you don't believe me, you can ask the teacher."

"Old Yellow Teeth, is this true?"

Even though the teacher was old and muddle-headed, his reputation was at stake. Therefore, he clearly heard the conversation between the two children. He hurriedly said:

"Yes, yes. Young prince is right, it's a green-furred turtle!"

"Little brother, why didn't you say so earlier? You almost missed out on my important matter." Alright, there is someone who is studying for us today. Old Yellow Teeth, teach him. I will lie down on the chair to rest for a while. Leave two copies for him to do. Queen Mother, what are you trying to teach me? I have learned a lot! How could so many ministers listen to me? "You should ask me what do I do with this …"

When he returned to the Blue Aurora Palace at night, the eunuch who had just reported the news, who had barely sat down, said:

"Esteemed empress dowager, Old Li, the one who taught martial arts for the young prince, committed suicide. Will he still be able to attend tomorrow's martial arts lesson?"

The empress dowager gave a snort and said, "Go, why not? Old Li died in exchange for Old Zhang, who is away from the butcher Zhang, and still eats porcupines! "

Others might not know the cause of Old Li's death, but how could this young eunuch not know? However, it was a pity. Although that person looked a bit fierce, he was still a good person. Just by touching his little chicken, would he have to commit suicide? He was somewhat puzzled by the fact that this matter had been plaguing his mind for quite some time.

The roots of the Jade Dew Palace were straight. The Jade Dawn Palace was not a palace, and it was not in the Three Palaces and Six Academies. It was originally just a garden. As usual, there were one imperial concubine, two imperial concubines, four concubines and six concubines living in the East West Six Palaces. The Empress resided in the Middle Palace, followed by the Eastern and Western Palaces. There were also emperors who stayed in the East Palace, such as the empress dowager after the two palaces of the Qing Dynasty, with the east as the positive, the west as the supplementary, and Tzu Hsi as the reasonable second in command. There is no definite number of concubines who set up nobles, who are often present, who accept, etc. The so-called 'seventy-two concubines' of the Three Palaces and Six Academies were all based on the respective dynasties, without any specific legal provisions. The emperor called his wife his concubine, who would dare argue with him? If the Emperor had forgotten about his wife, it was not because someone was trying to frighten and seduce people. What was the purpose of three thousand powders? If I were to meet any princes who have a short lifespan, I'm afraid that it would be too late even if I had to worship heaven and earth every day and become the groom every night! Putting aside history, what was the origin of this Jade Dawn Palace's Tong Jadeite?

Tong was originally the daughter of one of the border guards, Old General Tong, together with his wife, children, and a large family of children, had been stationed in the ice and snow of the desert for a long time. Just like this, the old Empress Dowager still didn't feel at ease. She was afraid that he had acted inappropriately in the outside world. He found out that Tong had a daughter who hadn't left the house, so he made a plan. He didn't ask about her looks, height, height, weight, etc. He just randomly married her and gave her the title of 'concubine' and became her daughter-in-law. When Tong Jadeite first arrived, because of the high altitude weather, although her facial features were neat, her face was not too flattering. Two red clouds flew up from her cheeks, and her skin was thick and rough. When Prince Charming was married, he glanced at his new concubine with disgust and turned his face away. From then on he became a meat bun and a dog, and from then on Tong Biyu became a loving wife. Over the years, she had been accompanied by a few court ladies to live in the garden. Although she was a widow, she didn't look like a widow, and the watchman could only look at her husband. A great deal of resentment and anger had accumulated in her. Fortunately, the late emperor had died at the age of thirty, giving her the opportunity to change the course of events. After repeated deliberation, deliberation, and careful examination, the ministers finally chose her son to sit in the temple.

The room was not big, but the position was good. The building was three stories tall, and it was close to the Imperial Garden. The sound of flowing water could often be heard, and the fragrance of flowers and birds would assail their nostrils. However, Miss Tong had just turned twenty-eight, and was still quite far from being raised. Moreover, she had grown up on the border and loved to shoot and ride horses, galloping wildly across the prairie. Suddenly, the situation changed. Her man would hug another woman to sleep every night, but the other person was nowhere to be seen. He couldn't even be compared to a deaf ear. How could she be so lonely? However, the imperial family's rules were huge, and the palace walls were high and tight. Could it be that a little girl like her could change into a new robe and go for a stroll on the streets?

Of course, she wasn't the only one in the imperial harem. From time to time, concubines from other harem came to her place to chat and waste time. Usually, there would be an imperial concubine called imperial concubine Li and an imperial concubine called imperial concubine Li. The imperial concubine spoke very little, while the imperial concubine was tongue-tied.

One day, the two sisters sat in front of each other and chatted. Lady Li suddenly asked,

"Little sister, how many times has the emperor favored you?"

Consort Tong's face instantly turned red and she was left speechless for a long time. Although she had lived for a long time, she was still a girl! If the truth be told, it would be shameful to speak out, but if the hypothesis was true, it wouldn't open his mouth for a while.

Mistress Li thought she was shy and said, "What are you afraid of? You and I are both experienced people, what's there to be embarrassed about? If you didn't say so, then let me say this. Our emperor is very fond of me, and I've already done this seven or eight times! The most unforgettable day was on the wedding day. The Emperor made me suffer so much that half a glass of blood flowed from my mouth! "

Consort Tong didn't know if it was due to shyness or something else, but she hurriedly turned her face away.

Mistress Li didn't know what was on Consort Tong's mind. She forcefully pulled her over and asked, "Little sister, I've already told you, what about you?"

"..." How many times have you played it? " Consort Tong stammered.

"That's the end of it. It's just a matter of men and women." If I had to say, in my next life, I won't marry anyone, not to mention the Royal Family. What's the difference between having a man and not having a man? Sometimes I just want to pull a radish out of the ground. " As Madame Li spoke, she suddenly thought of something and said, "Little sister, let me tell you a story about inserting radishes!

Not waiting for Consort Tong to speak, and not caring whether she was willing or not, Lady Li changed the topic and started narrating her 'radish inserting' story:

"It's about a girl who has reached the age of thirty and is not yet married." Girls don't sleep at night and think about it all the time. She went to pray to the stove and said, 'I want one thing, I hope the stove will grant me your wish'. When the prayer was repeated a day later, there was a paper packet on the altar and the girl opened it excitedly. She did not know what it was. The girl was overjoyed. She took off her clothes in the daytime and opened the bed to try. She immediately felt comfortable and couldn't help but shout out when she was satisfied. The girl's sister-in-law walked past the door, hearing that something was amiss. How could a girl normally make such a sound? Sister-in-law opened the window paper to peek inside, did not see any sign of a man. After a while, she saw the girl sneakily take something out of the quilt, wrap it carefully in paper and place it on the stove. The next day, her sister-in-law took the item on the stove. It looked very attractive, so she went back to her room and gave it a try. It was indeed extraordinary. The sister-in-law got up and put on her clothes. She thought to herself, 'Damn it! That girl still hasn't gotten married yet and she thinks about it. It's not a proper thing to spread it around!' In her rage, her sister-in-law cut the flesh into small pieces and placed them on the pot. She then roasted them into a fine powder and left them where they were. After a while, the girl got married and invited a lot of guests to have a drink. The master searched all over for the pepper. Suddenly, he saw the paper package on the stove. He opened it and sniffed. Feeling that the smell was not bad, he put it into the pot as a seasoning. After the banquet, the guests felt their buttocks itch and quickly excused themselves to run out. When the girl's father returned, he saw that the guest had disappeared in the blink of an eye. He hurriedly went out to search. When he raised his head, he saw a group of people squatting in his turnip field. Each man and woman had a big radish stuck in their buttocks. "Father was angry, thinking that the master must have done something wrong. He went back home and pushed open the cupboard door, and saw that the master was putting his pants on the chopping board, with a spoon in his ass and one of his hands shaking again!

After saying that, Liniang smiled. Consort Tong covered her mouth, but her eyes were filled with tears.

Tong had only been married to the palace for a month, and didn't need much maintenance. Without the desert wind and sand, and the intense sunshine, her skin would soon recover. Her facial features would have been straight, and she would have transformed into an unparalleled beauty. However, for whom does this flower blossom, the monarch will never come. Tong green jade a wild horse is tied in the donkey-pen, let alone gallop on the prairie, the courtyard can not be a joy. She lived like a year, often secretly shed tears, only resenting the injustice of the heavens, sending her to such a living hell, in this world, not just for the sake of clothes and food!

The emperor had said several times that he wanted to tear down the Jade Flower Garden. Not only did it take up a large area, it also obstructed the scenery and blocked his line of sight. What was even more infuriating was that there was a red-faced grandma inside. Just thinking about it made her so infuriated that she looked even more eye-catching. However, the Empress Mother was determined not to let him go. She said:

"My son, you can't do this. This is related to your country!" A daughter-in-law doesn't matter, but his father has a hundred thousand soldiers. If you neglect his daughter, how can the border pass peacefully? In the day, I saw that Tong Fei's face had changed greatly, and she was no longer as worn out as she was the day before. "Why don't you take some time to go to the Jade Dew Courtyard and share some of the rain and dew with her so that there won't be any more trouble over time?"