C5 False Eunuch

"Bullshit!" The emperor said, "I am the son of the heavens, rich and powerful. What kind of woman can't get her hands on something like this, and yet I have to lay an egg in the nest of the red-faced woman? Did the Queen Mother treat my son like a stallion that she was willing to pull a female donkey just like that? "What can his father do to me? If I don't draw an imperial edict and find some crimes, I will just kill him!"

The empress dowager hastily stopped her. "You can't joke about this! Oh, it's fine if you don't want to pamper consort Tong, but don't think of doing anything to his father. I have never heard of anyone disobeying the orders of a sovereign. If some traces of a horse were to be revealed, if some wind were to be blown, and if something were to happen at the border, how can your mountains and rivers sit still? "

"Got it!" The emperor impatiently replied to his mother before turning around and leaving.

Logically speaking, the one who should abstain from alcohol should be the Emperor. The emperor was different from the commoners. Even if the commoners spent 365 days of the year doing that, they would only be able to plant a single seedling every single day. The Emperor, on the other hand, was different. Every day, he would change brides. Night people were different as well. It's a good opportunity, there's always the possibility of the seeds teething. Think about it, the emperor can still drink alcohol every day? When this prince was drunk, he had occasionally seen Princess Tong, who was hidden in a room and no longer the same as the red-faced grandma of the past. At that time, he didn't know who Consort Tong was, so he muddle-headedly made love once and coincidentally gave birth to a foolish prince.

Before the birth of the Emperor, Tong had wanted to return home several times to save his parents. The empress dowager in charge of the imperial harem said, "If you don't want to, then so be it. The sky is far away and it is inconvenient for you to come and go. Do you miss your home? No matter who it is, if I send a message, they will come to see you. There's no need for you to visit them. " After giving birth to his son, he thought that the empress dowager would grant him a favor, so he decided to report it to the empress dowager instead. When she understood this, it was she who had become Empress Dowager herself. The reason was actually very simple. He wasn't afraid that the emperor's women would go out and cause trouble for their relationship, but rather, he was afraid that these women would return home to gossip! Especially for her, the daughter of a general at the border, she didn't dare to easily let him go.

After the Emperor left, he never turned back. Tong Jade had wanted to pinch the evil son of the Emperor to death a few times, so she could vent out her anger. The reason she could not fulfill her wish was because she originally wanted to have a child to accompany her in the future. She was simply too lonely. But after the prince was born, she was just a machine for feeding. The son was served by a servant, like a nursery, and she usually did not see him except during the nursing hours. After losing her milk, it was even harder for her to see her in ten to fifteen days. Tong Biyu lived in a world without hope and without desire. Most of the time, she just stared out the window in silence. The court ladies and eunuchs in the garden were happily flirting with each other.

When Lady Li came, the news came as if they were watching the newspapers and listening to the radio every day.

"Sister, have you heard?" Lady Li said.

"What did I hear?" Concubine Tong asked with a puzzled smile.

"Last night, when the two palace maids were doing that, they were discovered by someone. Several eunuchs came out of bed and beat them to death with sticks. How pitiful!"

"Two palace maids, what can two palace maids do?" Consort Tong smiled.

"Calm down!" "He's just pretending to be a man while he's pretending to be a woman. What else can he be after all these years?"

"It would be too unfair to kill them!"

"That's right! "Rather than that, it would be better to play with the eunuchs. Even though the eunuchs don't have anything, they are still men after all."

"The eunuchs can't have any counterfeit goods, right?"

"Little sister, say something stupid!" How could he? How could he sneak in a fake when he had passed all three trials? That was the responsibility of the Annihilated Nine Clans. If only there could really be a fake who could sneak in, and if only my old sister could take advantage of him and enjoy him. "

"Sister, let's not talk about this anymore. If we were to be overheard, we might even be sentenced to death and sent to the cold palace." Concubine Tong persuaded.

"I'm not afraid! Isn't getting into the cold palace just another place to eat? I'd rather be castrated by a pig-goatee than think of men here every day. " Liniang suddenly thought of something, changed the subject, and said in annoyance, "Little sister, you shouldn't have gotten lucky and acted good, right? The last time I asked you, the emperor doted on you a few times, but you didn't say anything. I didn't even give birth to a little dragon ten times, and you should have at least given me dozens of times, otherwise how could you give birth to a fat prince? "

Tong Bi Yu did not know whether to laugh or cry. She could not explain and was too lazy to explain. After Madame Li left, her mind was still preoccupied with the matter of the fake eunuch.

Five years later.

Pan Cong-an became an elegant and elegant young teacher. His appearance did not matter. The most important thing was that his unique artifact had already won cheers from the entire palace and the favor of the palace maids.

When the old emperor ascended the throne to become the empress dowager upon the death of the young emperor, Princess Tong had already done the necessary cleaning within the palace. All the imperial concubines, concubines, and palace maids who were involved with the late emperor had left the palace, leaving only Madame Li behind. The heirs of the late emperor had naturally left for the east as well, in addition to being the emperors of the imperial court. During this period, despite the addition of numerous beautiful court ladies and the purest eunuchs, the enormous imperial harem had a few male cats and three or five canines (male dogs), and the rest were all females or non-sexual (eunuchs) residents.

The matter of the eunuch's mother was no longer a secret. Of course, the news was still within a certain range of control. Most of them had only heard of it, and there were only a few who had seen it. If it were not for the earth-shattering event that had occurred, the Imperial Palace might still be in the middle of a stagnant wave.

Suddenly one day, the empress dowager raised her eyebrows and lowered her eyes. She wanted to be sour and spicy. Concubine Tong wasn't a fool and was experienced, so she naturally knew where the illness originated from. She had someone invite her Friend, Lady Mi Li, to the Jade Dew Palace. When the Lady Li entered the door and was about to kowtow, she was helped to her feet by Tong Jade as she said with a smile:

"Sis, who are we? Are you trying to play that trick on This Dowager?"

"Is there something wrong with the empress dowager's sister?" Madame Li asked.

"I'm so tired of you, why are you still watching?"

"Sister, what's the matter?"

"This one is probably happy." Tong Hou said with a blushing face.

"Could it be a seed left behind by the old emperor?" Lady Li pretended to be confused.

"Elder sister really knows how to joke around. It has been so many years since the old emperor passed away, why is there still a seed left in This Dowager's body?" If these words were to spread out, wouldn't it make people laugh? "

"I don't understand, where did little sister's happiness come from?"

Although Madame Li had never been trained by Gobo or the CIA, she was good at intelligence. How could her little secret be kept from her eyes and ears? However, she still intentionally kept him in suspense.

"To tell you the truth, my elder sister said that it was that young eunuch who did this good deed."

"Oh, my God! A fake eunuch snuck into the palace and kept it as secret as an iron bucket. If I were a few years younger, I would have let that fake eunuch favor me once. If I have to eat alone, would I forget about my sister? " Lady Li's mouth never forgave people?

"Big sister, I'm so worried about you. I came to discuss important matters with you, do you still have the heart to joke around?" Tong Hou had no choice but to lower his body when he encountered a difficult situation.

"It's easy, I think." Madame Li thought for a moment before replying.

"How is it going to be easy, hurry up and tell me!"

"The blame lies with the enemy!"

"The blame lies with the people! To whom? "

"How many men are there in this palace?"

"Of course it's only one. Other than my son, who else can it be?"

"Then blame it on him."

"My son doesn't seem to be very good in this area. Other than the empress, he has already made quite a few concubines, but there's still no news of him at all. I have asked the wives from the side, and they say that my son and they are restricted to their own lips, and that those things have not yet been done. "

"My foolish nephew!" Madame Li laughed, "That would be much easier to deal with."

Lady Li whispered into Tong's ear.

Tong nodded and praised, "That's for the best. After this is over, you will definitely reward me handsomely. "

"For what?" Could it be that you want to give me a fake eunuch as well? "

"As long as elder sister dares to ask for it, all eight of them will be permitted."

"No no, I'm half old Lady Xu. I've already forgotten eight lifetimes about that!"

According to Madame Li's plan, the empress dowager had the palace maid invite the emperor over. Tong Hou said:

"My son, my four girls, which one do you like?"

The little emperor shook his head and said, "This Emperor doesn't like any of them. This Emperor likes eunuchs and brothers."

"Well, this is different from that. Although An'er is good, he is just your brother, and won't be able to sleep. "

"Only you are allowed to sleep with my eunuch brothers, so I can't be intimate with my eunuch brothers?" The Queen Mother is so eccentric. "

"My son is speaking nonsense. How is Imperial Mother sleeping with him? I want your brother An'er to accompany me. I'm afraid to sleep alone in a big house. " the Empress Dowager corrected.

"I also want brother eunuch as my companion!" the Emperor shouted.

"No, I can't do that. My son, you can't mess around. What's the point of two men sleeping together?" "My son is obedient, I'll sleep with Qiu'er tonight. Qiu'er will tell you many stories, and I can even feed you beans." Her Majesty said.

"If I sleep with Chun'er, will she tell me stories and feed my beans?"

"Chun'er can also do it. Chun'er can tell stories and feed beans to you."

"Alright, I'll sleep."

"When you go to bed, tell them."

"Understood, Queen Mother." The silly Emperor nodded.

"My son is so obedient."

Her Majesty returned home. Only the family was the safest, warmest, and most relaxed of places. After Tong Bi Yu became the empress dowager, she changed a new person at the border, and the whole family moved back to the capital. His father was the minister of war, and his brothers held important positions in the imperial court. When his mother heard that his daughter was pregnant, she was first shocked, then happy. After all, she was his grandson. His father and brothers understood the bitterness of the jade and pretended to ignore it.

Chun'er's stomach bulged day by day. Xia Qiu Dong was so jealous that his eyes were bleeding. He couldn't wait to sleep with the empress and have them give birth to a dragon. At the very least, they should be able to become real women. However, even though they were far away, they still couldn't satisfy their thirst. Waiting for the Emperor to favor them was no different from asking for a fish out of wood. At the moment, there was one ready, they had secretly targeted the young prince.

The empress dowager returned home to save relations and vacate a large area of the palace. Fortunately, there was a precious young prince remaining at the palace. Although the Empress Dowager was reluctant to part with him, she dared not bring him back to her family. However, she had already said before she left that other than eating and studying martial arts, the eunuch was not allowed to leave the palace during this period of time. As for the girls and him, if they couldn't see, then let him go! Besides, there must be someone taking care of the young prince's life during this period of time! If a bunch of eunuchs and eunuchs came, it might be even worse if they leaked the news.

That night, the young eunuch went to Qiu'er's bed. The young eunuch was only 15 years old, and he was still a bit tender. His qi and blood was still that of a Fang Gang, and after several years of cultivation, his skills on the bed were exceptional, almost to the point of perfection. Although Qiu'er was a girl of twenty years of age, she had been in love for a long time. However, she was still a virgin. In less than an hour, he was already complaining incessantly. As soon as the young eunuch entered his meditative state, she cried out:

"Elder Brother, please spare me, I really can't take it anymore!"