C8 Ur Sultan
Meng Lang was determined to submit to the young eunuch, and thus to win the favor of the Empress Dowager, so as to one day display his talents. The young eunuch naturally knew his master's abilities, so he quietly invited his master over after becoming a commander. First, he disguised himself as a personal bodyguard, keeping close to the left and right so that he could always ask for advice. This method of resting on the spot was something that Meng Lang had instructed him to do in advance.
That night, the enemy did not attack the camp as the Tong Family's Second General had expected. It was early morning when an army came to report that tens of thousands of enemy troops had come to call for battle.
The young eunuch had long since arranged everything according to his master's ingenious plan, and then gathered his troops to march out of the camp and confront the enemy.
One of the female generals appeared, shouting curses at the top of her lungs, asking Pan to come out and talk to her.
The eunuch was perplexed, "I have no name, no right. It's my first time leading a troop to war, how does this girl know my name?" The young eunuch had practiced for several years just to test out his own abilities. In addition, he was a lecherous man, so when he saw that she was a girl, he couldn't help but feel an itch in his heart. Without waiting for the Tong Family's Second General to speak, he had already driven his horse to the front of the formation with his spear.
Pan looked up at the woman before him. She was beautiful, with big eyes, sword-like eyebrows, a straight nose, cherry blossoms, and dark skin. Her delicate body was like a willow, and her body was like a swallow. She wore a red armor, and a handsome white horse was dancing. Her voice was like the chimes of a silver bell. She was truly a goddess. When the eunuch saw this, he could not help but think to himself: If this girl were to sleep through the night, even gods or immortals would not be willing to give her that gift.
The woman sighed to herself as she looked at the young eunuch. He was indeed a talented man, with an oval face and red cheeks, neither fat nor thin, but rather good-looking, with white lips and teeth, snow-white skin, and no hair under his chin. He was as well-built as an ape. He wore a silver helmet and armor and was also a silver maned BMW. Pan Congan, a good name. In ancient times, there was a person named Pan An, who was clearly another little Pan An. It was a pity that such a beautiful man had his power and love cut off by someone. Otherwise, if he kidnapped people and went to the other countries to take care of things for a hundred years, wouldn't his life be better than being a happy deity?
The little eunuch crossed his arms and clasped his hands together. He immediately bowed and said, "Elder sister is here. This little brother greets you."
The woman giggled and teased, "Who dares to compete with a lot of lackeys? Forget it, my daughter will just return the gesture. "
The eunuch's face turned red as he replied, "I have not seen elder sister, how do you know that I'm a lot of stragglers?"
The woman then asked, "If a eunuch doesn't draw lots, how can he possibly have another item?"
"Big sister, haven't you heard that hearing is seeing through lies?"
"You sure are glib tongued. Men and women are different, and you and I are from two different countries. How can you possibly teach me that? Could it be that you are a fake eunuch? "
"If I were a fake eunuch, would elder sister be willing to marry me?"
"Yin Yang, don't be so rude. Look at the sword!"
The young eunuch opened his gun and said with a smile, "Elder sister is really impatient, your little brother hasn't finished speaking yet!"
"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, what good words can you say?"
"Seeing how my elder sister is a match for a Celestial Immortal, how could she do such a thing?" "Why don't you join me and join the great powers of the Central Plains? It would be better for you to suffer in the desert."
The female soldier thrust her sword again and scolded sternly: "What's so good about the Central Plains? For a person like you to be able to make the life of a lot of fun in the world by drawing lots of people and men without being a girl, it would be better to just drown in water so that no one would feel sorry for you. "
The eunuch raised his gun to fend her off and sneered, "Sister, if we make a bet, move aside. I'll take off my pants. If I'm serious, would you marry me?"
The female officer was enraged and scolded: "Pah! Shameless lots! "Don't be so blabbermouth and quickly receive my attack. Otherwise, if I accidentally stab you with my sword at that time, you would be blamed for the bad weather and you would catch a cold!"
Seeing that this young eunuch's martial arts was strong and his swords were like snakes that came out of their lairs, one strike was as fast as the other. Every single move of his was aimed at her. He did not dare to be negligent. Pushing left and right to block, where else would he have the time to laugh and chat?
The two didn't get along well with each other. They galloped their horses, brandished their spears, and swung their swords as they fought.
In terms of martial arts, the woman's technique was superior. In terms of strength, the young eunuch held the upper hand. The longer it lasted, the easier it would be to avoid the heavy attacks. The more you fought back and forth, the more you would be covered up. Eight horse hooves kicked wildly, and two weapons flew out at the same time. On the grass, a wonderful Lyu play, the mink cicada, the two beautiful men and women of the desert vow to fight to determine the male and female, to divide the female. In less than an hour, the woman was already out of energy. She could not stop her breathing and was panting heavily.
The two generals of the Tong Family were dumbstruck. They didn't expect that this young eunuch would have such methods. The two of them hadn't been able to stop him. They had originally wanted to go out and help, but now it seemed like it was unnecessary. Who didn't know who had the ability to?
The female officer's name was Sultan Ur, who was seventeen years old and was as beautiful as a fairy. Black Peony, as the people of the prairie called her, was the princess of Wuturich alone. It wasn't that she underestimated her opponent, but that she heard that the Southern Dynasty had sent a powerful Yin Yang leader to fight in the war. She felt curious and thought that it was easy to bully him. With the permission of his father, he rode out to meet this young eunuch who was neither a man nor a woman. Who knew that the little eunuch was not a vegetarian after all? They all said that he was a strong gelding. Could it be that he was also skilled in drawing lots?
The two of them fought to the point of fifty to sixty percent of the battle. The young eunuch used his spear to block the pair of swords, reached out and wrapped his arms around the willowy waist of the Sultan Wook, then summoned his godly power and shouted as he forcefully carried the black peony over. Their faces were face to face, faces to face, necks and heads intertwined as they tightly embraced each other. Although he still had the sword in his hand, he was no longer of any use except for waving his hands in the air.
When he saw that his beloved daughter had been taken prisoner, he was immediately enraged. Urging his horse to retreat, he waved his machetes, let out a loud cry, and charged straight into the formation. The young eunuch had just thrown his little girl down when the old wolf leader rushed towards him. The young eunuch still needed to enter the arena a second time, but the two generals of the Tong Family refused. Before they could hit the horse, they advised:
"Lord Commander, please rest for a moment. The two of us will deal with this thief."
The young eunuch was not afraid of tigers and did not give in. He laughed and said, "Could it be that the two generals are competing for merits? "Why not let me eat my fill alone?"
The three of them continued to argue, but seeing that Da Dan had already arrived before them, they did not hesitate. The three of them had to stand side by side to see what the King was up to.
The old wolf master laughed, "Is there anyone that is so unreasonable as you all? Three against one. I suggest that the two of you stand back and watch the battle. Wait until I catch this little eunuch and trade him for my daughter.
Pan looked up at the officer, who was very different from everyone else: he had his head in the tail of a pheasant, two fox tails around his neck, wolf-skin camisole, tiger-fur coat, leather shoes, leather pants, leather hat, socks, and underpants. Looking at their appearances, they were sweeping their eyebrows, water buffalo eyes, garlic nostrils, and green fangs. Their large ears were divided into two sides, and they looked like a toad crawling on one side. There were a few yellow ones, a few green ones, a few black ones, and the rest white. His height was seven or eight feet according to the old ruler and more than two meters according to the new ruler. His weight was estimated to be at least 300 kg (gross weight) or more. Looking at him, the young eunuch felt ashamed of his inferiority. He thought to himself, "This battle cannot be fought, they are not on the same level!"
Prince Yu looked at the eunuch for a long time without uttering a word. He thought that the eunuch was afraid of him, and shouted loudly: "Little Southern Barbaric, if you're afraid, then quickly retreat and return my princess. Or you could drop it, but going back would be useless. Your mountains and rivers have long since changed hands! Haha, why don't we fight again tomorrow? At most, we can let you live another day.
"No, we can't fight now. I will definitely fight to the end!" The eunuch was shocked, 'Could something have happened in the imperial court?' With a quick thought, he realized that the big bear must have been playing tricks on him. Moreover, even if he could dodge the attack, he wouldn't be able to dodge it. Today, he was not going to compete with this bandit. Instead, he wanted to use his own strength to defeat this bandit. He said, "Big bear, let's not compete in strength, let's compete in something else. What do you think?"
"Quick, quickly say it. What are we competing in?" He stared at her with wide eyes.
"Competing horse, throwing, catching chicks like an eagle …" He went through a dozen projects in succession in the little eunuch's mind, none of them satisfying. It was definitely better to climb a tree than to climb a wall, this was his specialty. Unfortunately, there was not even a shadow of a tree here, let alone a wall in a house.
"Little Turtle King, Bastard! If you don't answer now, I'll make my move!" Wang Chi shouted.
"Comparing archery!" The young eunuch was forced to reveal a weak point. He did not know that it was common for people to ride horses and shoot arrows in the prairie. Although he had also learned how to shoot arrows for a few days, the difference between them was not ordinary. However, as soon as the words left his mouth, he couldn't take them back. There were no jokes in front of the military!
"Fine, I will compete with you in archery!" Wuturich, who was in the mood, shouted happily.
This young eunuch was not confident. He had come up with this idea himself, so how could he beat his own mouth? However, he could not vent his anger in front of the two armies, so he could only muster up his courage and ask:
"How do you think we should compete?"
"Each of us will step back fifty paces, a hundred steps in total. You shoot three arrows at me and I shoot three arrows at you. Shooting to the death was the right choice. If you couldn't shoot to the death, it would be considered a draw. Isn't that fair? I'm bigger than you, I can't bully you, how about you shoot me first? I said start, count to ten numbers, you're invalid if you don't shoot. " The Old Wolf set the shooting rules.
Now that he had been forced onto the horse, he didn't even need to run. The eunuch was left with no choice but to retreat for another fifty steps. He was still thinking, "Why is there no movement from my master's side?" It was time! If he was going to help God, then he had to help himself. Since the big bear said to shoot him first, and shoot him three times, then he might as well let the blind cat catch a dead mouse. With that thought, the eunuch drew his bow and aimed at Wu Turihi's face. With a "sou" sound, he shot towards the old wolf leader's face. The old wolf leader's head was flattened by the arrow and missed.
"One arrow!" Prince Yu called out from a hundred steps away. At such a distance, the sound still sounded like thunder.
The eunuch took up his position and steadied his mind. He estimated that the head of the big bear was tilting so that he could make a move in advance. He did not know whether he was left-handed or right-handed, he was used to leaning to the right or to the left. After a moment of indecision, he chose the right side of the habitual person. Yu Wang happened to be left-handed and this arrow missed again.
"Two arrows!" Dan Yu shouted complacently from afar.
The two generals of the Tong Family began to panic. They thought that if the third arrow failed to hit him again, then when it came to others, the little eunuch would surely be doomed. These two had grown up at the border, so they were well aware of the power of these people's archery skills. The young eunuch, however, did not know his place and chose other bad methods. He was determined to run into their hands. He was touching Yama's head in the middle of the night, wishing that he could die before daybreak! It didn't matter if he died, but what about the empress dowager? The two men were both angry and anxious as they watched the young eunuch fire the third arrow.