C4 Epigynous calves

It was already bustling outside the door, and the area where the ceremony took place was already filled with people. The village accountant was writing a salute, and there was a special one behind him. He sang as many guests as he liked.

This eliminated the problem of being polite. If he showed too little courtesy and lost face, he would still be rolled his eyes. What is important is that there will be retaliation. Yang Jiaping's village chiefs were all chosen from Yang Laigen and his family. In all these years, there had never been an accident. No one dared to offend them. The village's tyrant, Yang Laigen, was Yang Lei Hu's cousin. The entire village was their topic of conversation.

Yang Da smiled as he held the money in his hand. Apart from the village cadres, he was the only one who followed them. One was for face, the other was to take over the village health care. Old man Cao from the health care unit was about to retire. The health care unit was a treasure trove of money.

"Yang Da mouth, five hundred!" The people who were cheering sang loudly.

The villagers all looked at him in surprise. Could this Yang Da be crazy? The village cadres only had a total of three hundred, but he had to take five hundred. Is this money burning too much?

Looking at the villagers' gazes, Yang Da's mouth was filled with self-satisfaction. After all, the reason why there was so much money was to make a name for himself. However, he was still slightly dissatisfied. Especially after he saw Yang Er's blank look, his old and new grudge immediately surfaced in his heart! He had to step on this little pup to show off and take revenge.

"Yo." Wasn't this a second shot? "What's wrong? Why didn't you call out to him when you saw him?" Yang Da looked arrogantly at Yang Erlang. There were many people here, so he wasn't afraid of Yang Erlang taking advantage of the situation.

Yang Erlang glanced at him and snorted, ignoring him. He was extremely hungry, how could he have the strength to hit his mouth and bubble over?

Noticing Yang Er ignoring him, Yang Bighead looked a little displeased. In front of so many people, he was actually ignored by a junior, a rather unlucky junior! Yang Da was someone who cared a lot about his face. Seeing Yang Erlang's face, he sullenly buried his face for a good while.

"What's wrong, Yang Erlang!" You just got up from the grave, and now you're so unlucky you can't even hear me? Did you drop that thing down there? "Hehe, it's like a match stick. If it falls, it will fall as well. Tsk tsk tsk tsk!"

"F * ck you!" Yang Erlang was so angry that he started laughing, "Why don't you call your wife and try it out?"

Yang Erlang was furious. He had had enough of Yang Bazhi's anger, if it wasn't for the large number of people here. He had to deal with this old bastard properly. Although the villagers did not like Yang Dazhi, but even more so did not like him. If they were to fight, they would definitely pull at the side. At that time, the one who would suffer would be him.

"You want to sleep with my wife?" Yang Bighead seemed to have heard the funniest joke, "Even if you tie up a cucumber with that match of yours, it will still be useless! "Hahaha, this is so funny."

"Hahaha!" The villagers burst into laughter. No one knew whether they were laughing at Yang Erlang or laughing at him.

"Yang Erlang, how much money are you prepared to pay for today? Hehe, you even ate breakfast at the Village Head's house, right? Even if he was dead, he could only go with the 25th. Tsk tsk, twenty dollars for a good meal, how meticulous. "

Once the villagers' laughter stopped, Yang Da's mouth continued to curse Yang Er. This was the second time that Yang Erlang had said that he wanted to sleep with his wife. Today, if he didn't step on her, he wouldn't rest.

"So, you followed me quite a bit?" Yang Er frowned, he originally did not want to step forward. But from the looks of it now, if he didn't properly punish this old one, he wouldn't be able to pass this trial.

"Five hundred!" How was it? Is it ten or twenty times you? " Yang Da beamed as he looked at Yang Er.

"Five hundred? "You're only this little and you still have the nerve to show off?" A hint of disdain appeared on the corner of Yang Erlang's mouth.

Actually, five hundred yuan was not a small sum, but in order to send Yang Shufen to university. Yang Erlang had invested everything. He had hunted quite a number of game yesterday, so he managed to gather a thousand yuan for it.

"Only so little? You still have the nerve to mock me? Hehe, I'm just afraid that you won't even be able to take out fifty! " Yang Da looked at Yang Er in anger. This time, he had to get to the bottom of this.

"What if I have more than fifty dollars?" Yang Er looked provocatively at Yang Da's mouth.

"Go for him, big mouth." Someone began to coax, "This bastard has no land and no land, where's the money?"

Yang Er was silent, he just quietly looked at Yang Da's mouth. Yang Da's mouth originally had some hesitation, but after hearing the voice behind it, he made up his mind.

"Hur hur. It would be incredible just to gather fifty credits? Uncle is the one who followed you for five hundred yuan! "

"With 500 yuan?" A trace of ridicule flashed across Yang Erlang's eyes.

"You can go with 500? "What a joke, even if you sold that shitty thatched cottage, you wouldn't be able to get that amount." Yang Da grinned. He still had some confidence in himself.

"What if I can go with five hundred?" Yang Erlang was about to beat Yang Da's shit out of him. If Yang Da didn't dare to agree, then he wouldn't be able to pinch him anymore in the future. If he agreed to the duel, it would just embarrass him and let him know that five hundred yuan was really nothing to him.

"Five hundred? If you can go with five hundred. "Whatever you say."

Although he vaguely felt that something was amiss, Yang Da had no choice but to accept the challenge, he couldn't afford to lose his face. At the same time, he was very clear about Yang Erlang's background and also clearly aware of his body. With his shabby thatched cottage, he would not be able to gather five hundred yuan. Even if he sent his wife to give him this matchstick, he wouldn't be able to get it. It was more like tying up a cucumber.

"Then what if I sleep with your wife?" Yang Er grinned and looked at the crowd, "Uncles, brothers and sisters, please be my witness. If I give more money than Yang Bighead, he will sleep with his wife!"

"Humph!" It's not impossible for you to sleep with my wife, as long as you don't tie up the cucumbers! " Yang Da gritted his teeth as he looked at Yang Er.

Yang Er chuckled, took out a red packet and handed it to the person writing a gift. Everyone turned to look.

"Yang Erlang followed. 700. 800. 900. No, 1,000!" The people who were singing the gift stared dumbfoundedly at the ticket in front of them. The one thousand yuan was nothing to the people in the city, but it was not a small amount for Yang Jiapin.

"What do you think? Bighead, why don't you sleep with your wife?" Yang Er looked at Yang Da's mouth with a smile.

Yang Da's face alternated between red and white. He really couldn't understand how this thousand yuan came to be.

"Hahaha." Everyone burst into laughter. After Yang Da reacted, he glared at Yang Er for a moment, then turned around and walked into the courtyard to take his seat.

"Er Hen, are you really going to follow One Thousand Yuan?" The attendant held the money in his hand and raised his head to look at Yang Erlang.

"Write it, Uncle Zhu." Yang Erlang nodded and entered the courtyard to take his seat with a relaxed expression.

The yard was already bustling with noise and excitement. There were people everywhere. After circling around, Yang Erlang was saddened to find that there was only one spot beside Yang Da's mouth!