C12 Happy and Harmonious Days for All Three of Them
"Why the hell are you standing here in the middle of the night with a sword in your hand, trying to kill me?" When Huang Xiaowei woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom, she saw Meng Tian standing guard at the door of the study room without moving an inch, looking at her, scaring him so much that he even changed his voice.
Huang Xiaowei said with a sobbing tone, "Boss, it's just that I didn't add any sausages into your instant noodles for dinner. Do you have to do this to me?!"
Meng Tian glanced at him and said coldly, "I, Meng Tian, think that I am upright and upright, so how could I do that kind of dirty thing? I am just doing what a palace guard commander should do."
"Oh, so there are only about a dozen people in the hands of the palace guard commander," Huang Xiaowei pretended to be shocked.
Meng Tian's face turned slightly red as he said softly, "I'm the Deputy Commander..."
Huang Xiaowei, ...""
"But I beg of you to go back to sleep. There's really no one who wants to harm your Great Lord in this area."
Meng Tian criticized without any trace of politeness, "How could there not be any evil people in such a barren land? Furthermore, judging from your actions, I knew this place... Hmph..."
Looking at Mongolian's annoying expression, Huang Xiaowei really had bad luck for eight lifetimes. How could she save such an incorrigible person?
Especially when they were having dinner at night, Qin Shihuang drank some water. He shouted in shock, "My king, be careful of the poison in the water. Let this general do it first."
When Qin Shihuang was eating instant noodles, he said, "Your Majesty, be careful of the poison in the food. Let this general go first."
It was as if in Meng Tian's eyes, Huang Xiaowei was not home at all, but the main altar of Five Poison Sect...
Huang Xiaowei looked at Mongolian's stubborn face and could not be bothered to pay any more attention to him. Even now, Qin Shihuang had already changed half of his sleeves, but he was still wearing his own blood red Hurrah armor. He would rather die than change his armor. He said that the king only had him as his guard, how could he dare to take off his armor?
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The next morning, when Huang Xiaowei woke up to wash her face and brush her teeth, she saw Meng Tian leaning against the door of the study room with his eyes half-closed, snoring loudly. She could not blame him. His injuries were not light to begin with, and he had not slept for the whole night. How could he not be tired?
However, Huang Xiaowei took out her phone and recorded the scene of him snoring to take revenge on him. After recording, Huang Xiaowei shouted in an exaggerated tone, "Aiyo, the king has been assassinated."
Meng Tian suddenly opened his eyes and at the same time, he unsheathed the sword in his hand and slashed wildly, "Be careful King, this general will bring you..." When he saw that there was only Huang Xiaowei's cheap face around, he could not help but be stunned.
Huang Xiaowei said shamelessly, "Oh, Vice Commander Meng, why are you still sleeping? What if someone really comes to assassinate your Great Lord? Can someone like you protect him?"
Meng Tian wiped off the saliva from his mouth and said, "I'm not sleeping. I was just resting with my eyes closed just now."
Huang Xiaowei took out her phone and clicked on the video she had just recorded, "I knew you wouldn't admit it. Look carefully to see if the person inside is you or not. You're already snoring, yet you still have the nerve to quibble."
Meng Tian stared at the phone screen for a long time. The more he looked at it, the redder his handsome face became. He was almost as red as Kuan Yu.
Coincidentally, Qin Shihuang was woken up by the noise outside the room. He stretched his body and said in a satisfied manner, "Don't say that your home is so comfortable. I've never slept on such a soft bed before."
When Meng Tian saw Qin Shihuang leaving the room, he immediately knelt down on one knee and said, "My king, I have sinned. Please punish me."
The First Emperor of Qin asked in confusion, "General Meng, why do you say that? Hurry up and get up. What happened?"
"Last night, during my shift, I accidentally fell asleep and almost caused a major incident. Please punish me, Your Majesty."
"Sigh ..." Qin Shi Huang sighed, "Alright, General Meng, hurry up and get up. You are injured, be careful of your wounds rupturing. Furthermore, this is not Xianyang, so there is no need to follow so many rules. For the next three months, don't call me king anymore. Oh right, I also need to change."
"You can't call yourself King. Even if this place is not Great Qin, how could you dare to call yourself King when you are ordered by the heavens ..."
Huang Xiaowei spoke up, "How dare you? Go out and ask on the street. Who dares to call others Your Majesty, do you think you're playing Landlord?"
"It's a socialist country now, and I thought it was a Jianjian Dynasty, the last emperor of China, and he's now buried in the Eight Treasures Mountain. By the way, do you want to eat fried dough sticks or tofu pudding in the morning?"
Meng Tian still had a bitter and bitter expression on his face, while Qin Shi Huang chuckled and said, "Don't worry about it, just eat whatever is delicious."
Ever since Qin Shihuang had a bowl of instant noodles yesterday, he was full of praises for modern delicacies. Even after drinking another bowl of noodle soup, Mongolian's expression had eased up quite a bit, and he kept looking at Huang Xiaowei's bowl...
In the next two days, the three of them got along quite well.
Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian had already gained a lot of knowledge about the modern era, so there was no big problem with food and shelter. In any case, the two of them could not see the light, so they watched television in the room every day. Huang Xiaowei acted as if she was rearing an animal, so she just needed to be fed when the time came.
Fortunately, the two of them had become addicted to the rumor of the moon. They watched it by the TV every day, because the clothes and the design inside made them feel a sense of familiarity with each other.
However, when these two watched the legend of Xiao Yue, Huang Xiaowei's TV had to be ready to be scrapped at any time. When Meng Tian saw his grandfather Meng Ao rebelling, he angrily slammed the table and was about to smash the TV, but fortunately, Qin Shihuang stopped him.
Only when he saw that his grandfather could repent for his mistakes did Great General Meng Tian nod his head with a gratified expression.
As for Qin Shihuang, he was the one who was hated the most.
When he saw that Hao Yue was having an affair with the King of Justice, he seemed to have seen his birth mother and Lyu Buwei doing something lewd in front of him. He kicked the television and scolded loudly, "Nonsense, how could my Great Qin Empress Dowager have an affair with a Rong Di barbarian?"
Seeing that there was another kick, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly rushed over and hugged Qin Shihuang's thigh, saying, "Mr. Ying, calm down. This is f*cking fake, not real. Just treat it as watching a show. Hundreds of yuan is gone with one kick..."
In the past two days, both Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian had changed quite a bit. Although Meng Tian was still used to not sleeping in front of Qin Shihuang's house every night, he was no longer so reserved when he spoke, and when he ate, he was no longer so neurotic that he insisted on tasting it first.
The relationship between the First Emperor of Qin and Huang Xiaowei had also become a lot closer. After all, they were both young people who had a lot of topics to chat about.
Moreover, when Qin Shihuang was free, he often teased Huang Xiaowei about the fact that he was not married yet, saying that he had been married since he was a teenager and had his first son since he was eighteen years old. He then began to ridicule Huang Xiaowei for being single.
This made Huang Xiaowei extremely furious, but the last sentence that Qin Shihuang wrote with ease immediately made Huang Xiaowei hug his thigh tightly.
"Go to Mr. Ying's place in the future. I'll arrange it for you tonight," Qin Shihuang was brought along by Huang Xiaowei, so his tone had completely changed...
That night, at seven o'clock in the evening, an Emperor, a general, and Huang Xiaowei was sitting on the sofa watching the animal world when Huang Xiaowei's phone suddenly rang.
As soon as she picked up the call, she heard Lee Laosi shouting at the top of his lungs: "Xiaowei, it's time to die. Hurry up and go to the Three Kingdoms. Liu Bei and Cao Cao are finished..."