C3 Comrades Huang Xiaowei Who Broke down

The farmer ran his hand through his hair and shouted angrily at Huang Xiaowei, "You brat, why did you pull my hair for no reason?"

Huang Xiaowei took a glance at the few strands of long and oily hair in her hand and sat down on the ground, looking at the sky, wanting to cry but had no tears, "Grandma, I don't know why I would pull your hair either. Just pretend that you didn't see me."

The farmer asked in confusion, "Young man, how can you call me grandpa, isn't this a violation of the etiquette?"

Hearing the farmer's words, Huang Xiaowei was even more certain that she had arrived in the ancient era, because there were only two kinds of reactions when modern people heard someone calling them'grandfather'.

The first type was, "Yes, yes, I'm your ancestor. Come, come, your ancestor has been short of money recently, hand over the money in your pocket."

The other type was: "Hey, brat, are you cursing me to death? Don't talk nonsense. Hand over the money in your pocket and I will pretend I didn't hear you."

However, this big farmer actually talked to him about etiquette? Hehehehe...

Huang Xiaowei looked at the farmer and said sadly, "You're too modest. Any random pig here is a few thousand years older than me, so calling you big brother is already considered as me taking advantage of you. By the way, big brother wants to ask you something. Who will be the emperor now?"

The farmer listened to Huang Xiaowei's words in confusion. When he heard the last sentence, "Who is the emperor? The farmer could not help but frown and ask, The Yellow Emperor? Didn't the Yellow Emperor pass away a long time ago?"

"Ah? The Emperor is dead? What a tragedy... my ass!! Is it worse than me? I've already f * cking transmigrated."

At this moment, Huang Xiaowei suddenly stopped. Wait a moment, this place was called Xianyang, and the Emperor was dead. There could only be two possibilities.

One was that it was the Spring and Autumn Warring States Period before the First Emperor of Qin.

The other was that Qin Shihuang had just passed away, but he personally felt that the former was more likely, because from the farmer's tone, Huang Xiaowei could tell that he might not even know what an emperor was. They were talking about completely different things.

Huang Xiaowei raised her head and said, "Oh right, Big Brother, who is the boss in Xianyang City now?"

The farmer had a confused expression...

Huang Xiaowei waved her hand and said, "About that, I'm sorry, but you might not understand. What I mean is who is in charge in Xianyang City now?"

"Prime Minister Lu!"

"Oao, Lyu Buwei, write about that guy from Chunqiu," Huang Xiaowei continued to ask, "Big brother, is there a river nearby?"

The farmer was a little stunned by his jumping thoughts. He pointed to the west blankly and said, "To the west, there is a small river two miles away."

"Thank you, Big Brother," Huang Xiaowei pushed the bicycle and walked towards the west.

The farmer looked at his figure and asked curiously, "Young man, where are you going?"

Huang Xiaowei said lightly, "Jumping into the river, you might be able to go home..."

When the farmer heard this, he immediately put down the hoe in his hand and chased up to Huang Xiaowei, waving his hands and said, "Young man, we can talk if there's anything you need, but I don't dare to seek death."

Huang Xiaowei said in a daze, "Umm, Big Brother, you've misunderstood me. I'll go home."

The farmer said with a serious expression, "No, young man, what I mean is that if you lie down in that river, your back won't even get wet."

Huang Xiaowei broke down and said, "Brother, you're looking forward to my death!"

The farmer touched his head in embarrassment and said honestly, "Young man, that's not what I meant. If you really have nowhere else to go, then come home with me."

"Uh, Big Brother, please wait for a moment," Huang Xiaowei suddenly remembered the secret manual that the old man left for him. He opened the book with hope, wanting to find a way to go home from it.

However, the moment he opened the first page, Huang Xiaowei could not help but want to curse, because it said...

Hehehe, since he was here, he might as well go with the flow.

"What the hell? Do I owe you any money? How dare you mess with me like that!" Huang Xiaowei pointed her middle finger at the secret manual.

When the farmer saw his actions, he felt that something was wrong. He thought to himself, This young man is dressed so strangely, and his words and actions are also very strange. Could it be that he's suffering from some kind of madness?

However, who was Huang Xiaowei? The thickness of her skin had always been intimidating, so she completely ignored the farmer's strange gaze.

Unwilling to give up, he opened the second page, on which it said, "Kneel down and sing'Conquer', then I'll tell you how to go home. By the way, please don't look at the third page!"

Huang Xiaowei snorted coldly. If you don't want me to look at it, I won't look at it. I will only look at it, when I open the third page.

"I knew you would definitely flip through it. Hehe, slap yourself five hundred times and say that I was wrong, then..."

Huang Xiaowei was already used to it.

On the fifth page, "Hehe, you didn't expect it, did you? It was a message from Fourth Master."

On the sixth page, "Call me Daddy."

On the seventh page - "Call me Ancestor."

On the eighth page - "What are you going to play this time? Let me think for a moment..."

On the ninth page, "I have decided. I want to start over from the beginning with the first eight pages!"

"I'll play your Second Master. Are you f * cking trying to play with me?"

Huang Xiaowei was completely enraged by Fourth Master Li's message, so he exploded and threw the secret manual on the ground, stamping his feet hard and cursed, "Your grandpa, Lee Laosi, just burn some incense. If I transmigrate back one day, I'll skin you alive. You bastard!"

At this moment, Huang Xiaowei suddenly stopped cursing and clapped her hands, "Oh yeah, since I have already come to the ancient times, then I will do something great!"

Huang Xiaowei turned her gaze to the farmer standing at the side and looked him up and down for a long time before saying, "En, he's quite strong. According to the plot of the novel, he should be my first soldier."

It seemed like I need to act like a master and let him join me with a clear conscience so that we can conquer the world together. At that time, I will first build a harem and casually invite 30,000 people to my harem. Hahahahaha."

"Cough, cough," Huang Xiaowei laughed for a long time and quickly stopped. She secretly thought to herself, Huang Xiaowei, you have to calm down. As the main character, it's better to be more pragmatic and carry out the first step of the plan.

Just like that, Huang Xiaowei grinned happily, looking at the farmer who was so scared that his legs went weak.

The farmer already suspected that Huang Xiaowei was not a normal person. The moment he saw him talking to himself about a book, he started to have his suspicions. At last, he saw Huang Xiaowei cursing and cursing at the book, saying words that he did not understand at all.

And the scariest thing was that after a while, he started to laugh foolishly again, and with such an evil smile.

What was most terrifying was the smile Huang Xiaowei gave him. That smile became the last straw that broke the farmer's back and he did not care about anything else. With a scream, he scrambled away in fear that he would be infected by Huang Xiaowei.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the farmer's fleeing figure, not knowing what was going on. One of them shouted at the farmer's back, "Big brother, don't run! If you help me conquer the world, I'll appoint you as the Commander-in-Chief of the three armies, land, sea, and air!"

The farmer's figure had completely disappeared...

Huang Xiaowei sighed and sat on the ground, lit up a cigarette, and said gloomily, "Damn it, this is different from what we agreed on. What should we do now?"

At this moment, Huang Xiaowei's gaze casually fell on the page of the book that he had already stepped on until it was tattered. With just a glance, Huang Xiaowei immediately pounced on it as if she had seen a beauty.

He read the words on the paper seriously three times. After that, he sat back down on the ground, but this time, he finally felt relieved, because he saw a few big words written on the paper...