C6 If You're a Virgin That's It

Holding a bag of fish-flavored shredded pork in her hand, Huang Xiaowei pushed her bicycle home with her ears red.

After the previous negotiation, Huang Xiaowei's mother finally agreed to find a partner for him based on his appearance. At the same time, she ordered him to come to the restaurant more often when he had nothing to do, so that he could familiarize himself with the workflow of the restaurant as soon as possible so that he would not starve to death on the streets in the future.

Twenty minutes later, Huang Xiaowei pushed the bicycle back to her residence. It was an old residential area, the walls outside the building were yellow and some of the fitness equipment in the area were broken.

There were only a few old men playing chess in the garden. Huang Xiaowei parked the bicycle downstairs, took the packaged food and went straight into her kennel.

This house with two bedrooms and one living room was where Huang Xiaowei lived when she was young. Now that they were rich, her father and mother had bought a big house with three bedrooms and one living room in the center of the city. Originally, this old house would have been sold, but Huang Xiaowei was not willing to sell it.

He used the reason that he needed privacy when he was an adult, so he still lived here alone. There was nothing else he wanted but it was comfortable for him to live alone.

After finishing the meal, Huang Xiaowei turned on the computer and started to work. That's right, ever since he failed his interview, he had been writing short stories for a magazine by himself.

Of course, it was not an online novel, but a love story that was so sour that it would make one's teeth drop. He could not help but admire Huang Xiaowei. Although he had only been in love for a few times, he still had a very rich imagination. There were even a few times when he could write a story for himself that would give him goosebumps.

However, the income was also very average. He was a newbie, so in the past few weeks, he had only earned less than a thousand yuan. However, at least he had done his old job, even though the relationship between historical literature and love stories was only... they were all in Chinese...

By the time he was done writing, the sky had already turned dark. Huang Xiaowei sent the script to her editor, watched TV for a while, took a shower, and prepared to go to sleep.

However, before he went to sleep, he specially found a baseball bat that he bought from primary school from his wardrobe, because he felt that if nothing unexpected happened tomorrow, he would probably bleed.

Early the next morning, Huang Xiaowei put on her clothes aggressively, grabbed the baseball bat, pushed her bicycle, and walked towards the Li Family's alley in the east of the city. After walking for about thirty minutes, Huang Xiaowei arrived at a wide alley.

From afar, she saw an old man walking with his hands behind his back in the alley. She quickly ran up to him and asked, "Sir, is this the Li Family alley?"

The old man glanced at the baseball bat in his hand and said, "Did you ask Lee Laosi for money?"

Huang Xiaowei was instantly shocked by the old man's answer and nodded blankly, "Ah, yes, is he here?

The old man reached out his hand and pointed towards an inconspicuous old house in the alley, saying, "That's his house. I don't know if he's there or not. Go and try your luck, but you probably won't be able to meet him."

Huang Xiaowei smiled and said, "Thank you, sir."

The old man waved his hand and said, "How long has he owed you?

"He doesn't owe me money. I was cheated by him yesterday, so I'm here to settle the score with him today."

The old man nodded, "Oh, yesterday's matter. Looks like you have to line up now," With that, the old man left.

Huang Xiaowei was a little stunned when she stayed where she was, "Let's line up?"

However, he was a man with a big heart, so he did not think too much about it. He put the bicycle outside the door, then pushed open the door of the dilapidated house with a baseball bat in his hand.

The moment the door was pushed open, there was a piercing sound. However, when she saw what was behind the door, Huang Xiaowei finally understood why the old man said that she was going to queue up...

In the small courtyard that was less than 20 square meters, there were more than a dozen people standing in the middle. There were some burly men standing there, young white-collared workers, and Master Wang, who was cutting his hair at the entrance of the village.

Huang Xiaowei instantly thought that she had arrived at the familiar talent recruitment market. Although these people had different professional appearances, they all had one thing in common with him, which was that they were all holding their fists in their hands!

The eight burly men were all holding steel rods, and there was even a bulge on their waist and abdomen, probably a blade. Meanwhile, two young white-collar workers in black suits were holding baseball bats just like her.

Aiyo, Master Wang at the entrance of the village was even more interesting. He was holding a rolling pin...

Huang Xiaowei smiled sheepishly, then cupped his hands and said, "This is my colleague. Speaking of which, are you guys here for Lee Laosi too?"

The few burly men did not even look at Huang Xiaowei. Only the two young white-collar workers waved at him and said, "Brother, come and take a seat."

Huang Xiaowei ran over and asked, "What's going on? Were you also deceived by Lee Laosi?"

One of the young white-collared workers said angrily, "That's right. Last week, I asked him to pull out the chicken eyes for me, but it turned out to be great. I already had one, so I used his medicine. In the end, four of them grew out the next day. How could I not settle the score with him?!

"Huang Xiaowei looked at the young man beside him who also had a face full of grief and anger, immediately keeping a distance from the two of them.

Alright, the two people beside him were dressed in decent clothes, yet they had four or five chicken eyes on their feet. Even though this thing was not contagious, he could still feel goosebumps all over his body. He quickly walked up to Master Wang at the entrance of the village and asked, "Master Wang, are you alright?"

Master Wang suddenly asked in surprise, "How do you know my surname is Wang?"

Huang Xiaowei chuckled, "Your nameplate has exposed you."

On Master Wang's shirt, there was a small sign that read, Li Family's Chief stylist, Wang Quangui, is really the Master Wang who cut his hair at the entrance of the village...

Master Wang scratched his head with the rolling pin in his hand and said, "So that's how it is. The last time I was with you, the faucet in the toilet in the hairdresser's room was broken. I asked Fourth Bro to fix it. In the end, nothing happened on the first day, and the hose exploded on the second day."

"Our hairdresser is like a water curtain. My wife is still lying on the bed and she dares not get out of the bed. I just came out of the bathroom by sitting in the shower basin..."

"Er... then you should get even with him."

Master Wang looked at Huang Xiaowei and asked, "Young man, what's wrong? Did you not pull out your chicken eyes too? Or did your water pipe explode?"

Huang Xiaowei quickly waved her hand and said, "I'm not. He..."

Before Huang Xiaowei could finish speaking, Lee Laosi, who was wearing a pair of dirty sunglasses, walked into the courtyard. Looking at the crowd in the courtyard, he could not help but exclaim, "Oh, there are so many people in the courtyard today."

The moment the old man appeared, everyone in the courtyard surrounded him, arguing with him. Lee Laosi said in annoyance, "Hey, hey, come one by one. So what if I can run away?"

A white-collar worker shouted, "What nonsense are you talking about? I was just afraid that you would run away. I've already stopped you for three days!"

One of the burly men said unhappily, "Three days is nothing. I've been here for a week, so what did we say?"

Lee Laosi calmly took out a small notebook from his pocket, found a small stool in the yard, and sat down.

While flipping through the small notebook, he said, "This is in order. You guys can go first for a week."

Eight burly men surrounded Lee Laosi, and one of the leaders said, "We are from Xinchen Debt Collecting Ltd., our employer, Mr. Liu, has entrusted us to collect a sum from you ..." Lee Laosi said impatiently, "Don't do that. Just tell me how much I owe you."

"Two thousand, plus the interest of one hundred and twenty-eight, a total of two thousand one hundred and twenty-eight."

Lee Laosi nodded, "Yes, it's fair."

Then, he took out an envelope filled with money from his pocket and counted two thousand and two hundred yuan from it to the boss.

The leader took the money and counted it carefully. Then he looked at each bill with the ultraviolet light. After confirming that it was true, he took out a contract from his clothes and said, "Thank you for your cooperation. Please sign it."

Huang Xiaowei watched from the side in a daze. She thought to herself, Are debt collectors nowadays so professional?

After Lee Laosi signed the contract, the leader looked at it seriously, then gave him some change before leaving with the burly men.

In this era, debt collectors did not hesitate when doing things. They only paid attention to efficiency.

Lee Laosi wrote something in his notebook without looking up and shouted, "Next."

The two young white-collar workers quickly walked up. Lee Laosi raised his head and couldn't help but wonder, "Why is it you again? Didn't I tell you? There is nothing wrong with my medicine, and your physique is not good. Why don't you try it on your friend then?"

A young white-collared worker broke down and said, "I am his friend. He only grew four after using it, and I f * cking grew twelve. My entire right foot is now made of chicken eyes!"

When Lee Laosi heard this, he was speechless. He thought to himself,'It can't be. The medicine I bought from the hospital is chicken eye ointment, which means...'

'How could it grow so much after expiring for a few years?'

However, who was Lee Laosi? He immediately said righteously, "How about this, my new medicine is about to be released. How about I give it to the two of you for free this time? If you can't cure it, it's free of charge. In any case, you know about my family, so I won't be able to escape."

The two young white-collar workers looked at each other. After a few seconds of silence, they nodded their heads in agreement and walked out.

This time, only Huang Xiaowei and Master Wang were left in the courtyard. Lee Laosi said directly, "Old Wang, I'll go home with you to fix it later. Wait for me outside for a while."

Master Wang nodded and walked out as well.

As soon as Master Wang left, Lee Laosi immediately changed into a cheap smile and courteously brought a stool for Huang Xiaowei to sit down. After that, he even threw him a red plum and asked, "How is it? Is the Qin Dynasty fun?"

Huang Xiaowei did not even look at the red plum as he said aggressively, "You still have the nerve to say that? I almost lost it to you."

Lee Laosi shrugged and said, "Didn't you lose it? Besides, if it weren't for Fourth Master's secret manual, would you have been able to come back?"

When Huang Xiaowei heard this, she became even more furious, "Your grandfather, how dare you bring up your lousy secret manual? If I didn't have a good heart, I would have burned it for you a long time ago."

Lee Laosi then said with a faint smile, "Then what do you want to do now?"

"Do you still need to ask? Of course, I'll return your broken bicycle and the secret manual to you. After that, you still have to compensate me for my mental damage, one thousand... Sigh... Seeing how poor you are, I'll give you a half price. Five hundred."

Lee Laosi said straightforwardly, "Sure, then leave your bicycle here and leave," After that, he counted another six hundred yuan for Huang Xiaowei and placed it on the table before looking at her with a smile without saying a word.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the six hundred yuan on the table and asked tentatively, "It's that simple. Don't tell me you're going to bury a pit for me?"

Lee Laosi crossed his legs and said leisurely, "It's just that simple. Take the money and leave."

Huang Xiaowei was overjoyed, thinking that this old man still had some humanity. However, before he could touch the money, he heard Lee Laosi booing, "Take good care of your life for less than a month. If you're still a virgin, I'll give you the extra one hundred yuan as the money for your whoring..."