C7 You Have Only a Month Left
"Old man, you're just playing with me, aren't you? '"
Huang Xiaowei could not help but curse when she heard Lee Laosi's words. However, while cursing him, she did not forget to put the money in her pocket.
"Hehe, old man, I know you must be lying to me. I'm so young and not sick. I've just returned from the physical examination last week and my body is perfectly fine. How can I only have one month to live?"
Lee Laosi said lightly, "Your body is indeed very healthy, but have you heard of a saying that if the heavens want to take you in, who can stop you?"
"This..." When Huang Xiaowei heard this, she felt slightly afraid in her heart. That's right, the heavens want to take me in... Pfft, why would he want to take me in?
Even though I was a little bastard when I was young, after my teacher caught me cheating, he tried to take revenge by piercing through my bicycle tire.
However, ever since his parents treated him to a meal of K People's Stewed Meat that night, he did not dare to do anything bad again. Could it be that God was going to punish him just because he broke my bicycle tire when I was a kid?
The heavens were so idle. No, no, no, absolutely impossible. How could the heavens be so bored?
Huang Xiaowei understood this and immediately stood up to leave.
Just as Huang Xiaowei was about to leave, he heard Lee Laosi saying slyly from behind him, "Sigh, just leave. Don't ever come back. If you don't believe me, just look around and see if you're still alive or dead. Anyway, it's not like I'm the one who died."
Huang Xiaowei sighed and sat back down on the bench. She then took out the six hundred yuan from earlier and said respectfully, "I'm young and reckless. Don't lower yourself to my level."
Huang Xiaowei was really afraid. He really did not dare to bet his life on it, so he could only give in.
Who knew that Lee Laosi would not even look at him as he leisurely held his head and hummed a tune.
Helplessly, Huang Xiaowei took out a cigarette from his pocket and placed it in Lee Laosi's hand, but Lee Laosi still ignored him.
In the end, Huang Xiaowei directly took the new box of Changbai Mountains that she bought this morning and put it on Lee Laosi's body. Only then did Lee Laosi put on a smile on his face and looked at him with a promising gaze, "En, in that case, Fourth Master will tell you why you still have a month to live."
Huang Xiaowei quickly nodded, at the same time, she thought to herself, If what you said is not worth the money for this pack of cigarettes, I'm still holding on to my baseball bat.
Meanwhile, Lee Laosi lit up the cigarette and took a deep breath, then he said, "I've already told you about the Heaven Dao yesterday, so I won't repeat myself. Let me ask you, who are you now?"
Huang Xiaowei was a little confused, "Are you from China?"
Lee Laosi said seriously, "No, you are a person who has transmigrated. Do you think this is the law of the growth of all living beings?"
"If everyone can transmigrate, then how chaotic will this world become? Moreover, as I have said before, the current Heaven's Path is a product with its own independent thoughts. Its purpose of existence is to supervise the entire human world and kill everyone who violates the natural growth law of mankind."
When Huang Xiaowei heard this, she immediately broke out in cold sweat. What Lee Laosi said seemed to make a lot of sense. She quickly begged, "Master Fourth, please give me a plan. I know you must have a solution."
"It's very simple, divert his attention!"
"Uh... Specifically."
Lee Laosi said in a low voice, "Didn't I tell you yesterday that the Heaven's Path has been quite boring recently? If you want to change history to play with it, as long as you make him fail every time he changes, then he will wholeheartedly devote himself to history, and then he won't have the time to care about you."
Huang Xiaowei exclaimed in surprise, "Hey, Old Master, don't say that your move is quite reliable!"
"Of course. Since that's the case, prepare to complete a mission."
"Ah, what mission are you going to complete?" Huang Xiaowei asked in confusion.
Lee Laosi looked at him with disdain and said, "Didn't you just tell me to ask you to divert the attention of the Heavenly Dao and correct the history he has changed?"
Huang Xiaowei asked with a straight face, "Oh, then which dynasty should I go to for a stroll?"
Lee Laosi walked out of the door, pushed the broken bicycle into the room, entered the room, and took out a bicycle backseat and a large box of tools.
As he pressed the back seat of the bicycle, he said, "It's the Qin Dynasty that you went to the last time. Originally, Lyu Ziwei would have been exempted from his official position and exiled when he was in the Qin Dynasty for ten years. He would have died of old age in the end."
"But the heavens changed him to the position of Prime Minister. After Lyu Buwei found out that he did not want to be removed from his position, he brazenly sent assassins to kill Qin Shihuang when he left the palace to patrol. After that, Lyu Buwei supported the son of Qin Shihuang, Fusu, to ascend the throne. Five years later, Lyu Buwei killed little Fusu, proclaimed himself king, and unified China."
Huang Xiaowei was a little stunned when he heard this new part of history. He studied history, and even though he often skipped classes, he still knew a lot about Lyu Buwei and Qin Shihuang.
What Lee Laosi said about history before was correct, but he really did not expect that this Prime Minister Lu, who was known as the richest man in the literary world, would actually be so bold as to be changed by the Heavenly Dao... Later, Huang Xiaowei suddenly shouted at Lee Laosi, "What do you want me to do? Don't tell me you want me to block the blade for Qin Shihuang?"
Lee Laosi said as he busied with his hair, "Who needs you to block the blade? All you need to do is to bring Qin Shihuang back on your bike. Don't you see that I'm adding a back seat for you..."
"Big brother, when Qin Shihuang is traveling, wouldn't there be ten thousand guards by his side? How would I be able to pass through all the layers of seals and carry him back to the modern world?"
Lee Laosi stood up and went back into the house. He then took out a string of firecrackers and threw it to Huang Xiaowei, saying, "Don't worry, the assassinations were very chaotic, and there were not many loyal people around Qin Shihuang. Basically, as soon as the assassin arrived, all the guards symbolically resisted for a while before running away."
"At that time, you can throw this string of firecrackers into the crowd. How could the ancient people have seen this? They must have all run away. You're carrying Qin Shihuang back. How is it? Isn't it simple?"
Huang Xiaowei said angrily, "You're making it sound good. What if someone accidentally shoots an arrow at my back then?"
Lee Laosi simply said, "Whether you go or not, you'll die next month!"
Huang Xiaowei sighed helplessly, "Go, I have to go..."
Lee Laosi smiled in satisfaction and started to work again. Twenty minutes later, a broken bicycle with a back seat appeared.
Moreover, Lee Laosi also added a bell on it. With a ring, the bell rang. Hearing the sound of the bell, Huang Xiaowei felt disgusted.
"About that, Lee Laosi, shouldn't you fix the bicycle's collar? It's already so beautiful, I'm really afraid that it will fall apart."
Lee Laosi wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "This time, I'll do it like this. I didn't see how tired I am after adding a back seat for you. Oh right, you can ride this bike anywhere you go in the future. When you transmigrate, all you have to do is shout at it that I want to transmigrate!"
"What's with the voice control?"
"That's right, why don't you take a look at who I am, Lee Laosi?"
As he spoke, the old man carried the toolbox and walked out. Alright, I'll go fix the water pipe for Lao Wang. Let's talk when I get back. Stop wasting time. Hurry up and leave. If you are late, Qin Shihuang will really be finished.
"Sigh, wait a moment," Huang Xiaowei shouted at Lee Laosi's back.
"What are you doing now?"
Huang Xiaowei rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "I just want to ask you, looking at your poor appearance, where did you get the money to pay off the loan shark?"
Lee Laosi said simply, "It's also a loan shark..."
Huang Xiaowei was in a mess in the wind for a long time. Good heavens, this old man was trying to mend the east wall and the west wall. Awesome!
After Lee Laosi left, Huang Xiaowei sat alone on the bench and thought about it for a long time, feeling that this matter was not reliable. However, in the end, he did not dare to bet his life on it. He got on his bicycle and shouted, "I want to transmigrate!"
In the next moment, Huang Xiaowei disappeared from the courtyard.
