C9 Qin Shihuang
In the busy modern city, Huang Xiaowei had once again returned from the Qin Dynasty, appearing on the same main road as the last time, while he was once again stuck in the middle of the road, surrounded by cars.
However, this time, none of the drivers honked the horn, telling him to get out of the car. Instead, all of them got out of the car and took out their phones to take pictures wildly.
It was not their fault that the drivers were inexperienced. It was just that the attitudes of Huang Xiaowei, Qin Shihuang, and the other two were too f * cking rare. A young man in ancient armor fainted on the back seat of the bicycle with a pale face, and his body was still bleeding.
Of course, this was not too eye-catching. The main thing was that Qin Shihuang, who was riding on Huang Xiaowei's neck, was too hilarious. This brother was still looking around at the people around him who were pointing fingers at him, wondering what the hell kind of place was this to dress up so strangely...
This was also because Huang Xiaowei was thick-skinned. If a normal person was seen riding a bicycle on the street and his neck was being ridden by another person, they would have already gone into a mouse hole.
Huang Xiaowei patted Qin Shihuang on the back and said, "Damn it, how long do you want to ride it for? Get the hell down here now!"
Qin Shihuang also knew that his current posture was not too good to look at. With a leap, he jumped off Huang Xiaowei's body, causing the surrounding bystanders to exclaim in shock.
The First Emperor of Qin was truly worthy of being called the emperor of all ages. He knew that this place was definitely not his Qin Country, so he did not dare to speak carelessly. Instead, he walked in front of the young general by himself, tore off a piece of cloth from his black robe, and bandaged his wound.
Huang Xiaowei shouted at the crowd around her with a sullen face, "Rural people, have you never seen the sky? What we are playing with is called Chinese clothing, do you understand?"
A few of the taxi drivers shouted at Huang Xiaowei, "The guy behind you is still bleeding. Are you alright?"
Huang Xiaowei waved her hand and said, "It's fine. My brother just came back from the filming and his body is covered in ketchup."
"Bullsh * t, do you think we can't tell? The young man on your body is bandaging his wounds."
Huang Xiaowei became furious when she heard that, "Hey, can you even speak? What do you mean by riding on my body? He was clearly riding on my neck, okay?"
The taxi driver whispered, "That's exactly what I meant..."
"Bullsh * t, that's far from it. Also, do you know what my brother does for a living? A great actor, don't you see that he's still immersed in acting after coming home from the set? You guys don't know anything about art."
The taxi driver sized up Qin Shihuang and that little general, and couldn't help but nod and say: "Mm, not to mention he's quite handsome, but he's quite suitable for an actor. Hey, what are you doing? You don't look bad, do you?"
When Huang Xiaowei heard this, she immediately said, "Hehe, I'm their manager. Alright, alright, you guys can leave now."
Huang Xiaowei walked up to Qin Shihuang and instructed him in a low voice, "Don't say anything and don't ask anything. Just know that I won't harm you."
Qin Shihuang nodded and also said in a low voice, "My warrior, I would have to trouble you to find a doctor to treat General Meng. I will definitely reward you heavily in the future!"
Huang Xiaowei agreed to the request, and just as he was about to ride away on his bike, he heard the taxi drivers beside him whispering to each other, "Did you see that? I told you they were having an affair. Where were they biting each other's ears just now? Look at the intimacy, isn't it the same abroad? Big stars with managers... Hehehe..."
Huang Xiaowei's face immediately darkened. She got on her bicycle and was about to leave, but Qin Shihuang still wanted to ride on his neck. What a comfortable ride!
Huang Xiaowei quickly pulled him along and pointed at the long bar in front of the bicycle's seat, "Sit here..."
Qin Shihuang's face twitched unnaturally for a moment before he said, "It's so painful..."
"If you don't want to be killed by Lyu Buwei, then sit on it obediently."
The First Emperor of Qin gritted his teeth and had to sit on it. Just as Huang Xiaowei sat on the seat, she heard the people around her exclaim once again. Only then did she realize that this position did not seem to be very good.
The taxi drivers continued to ask, "Young man, what's the name of the TV show you're filming?"
Huang Xiaowei pedaled the bike with all her might and shouted, "Transmigration to Save Qin Shihuang!"
When the taxi drivers heard this, they all cheered, "That's a good name! I can tell that you didn't pee when I heard it. Sigh, when will the show be released, young man?"
Huang Xiaowei was riding her bike so well that she could no longer be seen, then she said leisurely, "Whatever you guys die in front of him will be released..."
The taxi driver was rendered speechless."
In the modern city, there were three young men sitting on a bicycle that had a float on it. One had to admit that Huang Xiaowei and the others had attracted a lot of attention along the way.
Especially Qin Shihuang, he had not had enough eye contact along the way. After all, he was still a young man who was not mature enough. He looked at the cars that were speeding by on the street and asked, "What kind of animal is that? How could it be so rude to fart while running..."
He then saw the little girls who were dressed very lightly and said with disgust: "These girls are dressed so revealingly. Even the girls from the Qin House and Chu House wouldn't do that."
Huang Xiaowei asked curiously, "Say, as the king, have you ever gone out to hook up with prostitutes yourself?"
Qin Shihuang said in embarrassment, "Exactly... you understand."
Forget it, Huang Xiaowei understood without needing him to tell her. Young people would always be a little impulsive in that aspect...
At this moment, Qin Shihuang opened his mouth and asked, "Master, may I know your name?"
Huang Xiaowei stared at the bicycle and said, "Oh, it's fine. You can just call me Xiaowei."
"Oh, Brother Xiaowei, I wonder where we are now. It's not exactly like the Central Plains, but... Eh, how could this person be so tall? Could he be the legendary giant from ancient times?"
Huang Xiaowei looked towards the direction where Qin Shihuang was pointing at and saw that it was Yao Ming who was endorsing her family's red wine. However, how should she explain this to him? Huang Xiaowei thought for a while and said, "Do you know how to draw?"
Qin Shihuang felt extremely uncomfortable sitting on the long line. He shook his butt and said, "I know."
"Oh, that's good. It's just someone else's drawing, not his face."
Qin Shihuang listened to Huang Xiaowei's explanation and pondered, "En, then it seems that this person's painting skills are exquisite. He must be a rare talent. I will have to trouble you to find him. I have something important to entrust to him."
Huang Xiaowei pouted on his bicycle and did not say anything else...
Twenty minutes later, Huang Xiaowei rode her bicycle to the city hospital and rushed into the hospital with Qin Shihuang while carrying the little general.
However, Huang Xiaowei was very surprised when she looked at Qin Shihuang. She did not expect that as the emperor, he could even take care of his subordinates himself.
Qin Shihuang helped the young general into the hospital. Looking at the figure walking around in front of him, coupled with the pungent smell of disinfectant, he used his long sleeves to cover his nose and shouted, "May I ask who is the doctor? Hurry up and help this widow..."
Before he could finish speaking, Huang Xiaowei quickly covered his mouth. After all, the mental hospital was just across the street. If Qin Shihuang was caught the moment he arrived, he would have to spend money to save him...