C11 First failure
The more they fought, the more envious they became. F * ck, I just wanted to say that it was so straightforward to bully people, no wonder those people wanted to bully me.
"Stop hitting him, kill him later!" Dewey Si grabbed me by the collar from behind and pulled me up from the Mayor.
"Lady Boss, are you alright?" I thought I saw the Mayor nudge her. I think he hit his head on the corner of the table.
"Little brother, why don't you ask big sister if I'm fine? I was fighting against so many people just now!" Du Lei Si pouted, as if he was acting coquettishly.
Are you sure this is a duel and not a one-on-one? Such a strong woman, was there even a need to be concerned about her?
"Aiyo, don't let these people go!" The mayor covered his head and lay on the ground.
"Yea, you still have the strength to speak. Younger brother, take a few more punches!"
As soon as he said that, the mayor fainted.
The villagers outside the gate looked at each other. None of them dared to come in and carry him away.
"There's no need for everyone to panic, especially this little brother. Don't worry, we actually have no ill intentions!" Du Lei Si placed his hand on the shoulder of a fair and clean man, his eyes filled with a lustful look.
That man was a bit confused, but due to the power of Du Lei Si's whip, he just stood there in a daze, letting Du Lei Si lean on his body, not daring to move!
"We siblings are actually here to help you kill the Spirit King, but I'm really sad that you guys are treating people like this. Little handsome brother, do you also want to throw me out of the town so I can feed those evil spirits!?" Du Lei Si's fingers hooked up to the man's chin, his pink lips pouted slightly, making him look extremely lustrous, like a jelly. People couldn't help but want to take a bite out of him.
"No, no!" That man's self-control was not good, and he was easily bought by Du Lei Si just like that.
"Are you really here to help us kill ghosts?" an aunt asked.
"Of course, I, Du Lei Si, never lie!"
"In the past, there were a few people who tried to help us collect ghosts, but they ended up becoming minced meat!"
"What? Auntie, you don't believe in our strength!" Du Lei Si's tone suddenly became more serious, scaring his aunt to the point that she had to step back a few steps, not daring to look at him anymore.
"Fellow villagers, we must believe Miss Du and the others!"
"That's right, I believe they will be able to catch the ghost no matter what!" Erlin agreed with the Lady Boss.
"Who knows if you all are the same person or not!" A woman rolled her eyes at the Lady Boss.
"I say, you ugly fellows, let's go and catch that ghost. Even if we don't succeed in killing him, it's none of your business. Just shouting from here is really annoying!"
"Little brother, so you have such a manly side to you!" Du Lei Si gave me a flirtatious look, then pounced on me. I dodged fast, this woman, and when she found a loophole, she pounced on the man. Do you really think I'm Liu Xianhui? In the next few times, I really want to choose peony flower to die, even being a ghost is very romantic.
"Get down to business, haha!" I scratched my head and smiled at Desire.
"Do you have nothing to do? Leave that ghost to us, scram. Don't surround me here, I want to rest and sleep! " "Retreat!" Du Rui yelled out loudly while the villagers scattered everywhere. "Wait a minute, what are you running so fast for? Take this fat pig away, or else I'll have the Pig Slaughterers chop him up for you!"
The villagers looked at each other. None of them dared to come up and carry the mayor away.
"What? You really want him to dismember his body?!" Du Lei Si slammed his hand on the table, looking extremely domineering!
Immediately, a few burly men carefully stepped into the shop and then carefully carried the mayor out.
"You must have slept badly in the cellar last night! There's a room on the second floor. Have a good rest! "
"Alright!" I did not sleep well in the cellar. I climbed up on the table.
"Ai, brother, wait for me. Let's go together!" Du Lei Si followed right behind him! "Awoo!"
This woman isn't trying to take advantage of me again, is she?
When I went upstairs, I opened a door. Just as I wanted to close the door, Du Lei Si pulled the door handle, looked at me dubiously and smiled, "Aiyo, little brother, why are you running so fast? Looking at how you are now, are you afraid that I'll eat you?"
"Rest well, Miss Dean. We have something big to do tonight!"
"Oh boy, what are you talking about!" Du Lei Si gave me a shove, then closed the door behind him.
What I meant by 'big deal' is to kill the Duke of Devils, but your thoughts are totally different from mine.
"Aiya, I didn't sleep well either!" She was lying on the bed, her legs spread wide apart, her black lace pants visible under her short skirt. This girl is so coquettish, she must be here to seduce me!
"Then, Miss Du, you should rest well. I'll go back and sleep as well!" Since there's more than one room in this inn, if you're willing to sleep here, I'll go to the other room.
"Ai, where are you going?" Du Lei Si immediately stood up and looked at me.
"I'm going to my room to sleep!"
"This bed is so huge, you should sleep with us. Rest assured, this young mistress isn't a bad person, I won't do anything shameful to you!" Du Lei Si lay on the bed, taking a seductive stance.
"Men and women are different. Moreover, I'm not used to sleeping with others. Miss Dean, I'm leaving!" Before she could say anything, I pulled open the door and ran out.
He chose the room farthest from Du Shisi, locked the door, and closed the window. All safety was of utmost importance.
"Master, you've held me back for almost a day. Can I talk?" The butler of the brain complained to me in grievance.
"Are you a chatterbox? I want to rest, your words will disturb my rest! " Women were trouble, they had just gotten rid of one and now there was a female system.
"Master, I guarantee that I won't disturb you!"
"Whatever. I'm going to take a bath so you can talk. You're not allowed to talk when you're sleeping!" This guy can't be too bad to him. No matter what, he is my brain's butler.
"Ah, wash, bathe!"
"You won't be able to see me taking a bath, right?" There can't be such a scam, right? With our minds being spied on, we can't even protect our brothers' bodies anymore.
"Look, you can't see it right? I can only see what master is seeing!"
"Oh, that's good!" Although I am a man, but it still feels shy when people look at me bathing. However, I never thought that what Xiaoxi said could only be seen by what I see.
"Xiao Xi?"
"Master! Master is here!" Why did this guy suddenly become so nervous? Aiya, it's rare for me to think about it.
"Do you know what that evil ghost Duke Zhang looks like? Three heads, six arms, or seven eyes!" A bloody thing might still scare me.
"Hmm, in my brain's database, I've recorded his appearance before he died. How should I put it, his looks are very pleasing to the eye!"
"I'm asking about the appearance of the ghost!"
"Master, are you interested in men?"
"F * ck, I'm a straight guy, a straight guy, who the f * ck likes men?" I'm just curious, just curious, just curious, I like women, and I have a goddess, Gao Yuan! " The moment I mentioned Gao Yuan, I recalled the day when I was bullied by the Little Demoness in front of him. I must be extremely weak. Aiya, I don't want to. Let's have a good sleep.
I dried myself and lay down on the bed.
I don't know how long I slept, but my head felt drowsy and a feeling of extreme comfort gushed through my four limbs. Startled, I sat up a little. My legs were pressed down by something, and I could only see in the cup where my second brother's head was standing. He was shocked, because this person was definitely Du Lei Si.
"Miss Dean, what are you doing? Quickly, let go of me!" I was already beginning to pant uncomfortably, while Du Lei Si was very interested in pestering my sensitive area with her flexible tongue.
"Oh, little brother, why are you awake?" Du Lei Si couldn't speak the words clearly, but the work in his mouth wasn't relaxed at all.
"Hurry up and leave, what are you doing like this!" F * ck you, bro. The first thing I wanted to give her was my goddess, Gao Yuan. Even if she didn't want it, I just wanted to give it to her.
"Go away?" "Are you sure you want me to go away?"
