C29 You will be Tortured!

"Hey there, are you around?"

"Big bro, I'm over at the Foreign Languages Department. Could you swing by when you get this message?"

"Hey, which dorm are you in? I tried to find you in the Chinese Department's classroom, but no luck—they had no idea where you stayed."

Xiao Ge was his handle online, and his QQ status boasted: I'm the world's most dashing 'little brother