C2 Old liar

After helping the old man up, the crowd gradually dispersed. I pushed my basket and followed the old man slowly into the distance. After walking for three minutes, I said, "This is the way to the police station. Whether you're my grandfather or not, we'll quickly know the answer. There were so many people just now that I can't be bothered to argue about it."

"Eh? "Kid, I didn't realize that you're quite smart." The old man scratched his bottom and said: "Actually, the reason I came to Qingtian City this time, was to find you, because you are a natural Fate of Chishi."

"You're the one who's going to eat shit!" I replied instinctively. Even though our teacher had taught us to respect our elders and to love our children, this old fellow had pretended to be my grandfather and even scolded me for eating shit. This was unbearable for me.

"No, no, no. It's not eating shit. It's Red Arrow." The old man corrected him, "It's rare to see someone with this kind of destiny in a hundred years. He's extremely suitable to be my disciple."

I replied impatiently, "If you don't want to go to the police station, I'll be heading home. I also suggest that you go and attend the three hospitals' seven days solo flight."

The old man wrinkled his nose and said, "I knew you wouldn't believe me." "Little brat, let me ask you this. Ever since you were born, have your luck been bad and you've never been better?"

When I heard this, I was surprised.

The old man continued, "Since you were born, you haven't died, have you, no matter how dangerous it may have been? This was the Fate of Chishi, where bad luck lingered all the way until death. If you trust me, wait for me at 3 o'clock tomorrow afternoon at Qingtian City's Children's Paradise. If you don't come, it means that we were not fated to meet, and I won't come looking for you. " With that, the old man turned and left. He had only taken a few steps when his figure suddenly disappeared!

This scene scared me! What the hell? How could a living person disappear into thin air? I quickly mounted the basket 1258, pedaled fiercely, and ran home.

During class the next day, I was still thinking about what had happened last night. That man looked like an old liar, and even scolded me for eating sh * t, but he was right. Although I had been given a few drinks and had been baptized by high voltage, my life wasn't in danger. And what Tao technique is that guy talking about, should I go or not?

In the afternoon, I accidentally skipped class.

At 2: 57 he arrived at the children's park. A man mysteriously came to my side. "Zhang Xiaolong?"

"I am."

"There is an old man looking for you, but you must match the signal before I can take you to see him."

"What signal?" I asked doubtfully. The old swindler didn't mention the secret signal yesterday.

"Listen well, Fa Hai, you don't understand love. What's the next line?" The man asked mysteriously.

I was struck dumb. I helplessly said, "I don't know what the secret signal is. If you don't tell me where he is, I'll leave."

"Don't be in such a hurry, little brother. I'm just joking with you. He's over at the haunted house. Go find him yourself." With that, the youth left.

I've been to this children's park a few times, but I've never been to the haunted house. The reason is simple. But the old liar was waiting for me there, so I had to ask for directions to the haunted house

There was a man sitting on a bench in front of the haunted house, with a cast on his arm and a bandage hanging from his arm. When I looked closely, I saw that it was none other than the old liar! I walked over and asked, "Old liar, what's going on?"

"What old liar?" "How rude." He continued to rebuke, "Yesterday, after I separated from you, I only walked a few steps before I fell into the sewer. I've been shouting for so long and you still haven't come to save me."

"It can't be? Didn't you say yesterday that you wanted me to learn some Dao arts from you? Could someone who knows Tao techniques also fall into the sewer? "

"How is that impossible? I am also a Fate of Chishi, it is normal for such an accident to happen to me! " The old swindler scratched his butt and said.

So this old thing is the same as me, he only eats shit. No wonder he's so weak.

The old swindler continued, "Cultivating Tao techniques can indeed alleviate this situation. The reason why I fell into the sewer last night was because I was dying and my power had long since run out." Without the protection of one's power, one's luck would only be this bad. But even so, I will still not die easily, because the people of Fate of Chishi will only die of old age, rarely will they die from sickness or from outside business. "

"Old liar, are you speaking the truth? But why do I still feel like you ran away from the Third Hospital? "Tell me your name, and I'll call the Third Hospital to verify it!" I said seriously.

"Brat, I don't have time to beat around the bush with you, because I only have less than two hours left to report to the Underworld. During this time, I must let you know as much as possible about your mission. How about an hour of listening to a story? " The old swindler changed his attitude and spoke seriously.

"Fine." I nodded and sat down next to him. "I like to hear stories, especially this kind of fantasy stuff."

"Who let you sit down? Kneel down and kowtow to me immediately and call me master! "

I said, "Old liar, I haven't agreed to be your disciple yet."

The old swindler said, "I have no children, and have no children. If you acknowledge me as your master, after I die, you will be the legal successor to my inheritance. You can obtain my lifetime savings!"

A legacy? I curiously asked, "How much is it?"

The old swindler said, "There is a savings of 50,000 yuan and a promissory note of 1.5 million yuan."

"Someone owes you 1.5 million?"

"No." The old swindler shook his head, "It's me who owes someone 1.5 million. I need you to help me pay back the money."

Without saying anything further, I turned around and left! At first, I thought I would be able to obtain an inheritance by changing circumstances, but now, it seems that if I were to accept it, I would immediately owe 1.45 million in debt! F * ck, I really am that unlucky!

At this moment, he suddenly realized that he couldn't move! My foot seemed to have been grabbed by something! However, when he looked down, there was nothing. The old swindler said, "Kid, let me tell you, you won't be able to run away today. You must become my disciple! Who asked you to be the Fate of Chishi! "But don't worry, even if I let you repay my debt, I will compensate you. You first kowtow to me, then I will slowly tell you everything."

"No way!" My head was shaking like a rattle-drum. "If my old man knew that I had come out with over a million debts, he would beat me up!"

"Xiaolong, don't worry. Master can teach you Tao techniques. Do you know why you can't move now? It's very simple, because a female ghost is grabbing onto your retreat. " The old liar said slowly.

"I am an atheist, I believe in science and I am against superstition! How could there be any ghosts or deities in this world? Old liar, let me go quickly or I'll scream for help! " I threatened.

The old liar took out a glass bottle from the Black Backpack beside him. The bottle was filled with a transparent liquid, and as he opened the bottle and placed the liquid around my eyes, I struggled to cry out for help, only to find that I couldn't make a sound! I'm done. This old liar must be a child kidnapper. He wants to kidnap me.

After the old swindler smeared the liquid around my eyes, he sat back on the bench and said, "Xiaolong, look over there." The old liar pointed in a direction and said,

I looked in that direction and saw that not far away on the road, a youth riding a bicycle was about to run into an old man. I hastily shouted, "Dodge!"

A scene that I would never forget appeared! The youth and the bicycle had actually passed through the old man's body! Seeing this, I opened my mouth wide, and the hook on my chin fell off again.

The young man was startled by my sudden shout and cursed under his breath that there was something wrong with him before he left. When the old man turned around, his face was green and his eyes were sunken. He nodded at me with a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes, as if he was expressing his gratitude.

I hastily retracted my gaze and lowered my head, not daring to look anymore. He didn't need to lower his head, but when he looked down, he saw a ferocious looking woman! His entire face was festering, and maggots were crawling all over it. She was wearing a white dress and was hugging my legs tightly.

My eyes glazed over as I used my stiff body to catch my chin. Then, with a sobbing tone, I shouted, "Ghost!"

Laozi was always timid, but when I saw such an exciting thing, I quickly felt great and fainted …

When I woke up again, I was lying in my bed, looking at my watch in the moonlight. It was past twelve.

It was then that I saw a girl of about a hundred or so standing by my bed. She was wearing a white dress, with shoulder-length hair, and her eyes were lively, and her chin was pointed, with a classical beauty. I rubbed my eyes and said to myself, "It must be a dream. However, Miss, you look a little familiar."

"That makes you look more familiar." She said softly. As she spoke, her face changed. Her face was completely festering and there were maggots crawling all over her face …

I showed a constipated expression and shouted, "Ghost!" Although his mouth was wide open, no sound could be heard. Furthermore, due to the opening of his mouth, his lower jaw had fallen off again. My legs were trembling and I was about to pee. I was already a coward, and if I were to admire the female ghost at close range, it would already be good if I could keep from fainting!

She wiped her sleeve across her face and returned to her normal appearance. Then, she softly asked, "Do you believe that there's a ghost in this world now?"

I hastily nodded my head. With a pleading look in my eyes, I begged her to let me go.

She still said softly, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. If you listen to me in the future, I won't scare you. Now, I'll let you speak, but you can't shout. Otherwise, I'll scare you everyday, do you understand?"

Since the situation was better than the other party's, I hastily nodded my head in agreement. I first caught my jaw and asked while swallowing my saliva, "Witch, what do you want to do? I don't have money, but it's too ugly to rob a girl. Why don't I introduce a handsome guy to you? "

She changed into a terrifying appearance again and said, "I don't want handsome men."

I hastily covered my eyes and said in a sobbing tone, "Don't be handsome! Not handsome! Change back! "Witch, I'll give you all my savings, two hundred and fifty dollars, as long as you don't kill me or rob me of my lust, I'll do whatever I want!" After saying that, I peeked at her through the gaps of my fingers. When I realised that she had returned to her normal appearance, I heaved a sigh of relief before putting my hand down.

The ghost lady said lightly, "You are the disciple of the fifty-fourth generation under Niu Tian Shi, and also the leader of the fifty-fourth generation."

"Wait a moment." I interrupted, "I've only heard of Zhang Daoling and Zhang Tianzhi. I've never heard of anyone who is a Heavenly Master Niu."