C4 Goodbye Goddess
"Yes!" Yes! Yes! Is that enough? Satisfied? Can I go now? "
The goddess said to me impatiently.
"F * ck!" "What kind of attitude does this goddess have? She's so awesome even after losing the match. It's as if I've lost."
I decided to fix her up. If I don't fix her up today, I don't know if I'll have a chance in the future.
"Alright!" I have one more request. Once you've completed it, you can leave! "I looked at the goddess' naughty face and said."
The goddess looked at my lechery. With a wide smile on his face, he was a little worried and said after hesitating for a moment.
"Speak!" As long as the request is not too excessive. Let's see if I can agree to your request. "
"Hehe!" Don't worry about that. Since you've already agreed to be my girlfriend, that's not too much! It should be normal for this man and woman to address each other! So I want you to call me "husband" this is not too much! "
After the goddess listened to my request, she clearly saw that anger was burning on that beautiful face of hers. It was impossible for her to call one person 'husband' among so many people, so she immediately replied without hesitation!
"NO!" I won't scream even if I'm beaten to death! "
"I say, you already admit that we're lovers. It's just a scream and you won't lose a single piece of flesh, do you have to be so excited?"
At this time, some of the surrounding youths who were watching the show couldn't hold it in anymore. A young man with good deeds stood in the crowd and shouted at me
"Bro, you're such a good fucking man! If it's me, she wouldn't even want me to call her, so she took me straight to the hotel, then slapped me to death. Let her slowly scream in bed, wouldn't that be great! "
Listening to this bro's words, I fucking feel that I really am a good man! But if you want to take this one to a hotel in front of you, it doesn't seem possible! You see, she didn't even want to call him her husband. Where did it come from?
"Hey!" Should I or should I not?! "
Looking at the goddess whose face was now as red as an apple, I felt my heart was very happy. I couldn't help but urge her here!
"You bitch! Scoundrel, big bastard! I won't tell you again. If you want me to scream again, be careful that I don't hit you. "
"From the looks of it, it seems like I won't be able to watch a romantic kissing scene anymore, but it seems like I'll be able to watch a martial arts film soon."
The surrounding crowd began to make fun of him!
"F * ck!" If you don't scream, then don't yell. Why are you scolding me!? "You said that I risked my life to be a dog crawling on the ground. Will it be f * cking easy for me to win a match? Without obtaining anything, I have instead won a reprimand."
Being scolded by a woman in front of so many people really made me not in a very beautiful mood.
"No way!" Fine! You don't need to shout anymore. Furthermore, if you lose the bet of being my girlfriend, then it's no longer valid. The conditions for losing are the same. You can crawl out from the Internet Cafe! "
"What!"
Hearing my words, the surrounding youths who were watching the show became restless. A young man wearing glasses said unwillingly.
"Forget it! Handsome! "Look at how you make a girl crawl out of here. How are you going to make her meet people in the future?!"
"Then let me ask you, if I lose, how am I supposed to face others if you let a man with a higher level of self-esteem than a boy with a heavier weight than a virgin? If you dare to bet, then you have to take it."
I somewhat angrily retorted to that coquettish young man!
"You! "You!"
The goddess never thought that I would have such a vulgar way of retaliating against him. You! You! After a long time, you finally managed to come up with a sentence …
"You can't be a good sh * t!"
"Forget it!"
The fatty beside me said as he held my hand!
"Isn't this a bit too much!?" No matter what, she was still a great beauty! Isn't there any privilege or preferential treatment? "
"Treat my ass!" Didn't you hear that woman curse me just now! Say I'm not good at shit! "
At this moment, the goddess standing not too far away from me gradually raised her head and revealed her snow-white neck. Seeing this, I couldn't help but feel depressed. Could it be that the goddess was so angry that it caused her to have nosebleeds?
In fact, I didn't really want the goddess to crawl out of the Internet Cafe. I just wanted to tease her, but I didn't expect her to cry. I didn't expect her to cry because I was just helping others to make fun of me. And a great beauty at that. I doubt if I'm a clown.
At this moment, the tip of my nose is red, my face is covered in tears, and I am at a loss for what to do. Because I can't bear to see a girl cry, and I don't know how to comfort a crying girl.
"Damn!" "It seems like I won't be able to watch this martial arts movie anymore. It has become sad again. There are even people in the crowd who are making fun of me."
I don't know why, but looking at this goddess crying with tears in her eyes, my heart is sour and mixed with a faint sadness. Imagine which man would be able to calmly watch a beautiful lady cry in front of you!
There was no other way! Coincidentally, I still had a packet of tissues in my bag. After hesitating for a moment, I decided to go up to him. After all, I had to pay the bill even though I broke in.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that. I was just teasing you, so I didn't really want you to crawl. What's more, I can't bear to tell a beauty like you to crawl! "
The purpose is to let the goddess hear my praise for her at least for a moment of happiness.
"Go away! If you take a step forward, I promise I won't beat you! "
the goddess shouted at me with tears in her eyes!
"Alright!" But I'm not really asking you to be a dog, I'm joking, okay! "Don't be angry, I won't call you husband, you can leave safely without worries!"
I embarrassedly said to the goddess!
After a while, I saw that the goddess didn't seem to be crying anymore, but her eyes were still a little wet, and she looked really beautiful. Forget about the fact that this person looks good, even crying is a kind of beauty, but at the moment, I don't have the mood to enjoy this kind of beauty anymore. I decided to get off the plane with the fatty and go home, because I helped him make him cry.
When the goddess saw that I was about to leave, she actually spoke.
"Wait a minute!"
I know who shouted it, but I turned around and in order to confirm it, I added,
"You want me to wait?"
The goddess didn't answer me. Instead, she walked towards me. I couldn't read her expression on her cold face, but there was still a faint sadness in the air!
Facing the goddess who was walking directly towards me, I couldn't help but feel an unprecedented sense of nervousness, because it is said that a stimulated woman can do anything in the face of anger. I thought uneasily.
When the goddess stood in front of me and stopped less than half a meter away from me, I could actually hear my heartbeat and the scent of tears on her body.
"Anything else?"
Facing the goddess that was standing in front of me, I trembled as I said those words.
"My name!" Wasn't it just a husband? "I don't want to hear your nonsense say that I'm a man who goes back on his word!"
The goddess coldly looked at me and said. "
"Which one!?" Which one! Forget about which one! Since I've already cried for you, just treat it as us even! "
He looked at the goddess in front of him and said nervously.
"You have no right to order me, it's none of my business whether you call me or not."
As she said that, the goddess brushed past my shoulder. As she turned around, the hair on her ponytail swept across my face. It felt itchy and considerate!
I could clearly feel the goddess standing behind me, but at this moment, I didn't turn my head to look at her courage.
Suddenly, a cold, emotionless "husband" echoed in my ears, and at that moment I felt something happy, even though it was very subtle!
Following which, I grabbed Fatty's hand and said excitedly!
"Did you hear that? Goddess called me husband! I never thought that I would have such a day! "
"Luozi, I think you heard wrong!" After the woman called you "hubby", she added the word "male" at the back. To be more accurate, she called you "father-in-law".
Fatty could not hold back his laughter!
"What?" "Am I that fucking old?" If you're not shouting, then don't. Why are you screaming! "
Then I turned around, ready to find the goddess theory behind me, but the back is already empty.
"Stop looking!" "He left a long time ago. That word should have been added by the girl when she walked to the door. After that, he took a taxi and left without even taking a glance at you," the fatty said.
"Damn!" Husband didn't get the job, as an old grandpa, I told you! "Goddess knows it's impossible to call someone husband. It seems like I don't have a life …"
I stood there laughing at myself!
"Enough!" This bro doesn't have anything to be angry about anymore. Actually, which fat friend of yours lied to you just now? That girl wasn't that old man who called you that … "
A young man who was watching the show came up to comfort her!
"Really? I'll just say it if you call me "grandfather-in-law"! Am I that old? That's right! What did that woman call me just now? "Because I was too nervous to hear it clearly,"
I nervously asked about this coquettish young man who comforted me. "
"Oh!" This! I could hear clearly that the woman called "Eunuch Li".
"Eunuch Li? "Who is Eunuch Li?"
I've been asking about this year!
"Eunuch Li doesn't even know?" Chief Steward Li Lien-ying, to say that you are a eunuch is meaningless! "Haha!"
As he said that, that slut ran out of the Internet Cafe like a wisp of smoke! Perhaps he was afraid that I would beat him up!