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Laughing, Liu Bao said: "Father, Mother, don't listen to those people in the village fooling around, it's simply not like that. All of the parts on your son's body are still functioning normally."

Hearing Liu Bao's words, Liu Daquan and his wife looked at each other, a happy expression appearing on their faces. Compared to those rumors, they naturally believed in their son even more.

Liu Daquan grinned and said: "Liu Bao, go to the village's small shop to buy some pork. We don't have much work in the afternoon, let's improve our food a bit.

Liu Daquan happily pulled out two pieces of 10 yuan note from his body and handed it to Liu Bao. Liu Bao was extremely happy when he heard that he could eat meat. His family must have not seen any meat for half a month, so he could finally improve his diet.

"Dong Mei, chop two catties of pork for me and give me a bottle of white wine."

Upon entering the small shop of Pang Dongmei's home, Liu Bao shouted loudly, but as soon as Pang Dongmei saw that she was doing business, she welcomed him passionately.

"Ah, Baozi, what good news is there today? It's cutting meat and making wine, is it time for a blind date? "

"What kind of blind date is this? My father said that he didn't have any work to do in the fields this afternoon and wanted to improve his food. Aunt, has your Ding Tong not come back yet? "

Ding Tong was Liu Bao's childhood friend, and the two of them grew up together. However, Ding Tong had gone to be a teacher at a primary school since graduating from junior high school.

"Hehe, Xiao Tong can come back this weekend. Baozi, aunty is asking you, are the things that were passed down in the village true?"

Although the relationship between Liu Bao and Ding Tong was only at the stage of a friend, Pang Dongmei did not squander her energy. She knew that they were interested in each other, but that layer of window paper was not broken.

If Liu Bao was really like how the people of the village said, then she could not agree to marry Ding Tong to his family.

"It's not like that, it's just a rumor spread by them. Aunt, don't believe it, when Xiao Tong comes back, I will come and play with her. I will leave first."

After giving him the money, Liu Bao left the small shop with the stuff. The villagers did not say anything on the surface when they saw him, but once he walked over, they started whispering to each other.

Liu Bao only smiled, he did not take it seriously. If there were no mishaps, then after tonight, the rumors in the village would blow over on their own.

Since there were no work in the afternoon, Liu Bao accompanied his father for a drink. After drinking it, Liu Bao fell asleep in a daze, and only opened his eyes after the sky had turned completely dark.

"Fuck, what time is it? Don't overdo it."

On the other hand, Liu Bao hadn't forgotten his promise with Old Huo. He turned on the light, looked at the clock on the wall, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

"It's only ten o'clock. But since you're planning on taking me as your disciple, you might as well go earlier."

After donning his clothes, Liu Bao left his house and walked towards the bridge at the back of the village. When he passed by the Village Chief's house and saw that his door was open, and that the lights in the house were still on, Liu Bao took a glance at his house's courtyard.

Seeing that there was a table in the courtyard, Sun Guisheng and Er Laizi was drinking. The two of them might have drunk quite a bit, hugging each other's neck and waist, as if they were real brothers.

Liu Bao snorted inwardly, thinking that this Er Laizi really had a big heart. His wife was already ridden by Sun Guisheng, yet she was still able to drink with him in such a lively manner.

It would be too much to say that Er Laizi intentionally let Sun Guisheng ride his wife. Liu Bao did not believe it, giving up his wife just for the position of a team leader.

"Drink, it's best if you two idiots are drunk to the point of being paralyzed. When that happens, I'll be the village chief and the village captain together."

Muttering in his heart, just as Liu Bao was about to leave, Er Laizi walked out of the courtyard wobbling, probably wanting to pee.

Seeing that there was someone standing outside, Er Laizi pointed and said: "Who the hell are you, standing here in the middle of the night to scare people? Scram."

Originally, Liu Bao was not on good terms with Er Laizi, but after hearing his curses, Liu Bao's face immediately changed and he said: "Er Laizi, you're talking so much just because you drank a few cups of cat piss, don't you know how to speak human words? "You want me to get out of the way? What the f * ck are you?!"

At this time, Sun Guisheng was already asleep on the table. The moment Er Laizi heard his voice, he immediately laughed.

"I was wondering who it was. So it's Liu Rui-ge, hehe. I don't care about being a wimp, I still need to pee. "

After saying that, he wobbled to the corner, opened his pants and started peeing. Hearing Er Laizi calling him a clown, Liu Bao's anger started to rise, and with a kick on Er Laizi's butt, he kicked him until he was like a dog eating shit, and scolded:

"A soft egg is better than a green hat. You're already a bastard, but you're still so happy. Fuck, in the future, why don't you just wear a green hat every day? Bullshit."

After cursing at Liu Bao, he immediately left, not caring about the Er Laizi who was shouting behind him. When he thought of the green hat on Er Laizi's head, Liu Bao felt a burst of comfort in his heart, it was even more satisfying than eating a ice cream.

Arriving at the small bridge behind the village, Liu Bao saw that Old Huo was already sitting on the bridge. Seeing Liu Bao, Old Huo squinted his eyes and smiled at him.

Suddenly, this old fellow took off one of his shoes, threw it under the bridge, and pointed it downwards, indicating for Liu Bao to retrieve it for him.

"F * ck, using myself as a Yellowstone and even asking me to pick up my shoes? I'm not f * cking Zhang Liang."

Liu Bao muttered in his heart unhappily, but he still went to the bottom of the bridge to pick up Old Huo's shoes. It was unknown how long it had been since this old thing had washed his feet. The smell of his shoes was enough to suffocate a sheep.

No wonder those toads didn't make a sound when his shoes were thrown under the bridge. They were probably smitten by his smelly shoes.

"Old man, don't tell me you want me to put it on for you?"

Seeing Old Huo sitting with his legs crossed, Liu Bao asked with his teeth bared. Old Huo did not let Liu Bao put on his shoes, he put them on himself and said:

"Fine, you brat, you still know how to respect your teacher. I have not misjudged you, then I will formally accept you as my disciple today." However, before you accept a disciple, there must be a ceremony. This is a rule passed down from the ancestors.

Although he was unwilling, Liu Bao had no other choice now because of his lifelong 'sex'. He knelt towards the south, and with a shake of his head, two long candles appeared in his hands.

He did not even light the candles, and they actually lit up. Old Huo placed the candles on the ground in front of Liu Bao, then stood in front of Liu Bao with his hands behind his back, and said:

"You have to kowtow three times. You have to be sincere. If you're not sincere, then that fire candle will go out. You can start now."

Liu Bao was completely stunned on the spot, thinking that this Old Huo was really not an ordinary person, he actually had such a plan.