Mahjong Parlor/C9 Nona 's solution
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C9 Nona 's solution

Chapter VIII The Solving of "Nona"

Speaking of which, Li Gui Bao had suffered a lot because of playing mahjong. There was one thing he'd been hiding, something he didn't want to tell his friends, and that was the disappointment of being detained at the police station for mahjong.

He was a reputable person in the eyes of the people in Hengling Village. He had once been a production squadron leader, and he was very flexible, had a sense of responsibility, and had a good relationship with people. However, he did not end up in a chamber pot with Kou Moyu, the head of the village committee. The reason why he couldn't pee in one pot was that the village was building an "agro-ecological park", which took up his and a dozen other villagers' land at a cheap price. The village head took the advantage and let the villagers suffer.

From the south came a big boss from the south. He was interested in a certain place in Hengling Village. After a few cups of wine, Director Kou took a few hundred acres of land and made a deal with the big boss on the wine table.

With regards to this matter, Li Gui Bao was not convinced. He took the lead and went to the village, wanting the village to solve this problem.

After running around the village a few times, he finally got to see the village head. In the village chief's office, Village Head Chen hummed indifferently, "Having an ecological park is a good thing. This is something that Little Chief Mao does for the village. As for his method of work, it was indeed rather crude. When I see him again one day, I teased him a little. He must do good deeds and good deeds. There are no small matters in the interests of the masses. If there's nothing else, just go back. " Saying that, he added, "This Mao Xiao, dog's. "Let's see how I deal with him when I get the chance!"

Hearing the village head's official tone, Li Gui Bao thought to himself, the village head doesn't seem to be able to do it. I reckon that the village head will have already been knocked out by Boss Mao and the wine. Go to the county and report that there is no room for argument.

The next morning, Li Gui Bao led a few people to Yuan Shan County's Government Letter Office to report the situation. Fortunately, after a Vice Chief of the Letter Office saw the written documents they had submitted, his eyebrows knit together into a "Chuan" character. After a moment's thought, he said, "I'll have to ask the deputy county magistrate in charge of agriculture how to settle this matter. In any case, the attitude of the village and the village towards the villagers during their visits was really unjustifiable. How about this, I've already looked through the materials, and they'll be left here for now. You can go back to the village and wait for a few days.

After listening to the Vice Bureau Chief's arrangements, Li Gui Bao and the rest returned to the village to wait for the notice from the county. After waiting for over half a month, the mud had settled into the sea and turned into mud.

On one side was the slow kicking of the ball, and on the other side was the bustling of the ecological park.

The construction of the ecological park was progressing very quickly. In just a few days' time, the "boom boom boom" sounds of gunfire overturned the sand and rocks, causing the villagers to have trouble sleeping in the middle of the night. Dozens of large-tonnage trucks and seven or eight excavators were operating around the clock … A two-kilometer-wide crater was there, heaped with piles of sand and rocks, and the dust on the road had been crushed by the truck until it was almost half a foot thick. When a strong wind blew, the surrounding area for miles would be smacked in the face by flying sand, turning the area into a greyish patch of dust …

What kind of ecological park is this? How long would it take for news from the county to arrive? The yellow flowers had turned cold.

One morning, Li Gui Bao and a few other people sat in a vehicle and prepared to go to the county's messenger office to find the deputy director and ask him what was going on. Who knew that just as the tool carriage left the village, a dozen young people stood in front of the tool carriage.

Li Gui Bao thought this was bad. These ten or so youths were all around the age of 23 or 24. They all wore black clothes with a buzz cut on their heads, sunglasses on their noses, and a short stick in their hands. It was not a good thing for these people to stand in front of the vehicle.

Hm? Was this the legendary "team of short clubs"?

In the area of Yuan Shan County, the short stick team was very famous. When they fought, they were ruthless. If they didn't take off their arms, they would take off their legs. People say they buy an arm for hundreds of thousands of dollars and a leg for two hundred thousand dollars. Once, when the team broke a man's leg, they pulled him to the entrance of the county hospital, lifted him up and threw him on the steps, dropped two hundred thousand dollars in cash, and said to the doctor, "Let him have a look." With that, he left.

People around here, whenever they talk about a team of clubs, can't help feeling scared and ashen-faced.

At this moment, Li Gui Bao's mind buzzed. The rest of them sat in the car and quietly watched the team outside, not daring to even breathe.

"One of you, get down here!" A youngster pointed a short stick at the car window and ordered.

Li Gui Bao looked at the few of them. None of them said a word and they all quietly sat down. At this point, he could only cheer himself up and say, "I'll go down and take a look." He forced himself to open the car door and walk out. He took out a cigarette from his pocket and offered a toast with a smile on his face, "Gentlemen, what orders do you have? "Go ahead."

A young man with a scorpion tattoo on his arm waved his hand, blocking his hand. Ungrateful, he asked, "You're the leader?"

Li Gui Bao nodded.

"I'm telling you old fogey, be sensible." No more nonsense, damn it! Leave your arms and legs to say hello. Now go back to the village! "

This battle formation! A wise man does not fight when the odds are against him. Li Gui Bao nodded, "Okay, okay, okay."

The youngster's upper body did not move as he shook his head.

The other youngster walked over without a word and bent down to blow off the tire on the tool cart.

Seeing a flat tire, Li Gui Bao couldn't help but sigh and ask, "What …"

"Hmm? "What do you want?" The youngster sneered, and swung his short stick towards Li Gui Bao's head.

Li Gui Bao hurriedly dodged, dodging the head but not the shoulders.

"Crack!"

Li Gui Bao's right shoulder was in so much pain that he couldn't even lift his arm.

"I tell you, it's fucking polite. "Stop messing around, hmph!" The young man chewed, a piece of gum flying out of his mouth, and spat on the bridge of Li Gui Bao's nose like a white mole.

Li Gui Bao used his left hand to pull out the "white mole" and threw it on the road.

The faces of the students revealed a look of contempt.

Li's plans to visit the county were temporarily blocked, like the flat tire of a tool cart. They had to walk to the village.

On the way back to the village, Li Gui Bao saw a man's wet crotch. He touched his shoulder, still in great pain. How did the team know about this even before they left the village?

One of them asked, "Brother Bao, are you alright?"

"Nothing." He looked at the crotch of the man, and his heart felt heavy.

The man with wet crotch stammered, "Bao-ge, this... This matter, this matter, I … In the future, I will … "I don't want to get involved."

Li Gui Bao nodded and didn't say anything else. He sighed as he thought about how many houses in the village had tiles that were shaken down by the sound of cannons, and how much money he had to pay for the poor land occupation … Another one, how did news of this get out?

One morning, Li Gui Bao was walking on the ground. The dust on the road was more than a foot high, and it had drowned his feet. His shoes were filled with a lot of dust, making his feet feel very uncomfortable. On both sides of the road were piles of sand and rocks. Arriving at the construction site of the ecological park, he sat on a piece of sandstone, tapped the dust in his shoes, then put on his shoes and looked into the crater from high above.

Inside the pit, several loader motors roared as dozens of tons of coal were loaded into large trucks, with another cart waiting nearby.

As he watched, he cursed in his heart: "This is clearly digging coal, how is this building an ecological park?" Let alone a few years, even dozens of years wouldn't be enough for these exposed sand to erode. The vegetation was destroyed, and cracks even appeared on the nearby ground.

I'm giving it my all. If others don't tell, I'll tell the truth!

One morning, Li Gui Bao did not inform anyone, as he was afraid that the news would leak out again. He got up early, left the house without a ride, and walked alone to the county office.

It was the Deputy Chief who received him in his office.

The deputy director said leisurely, "Old Li, I've already reported what you have to say to the deputy head of the county. The construction of the ecological park in Hengling Valley has been approved by the county and the city.

Li Gui Bao said, "Bureau Chief, what kind of ecological park are they in? They're digging coal. If you don't believe it, go take a look. The big trucks are loaded with dozens of tons of coal, pulling out the coal. "

"Is that so? During the construction of the ecological park, encountering coal was a good thing. " The Deputy Chief said, "Hehe, this can also increase the taxes in our county. You can just graze around and beat up rabbits."

"This is selling sheep for meat. If you don't care, I'll go to the city and tell you what's going on. "

"Brother, listen to me. There's no need to run. It's useless for you to be in the city. The report of the ecological park construction has already been sent to the city."

Li Gui Bao did not stay any longer. He stood up and walked out of the office, feeling very dejected.

The head of the county knew very quickly that someone was complaining about the ecological park, and was going to report it to the city.

The leader picked up the phone and called the police chief into his office. The leader said, "I heard there's a Li Gui Bao? He couldn't get along well with the ecological park in the village. Was there something wrong with his life? "Check it out!"

"That's easy, County Magistrate." The police chief took out his cell phone and walked out of his office. He gave a call to a police chief in the corridor and muttered to himself for a bit before returning to his office to report to the county magistrate, "County Chief, this Li Gui Bao …"

"Does he have a financial problem?"

"Nope."

"No?" A question of style? "

The police chief shook his head.

"Hmm? This guy doesn't have any weaknesses? "

"County Magistrate, I just got to know that this guy loves to play mahjong." He did not let the county magistrate down.

"That's good. Make some arrangements and lock him up for a few days. See how he jumps up again."

The director nodded.

Not long after, an acquaintance called Li Gui Bao one afternoon and said there were three missing one. Even if he had nothing to do, he would still do nothing. A few people were playing mahjong in a small pub in the village. They had just played mahjong a few rounds when the door was kicked open and they were caught red-handed. This was almost like catching chickens in a chicken coop, there was no suspense at all.

That night in the county jail, Li Guibao lay on his bed thinking about his bad luck and came in playing mahjong. Suddenly, a sheet flew over and covered his face. Everything was pitch black. He had only just let out a whoop when a rain-like fist came crashing down from outside the bed. He tried to cover his head with his hands. At this moment, the rest of the area beneath the head was raised by the stepmother and there was no time to take care of it. A stuffy fist waited on him...

The next morning, the other three people walked out of the detention center for a variety of reasons.

He could only watch as those people left before looking at his own house. Green marks and bruises were left on his body … He came to his senses: This is all a fucking ecological park disaster, and someone even set me up to get in.

Then there was the question.

A person called out his name: "Treasure!"

"Here."

"How did it feel to be here for the past few days?"

"What else can you do?"

"Humph..." "In the future, do you dare to have such a dull tongue?"

"Aiya, I don't dare to anymore. I ate a bit more salt here in the past few days, so I don't dare to be careless."

"Oh, that's good. You can go out today. "Hey, remember to pay the fine tomorrow. Three thousand yuan."

Li Gui Bao helplessly nodded.

Sigh, this is all a matter from many years ago. Why are you saying that you don't want to think about it, but instead want to think about it? He did not want to think about it in the future. He warned himself once again in his heart. However, his memories never listened to his warnings. Perhaps, he thought, he was suffering from a heart attack.

On the way home from the mahjong hall, Li Gui Bao tried hard to shake off the entanglement of the past, humming a small tune as he walked, to make his mood better. The sky had turned blue, and the buildings on both sides of the road were even more beautiful. He saw the vegetable stalls on the side of the road and bought some potatoes, vegetables and tomatoes. When he got back to his house, he thought for a moment. His eyebrows were furrowed, and his face was longer than usual.

His wife was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen. When she saw him return early, especially with some vegetables in his hand, she answered with a "Yes" and asked, "What happened today?" How rare. You even bought some vegetables? "

He did not answer the subject of vegetables, as if he did not even have the strength to speak. " "Old woman, you went out for a walk, alas — you didn't turn your head." After putting down the plastic bag, he lazily curled up on the sofa, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

His wife walked over and asked, "Where are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Li Gui Bao pointed to his chest: "Here."

"Heart uncomfortable?" The wife was a little nervous.

"Curse me." he said in a lukewarm voice.

He rubbed his hot face against his cold butt. His wife ignored him and went to the kitchen to cook.

Li Guibao was originally a farmer in Hengling Gully, Yuanshan County.

The coal deposit of Hengling trench is very large and the coal seam is relatively shallow. In the village, a few brave villagers secretly opened a black hole (coal kiln) to make a fortune, eat and drink spicy food, buy a car and repair a house, the wealth, it was very infuriating. A few more of the village's imitators, who had just had their dark openings a few days ago, were caught by the county inspectors drinking rice soup, and his budding dream of wealth was met with concern.

Once, he tried to dig a cellar in his house to store cabbage potatoes or something, and before he had dug a few baskets of dirt, he dug out something dark. His intuition told him that it was time for him to get rich. Looking at the coal in his hand, he thought to himself, As for your official rights, you should use the fence to fish. As a commoner, I should use my chopsticks to pick up some food.

In order to hide his intentions, he had constructed a pigsty in front of the kiln and bought three pigs, half the size of pigs, from the outside at a high price. The farm work in the field, the crops are not very interested in cooking, the first thought is "raising pigs." Pity the three pigs are half dead every day, skinny and helpless, and he's a bastard. During the day he "raised pigs," and at night he hired men to dig coal. Before he dug the coal, he drove the three pigs away and circled them. Then he drove the tricycle or truck directly in front of his house to load the coal.

In the village, there were people who helped each other out, giving them some fees. Some people were in charge of the "message tree" during the day, while others were in charge of sending letters during the night … Work together and think of ways to deal with the county inspectors.

One afternoon, several inspectors came to the gate of Li Gui Bao's courtyard. One of the team members looked down at something.

Li Gui Bao looked over and his heart jumped into his throat. He took out his cigarette and offered it to the inspectors, who waved it away. Li Gui Bao said, "Come, come. "Good cigarette, I have a relative who works in the organizational department of the provincial government. He came to see me a few days ago to give it a try." He thrust a cigarette at each of them.

Upon hearing that Li Gui Bao had a relative who worked in the provincial government, one of the inspectors asked, his eyes lighting up, "Oh? Relatives working in the organizational department of the provincial government? Which department will be working? "

Li Gui Bao's wife stood aside, her heart thumping, her face ashen. What should she do now? Li Gui Bao took a puff on his cigarette and said indifferently: "My nephew is still young and just passed his university entrance examinations."

"Young man? "Working in the organization department is a good unit. There will be a good future." The inspector said to Li Gui Bao, "You are busy, let's go somewhere else."

After the inspectors had left, his wife asked him, "What department does your nephew work in?"

Li Gui Bao said snappily: "Hmph! Nonsense. Look — there are these things on the ground, almost to the point of being exposed! Hurry up and sweep! "

His wife looked at the ground and saw that it was littered with soot that had not been swept clean. She let out a "Ya", turned around and ran back to the yard to get her broom, muttering to herself, "How careless!"

After working like this for two years, Li managed to earn more than 10 million yuan. Once he had money, he no longer wanted to live in a small village full of holes and rivers. He saw other people buying houses in Beijing and Hainan Island and turned into a city dweller. He thought about it and also bought real estate in the city of Baima.

When a person was free, he had to find a job, otherwise, he would feel suffocated. His wife took care of the housework, and his task was to walk the dogs in the morning, go for a walk in the morning, and "marry" the mahjong in the afternoon and evening.

Li Gui Bao's wife, due to many years of hard work, had no other problems, it was just that at night, as long as there was the slightest movement, she would be scared witless and unable to sleep. A few years ago, in the middle of the night, he was secretly digging coal in the vegetable cellar, afraid that the inspection team would come and catch him. Now, although the family no longer got up in the middle of the night to secretly dig coal, but hearing her husband play mahjong in the middle of the night to come home to make a little noise, the heart is still full of panic.

One night, Li Gui Bao was playing mahjong and came home late. Although he was sneaking around, he woke his wife up.

His wife rubbed her eyes on the bed and complained, "Ai, I'm half a generation old. I don't want to eat, I don't want to wear, I just want to get a good night's sleep. Just this little request, and you won't let me. I think you might as well strangle me to death. Just consider it as you caused a ruckus when digging in the dark in the past, causing me to fall apart. "

Hearing his wife say that, Li Gui Bao's heart softened. He lit a cigarette and thought about what his wife had said. She had worked hard for more than half her life, what was she trying to do? Forget it, this mahjong made his wife unable to rest in peace. Thus, he promised his wife, "Son of a bitch, you're right. "I, I've thought it through. From now on, I won't play mahjong anymore, okay?"

His wife looked at him and smiled. "Oh, as long as you do that, I'll do whatever you want."

The afternoon before his agreement with his wife, he had gotten up from his lunch break and made his way to the King's Garden Square. The old ladies were singing in a corner, and he wouldn't listen to their grunting voices. He sat on a rock for a while, then turned around and walked away. He wandered off to other places, and then he turned, and along the road a bunch of old men played chess. He also didn't like chess very much. After watching chess for a while, he returned to the square to watch the toddlers stagger to learn how to walk … Finally, when it was getting dark, he went home, sat on the sofa and watched TV, waited for dinner, and then went to bed.

When he was walking his dog the next morning, he met an acquaintance who asked him what he did every day after he moved to the city.

That person was also a fellow villager who came out of their mountain valley. "Now," said the man, "we are not really in a place where people live. The fields are caved in and the crops don't grow well. The rivers of the South River were also cut off, and there were no plants growing in the Sulfur Ditch. One to dig coal, one to make sulfur, and destroy a village. Those who are rich and capable will leave … I looked at the phlegm. After coming here, his wife set up a small shop for cigarettes and wine. As for me, I'll walk my dog in the morning and play cards at the mahjong in the afternoon. "

"The South River has been cut off?" The village stream had given him much of the joy of his childhood, catching fish in the river in the spring, swimming in the river in the summer, listening to the frogs croaking in the autumn, and skating on the river in the winter. He said, "I was still running when I left."

"It just stopped flowing. You said, there's a hole here, there's a hole there, the water is leaking. "Sigh, this is all just for the hustle and bustle of the place." the man said.

Once the topic of poaching was brought up, Li Gui Bao changed the topic: "Hey, which mahjong hall are you playing cards in?" As he spoke, he offered his fellow villager a cigarette. Their nostrils became smokes.

"I, I'm over there... That welcoming mahjong hall, 250 pots, 250, anyway I'm a '250'. Haha. "What about you?"

"I'm at the Mahjong Palace, close to my home. I bet that I'm close to someone who lives far from my family. Heh heh." At the mahjong hall … "Hey, what's with your luck?"

"It's still not too bad. It's just a matter of winning or losing." the man replied.

When it came to playing cards, Li Gui Bao became excited, and opened his chatterbox: "This time, we shouldn't play mahjong, right? It's passing too slowly, why are we waiting all the time?" Yesterday afternoon, I went to the square to look at this. Look at that, it's not pleasing to the eye. "Say, if you don't play mahjong, you won't know how painful it is to feel those tendons twitching all over your body."

The fellow villager sympathized with him. "Yes, yes. This mahjong thing, who invented it? To let someone hit you is a mistake, not hitting you would only cause your hand to itch. "

"Hahaha." Li Gui Bao laughed heartily, his head suddenly jolted a few times, "Well said!"

"I heard that Third Young Master Qi made a joke in Beijing," he said.

"What joke?"

"He went to see a house in Beijing and was going to buy a house. That day, the three little fellows were dressed in very ordinary attire, unkempt and unkempt. The Third Young Master asked how much a house cost in Mandarin. A girl looked at the third young master and ignored him. What is so awesome about these novels? Buy it with you, and go home and wipe the table for me. They say you play the rogue. He glared at her. Who was playing a hooligan? The sales manager came over to say, "Uncle, what's the situation?" Who did he say the sales lady was underestimating? I'll buy a unit. When the sales manager heard this, he was stunned. What? One unit? San Xiao nodded angrily. Aiya! Great Lord! Sit down, sit down. What we did was wrong. Grandpa, please don't mind us. The sales manager turned his head and said, "Good tea!" Drinking a mouthful of tea, the three kids said to the manager, Send some people to the trunk with me to get the money for one! After saying that, the three little guys blew their runny noses and threw them on the floor. Awesome. "Haha, now, as long as the sales department of Beijing, provincial capital, and Hainan hear about Yuan Shan Mandarin, they will all nod and bow, hurriedly calling him grandpa."

"Haha, in this day and age, as long as you have money, you can call me uncle? People would like to call you grandpa. " "The money …" Li Gui Bao said.

At this point, the little dog in the old man's hand stretched its head and was very dissatisfied with the way of its master and stranger. One of its paws was constantly on the ground, unwilling to give them a chance to continue their lecture. Seeing that his tofu didn't work, he took out his trump card and raised his head. His claws kept toying with the soil as his eyes stared upwards, "Woof, woof …" Woof, woof … Woof woof …

The two of them lowered their heads to look at the dog. Seeing how anxious the puppy was, they both smiled.

After the lunch break, Li Gui Bao turned on the TV. Li Gui Bao took the remote control and lowered the TV's volume to a very low level, but he also turned on the phone's volume. Li Gui Bao then absent-mindedly looked at the TV screen, not caring about what was on, and from time to time he glanced at the phone on the sofa.

"Ninth sister, Ninth sister, beautiful sister! Ninth sister, Ninth sister, fiery red flower …" The phone bell finally began to sing.

He picked up his phone excitedly and heard a sweet voice, "Bro Bao-ge, Brother Bao-ge, what are you doing now?"

"Aiya, Third Sister …" What? What else could he do? At home, watching TV... What? Dancing at night? Heh heh, I won't. Hm? You teach me to dance? Ayaya! Look at me with my stupid legs and my stupid feet... What? Since he was free, he might as well stay idle … "Ah — well, then." After answering the phone, Li Gui Bao shook his head, looking very stupid.

Just as he put down the phone for a while, "Ninth Sister, Ninth Sister" started singing again.

"Oh, orchid, where are you? Park, which park? Ah, the scenery is good there. Ah, forget it, I don't like to see it, I don't like to dance, I got sprain my foot or something... At home, watching TV at home … Tomorrow, where — tomorrow, I'll learn. "Okay, okay, okay. I'm hanging up?"

"Ninth Sister, Ninth Sister …" This phone is pretty busy.

"Yo, it's an idiot. Shopping?" Good. Go around, what? Oh, yes. Being cooped up at home for a long time isn't good. If it's cooped up for a long time, you might be afraid of getting sick. You're right. Why don't you go around by yourself? Fine, why don't we go around some other day? "Sure, uh."

"Ninth Sister, Ninth Sister …"

After taking the calls, he was elated. You old woman, you see, you see, hehe. He glanced back toward the kitchen, where his wife was busy with housework.

"Ninth Sister, Ninth Sister …"

Li Gui Bao picked up his phone again …

"Hmm? "Nona, are you done yet?" His wife was working in the kitchen and sounded a little impatient.

When Li Gui Bao was unable to respond, he loudly shouted a few times to answer a few calls, causing his wife to be frightened into a daze. She thought, as she worked in the kitchen, This man, he loves this and that if you don't let him love this and that. Aiya, rather than letting him dance and watch movies, why not let him play cards? Dance, isn't all day with the prurient cuddle, chat and laugh, look back and forth? It would be weird if I didn't make a fool of myself for a long time. Wasn't the original divorce caused by dancing in the village? The adults are comfortable, the children are in trouble, the stepmother and stepfather, how pitiful. After thinking for a long time, she steeled her heart. 'Still, I must suffer a little and give in to him. Sigh …' His wife wiped her wet hands on her apron and came over to him. "Hey, I heard it was all women, what's going on?"

Li Gui Bao looked at his wife, leaned his body against the sofa, and laughed: "Hehe, it's nothing, it's nothing, I just went out early in the morning to take a look. There's nothing we can do about it. They called me, yet you said that we can't not accept it, right? " He shook his head, appearing very wronged and helpless.

The more nonchalant he looked, the more his wife muttered to herself.

"This... "This …" His wife mumbled as she wiped her hands on the cloth, hesitated for a while before letting go, "Forget it, I think this is it. You should just play mahjong in the afternoon, so as to avoid causing any trouble for us." Hey, I was wondering why mahjong, that thing, a cube smaller than a matchbox, made you so fascinated. "One of them is, after dinner tonight, you have to come back early, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well, it's the middle of the night …" His wife nagged, giving him instructions.

Seeing that his wife had let go, Li Gui Bao slowly stood up from the sofa. With one hand holding his chin, he looked like a stone sculpture. After thinking for a long time, he helplessly said: "Okay. Later... In the future, I will definitely do as the Leader says, playing mahjong in the afternoon and returning home early in the evening. "

"Me, I'm still the leader?" "For the sake of playing mahjong, you …" His wife shook her head and headed for the kitchen.

At the mahjong hall, Boss He saw his female mahjong friends and asked quietly, "Has the matter been handled?"

The women all smiled. Yes, asking them for this favor was just a small effort on his part. The few of them also connected to Li Gui Bao's phone, called "Bao Ge" and then hung up, leaving the rest of the drama to Bao Ge alone to sing on his empty phone. As for this performance, it all depended on his acting skills.

Who knew that Brother Li had a talent for acting. As soon as he picked up the phone, he sighed … Just beaming with joy... Say no, say no... In front of his wife, he dressed up as if she couldn't leave him, as if she was the idol of a group of young daughters-in-law.

In fact, in the eyes of his honest wife, he was rather popular. As for the female players, they didn't normally want to take a second look at him.

The one who spread the rumors wants to get the eyeball; the one who creates the illusion wants to fish in troubled waters.

When Liu returned to the mahjong hall from traveling abroad, he saw a man in a white jacket hanging a hanging bottle on a hanger as soon as he got to the second floor. On the skinny monkey's left palm, there was a piece of white tape holding the needle in place. The skinny monkey's right hand was fumbling with cards and playing cards. He still had a cigarette in his mouth and his eyes were blinking from the smoke.

Seeing Liu's return, some of the players smiled at him, some greeted him, and asked him questions. The black-faced man, bare-chested, waved his arm and said, "Master Ming has been walking for seven or eight days. His complexion looks better and better."

Seeing the dark blue pattern on his arm, Liu Dawn smiled and asked, "Hey, there was a scorpion crawling on his arm?"

The dark face nodded triumphantly.

At this time, the skinny monkey did not want to say, "Hey, tattooed people are afraid of the weather. Ever since there was a scorpion on his arm, when he was playing cards, you see, he was bare-chested. "

"You won't be missing any time!" The dark face twitched at the skinny monkey.

The two of them would drink from a wine jug in a while. When you urinate later, the tendons that don't go well can't be in a chamber pot.

Seeing this, Liu Dawn interrupted their conversation, "Look, I've brought something back for you." As he said this, he took out the medlar Ning Xia bought back from his bag and gave it to the dark-faced, skinny monkey spirit, Zhao Changsheng and a few other players who had good relations with him, "Everyone, this is your specialty, Ningxia. It's a great supplement. I know you guys are in need."

The dark face took a bag of medlar, turned it over and looked at it, then nodded, "Hehe, Master Ming is thoughtful, when a man reaches our age he should make up for it. "If I can't do it, then I'll just become a first-rate cripple."

Zhou Fangfang pointed at the doctor who was filling the bottle with liquid, saying to the dark face, "Stop lecturing, the doctor is present."

"Hehe, it's all because of my good intentions. Teach the Monkey Essence a bit." The black-faced man said with a smile.

In this regard, the skinny monkey spirit disdained him. "Humph, don't try that. Play cards, are you afraid of being treated like a mute if you don't talk? Look at the other party, this is the real deal. Ning Xia's wolfberry was brought back. That's what they call passion, that's what they call concern. "Unlike some comrades, who only know how to talk and still try to snatch other people's red packets when they're free."

"Is that so? "In a few days, I will make a trip to the northeast. When I return, I won't be able to bring back a Tiger Whip, but I will also need to bring a Deer Whip back so that you can eat it."

"Fine, as long as you can bring back the Tiger Whip or Deer Whip, I will eat it right here in front of everyone." As he spoke, the skinny monkey blew his nose and raised his right hand to the ground. He then reached for his card.

The black faced man let out a cry, and quickly reached out to grab the skinny monkey's arm, "Ah, no! This won't do!" Look at you, just blowing your nose and fumbling with your cards, and you're still talking about hygiene, huh? " Then he turned around and shouted, "Boss! Bring me some toilet paper. The skinny monkey is on leave. "

The crowd burst into laughter.

The skinny monkey also laughed. He gouged out his dark face and said, "You talk too much!"

Boss He walked over with a roll of toilet paper and tore a long strip of paper before handing it to the skinny monkey.

The skinny monkey took a piece of paper and wiped off the remnants that remained on his nose and mouth, crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it on the ground. Then he looked at Boss He and said, "Hehe, Boss, look at us, we … "We're slightly injured, so we're making a big deal out of it. We're contributing to the boss's efforts to collect more station fees."

"Look, look. He knows how to talk." "Boss, he wanted to be satisfied but ended up selling it well. He said that he would pay more for you." The black-faced man looked at the boss, pausing after each word. He suddenly jerked his head around like a chicken eating rice.

The skinny monkey looked at his black face, "What are you doing? You want to eat rice? "

"I want meat."

Boss He snickered when he saw the dark face peeking at Fang Fang.

At this time, the doctor had finished mixing the liquid beside the clothes rack. She said to Boss He, "Boss, please call me when you have finished supplying the liquid."

"Alright." Boss He answered.

The doctor turned around and gently instructed the skinny monkey, "Be careful, don't mess with the needle."

The skinny monkey nodded and said weakly, "Yes, I've troubled the doctor. Thank you."

"The skinny monkey's method is not bad, pulling grass and hitting rabbits isn't bad at all." Liu Dawn praised.

The skinny monkey smiled, "The infusion was done. How good is this? It was finished without even realizing it."

The dark face said, "Right, right. How much did you have in your pocket? " He looked into the pocket of the skinny monkey's jacket.

"Go!" As soon as the words come out of your mouth, they go bad. "

The dark faced man looked at the skinny monkey and covered his mouth as he laughed, as if he was asking for a great deal of money.

The clinic was next door to the mahjong.

In front of the mahjong complex this afternoon, the skinny monkey wanted to get some cold medicine from the clinic. The female doctor took a look and said it was a severe cold and needed to be transferred.

So be it, the wife had arranged for him to come here to do the transfusion.

From next door, the clatter of machines and signs could be heard. The sound stirred the skinny monkey's heart and his hands. He changed his mind and shamelessly begged the doctor, "Doctor, doctor, what do you think? Can I trouble you to go to the mahjong to give me an infusion? Me, ha-ha, I think, I want to play cards while I'm being fed, and I don't want to delay anything. "

"Hmm?" The doctor raised his head and looked at the skinny monkey. "I'm telling you, you have a bad cold, so you need to rest." Now that you're like this, you're still thinking about playing mahjong? "

"Heh heh." The skinny monkey was a bit embarrassed as he stammered, "Doctor..." It's all right. Me, no no, me, one word, cheap. Heh heh. "As long as you play cards, you will be full of energy." As he said that, he moved his hand towards his nose. He felt that there was something in his nostrils that was about to be revealed. This fellow was going to slip out without his permission …

The doctor looked at the skinny monkey's stubborn look and could not help but laugh, "Hahaha, h-okay. "You go first, I'll make some medicine and take the medicine then go over there."

"Doctor, in the past... Don't take the infusion rack, the mahjong hall has a few clothes rack, can hang a bottle. "Wha-Doctor, I'm going up first." He modestly sought the doctor's advice, hoping to please him, lest he change his mind.

The doctor smiled and shook his head, then nodded again.

Seeing that the doctor had agreed, the skinny monkey felt very satisfied, and his condition seemed to have eased up a lot. He bowed to the doctor. "Long live the doctor. Long live the doctor. Long live the doctor." As he spoke, he had yet to step out of the clinic when he stepped into the mahjong hall.

Looking at the skinny monkey's Qi deviation, the doctor and the other patients in the clinic were all amused. What was going on? Could it be that playing cards is even worse than sucking materials?

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