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She was staring at me, staring at me, her eyes blazing.

I know, she's jealous.

I replied, "There really isn't anything going on between her and me." "Nothing."

Vera said, "Nothing."

I said, "Yes."

Vera said, "Look in the mirror."

I started, then thought, Let me look in the mirror, see what.

I replied, "Why are you looking at me in the mirror? It's not like people look at me in the mirror