C140 Lin Chen You must be a Demon!!
"Little bastard, did you do it on purpose?"
After Ninth Master heard Lin Chen's words, he was stunned for a few seconds, and his face immediately darkened.
If it wasn't for the fact that he was not strong enough, he really wanted to teach this brat a lesson.
In broad daylight, killing someone in front of so many people, and then slapping his butt after the deed was done, he would have pushed all the blame onto him. He was really a bastard.
"How about I tell everyone that it was Ling'er who told me to do this?"
Lin Chen winked at Ninth Master with a teasing expression.
"No, I... can't I take the blame?"
Ninth Master's expression changed slightly as he said weakly.
If Ling'er were to take the blame for this matter, no matter what the truth was, he would not be able to report back to the capital.
Thinking about this, Ninth Master quickly took out his phone and called the people from the Police Division.
"Brother-in-law, aren't you a bit too unkind?"
"You want to be the bully, and you want Ninth Grandpa and Ling'er to take the blame for you."
Xia Ling'er muttered with a pout and replied to Lin Chen with dissatisfaction.
Hearing that, Lin Chen's expression turned cold.
He said seriously, "Ling'er, that's not right."
"Do you know what the first key to beating up a bully is?"
The first key to beating up a bully?
What secret was there to this?
Xia Ling'er was dumbfounded.
"First of all, if you want to beat up a bully, you have to become a bully first."
"However, this tyrant is not the same as the other tyrants. We will not target the ordinary people and innocent people."
"However, once we meet a real tyrant, we have to act even more tyrannical than them. Only then can we eliminate the evil."
Lin Chen explained slowly.
Xia Ling'er tilted her head, her face filled with suspicion.
"Brother-in-law, what you said makes a lot of sense."
"But, is this directly related to you asking Xia Ling'er and Ninth Grandpa to take the blame?"
Although Xia Ling'er was young, she was not so easily fooled.
"Ling'er, you have asked a good question."
"Next, I will tell you the second trick of the tyrants, which is to protect yourself and let others take the blame."
"Think about it, whether it is beating the tyrant or being fiercer than the tyrant, in the end, we are all upholding justice."
"If you can't protect yourself during this process, you can only watch as these tyrants continue to bully others in the future!"
Lin Chen said solemnly.
Xia Ling'er carefully thought about it and then suddenly realized.
She said excitedly, "Brother-in-law, I think what you said is right!"
"No wonder when I beat up the tyrant, Grandpa Su would lock me up at home and not let me out."
"So the reason is that Xia Ling'er didn't find someone to take the blame!"
Seeing the two of them discussing this question, Su Qingyin couldn't help but widen her eyes.
Lin Chen clearly wanted to throw the blame on him, so that Ninth Master would be able to bear the blame. He even said it so righteously.
"Qingyin, hurry up and book two tickets for me and Ling'er."
"We need to return to capital immediately!"
Just as Ninth Master finished his call and finished dealing with the mess that was Lin Chen killing Wang Feng in public, his expression suddenly changed after hearing the conversation between the two.
Lin Chen and Ling'er had only met for half an hour, but they had already fooled Ling'er.
If this continued, what would happen in the future?
"Ninth Grandpa, I won't go back to capital!"
"Ling'er wants to stay with Brother-in-law and Qingyin in A City!"
After Xia Ling'er heard Ninth Master's words, her head immediately shook like a rattle drum.
"Ling'er, do you still remember the first trick I told you?"
"When we meet a bully, we have to be even more evil than him. Otherwise, we will only be pressed to the ground and rubbed!"
Lin Chen glanced at the red-faced Ninth Master and reminded Ling'er with a smile.
"When we meet a bully, we must be even more evil than him?"
"Otherwise, we will only be pressed to the ground?"
Xia Ling'er was stunned for a moment and thought about it.
"Oh, Ling'er seems to understand."
"Just like now, if Ninth Grandpa wants to forcefully take Ling'er back to capital, then he is a bully."
"If Ling'er doesn't want to be pressed to the ground, she must be even more evil than Ninth Grandpa!"
"Brother-in-law, is that what you mean?"
As she said this, Xia Ling'er's eyes rolled twice.
The corner of her mouth curled into a devilish smile.
"Ninth Grandpa, if you want to forcefully bring Ling'er back to the capital,"
"When the time comes, Ling'er will tell Grandma Jiu that you will go to the square every night to watch the other old ladies dance!"
As soon as Xia Ling'er said that, Ninth Master staggered and almost fell to the ground.
His eyes stared straight at Xia Ling'er and Lin Chen.
These two people were probably devils!
No, even if they were devils, Lin Chen was the devil.
As for Ling'er, she was simply led astray by him!
"Ling'er, you barely pass this test."
"In the future, work harder."
Lin Chen reached out his hand and gently rubbed Xia Ling'er's head.
"Barely pass?"
"Brother-in-law, what should I do with the full score test?"
Xia Ling'er was absolutely convinced of Lin Chen's strength.
In terms of strength, even Ninth Grandpa had to admit defeat.
In terms of beating up the devils, he would definitely not hold back.
In terms of strategy, he could beat everyone!
Therefore, in front of Lin Chen, she was like a well-behaved child who was working hard to learn.
"The so-called full score test is to make the other party willingly be threatened by you!"
"Brother-in-law, are you even willing to be threatened?"
Xia Ling'er was stunned.
Seeing Xia Ling'er's confused expression, Lin Chen pondered for a moment before walking over to Ninth Master and fiercely kicked his butt.
How could Ninth Master have thought that Lin Chen's kick would come so easily? He was completely unprepared and was directly kicked into the ground.
"Little bastard, it's fine if you have taught Xia Ling'er all kinds of things, but now you still dare to kick me in front of everyone?"
"Today, I will definitely fight you to the death!"
Ninth Master got up from the ground and felt the pain on his face as he roared.
"Jiu, if you don't want to be kicked in the butt again, then welcome to fight me at any time."
Lin Chen replied arrogantly to Ninth Master.
"I …"
Ninth Master opened his mouth and rubbed his butt with all his strength. His face was filled with grievance.
Lin Chen had already said this much, could he even fight?
Besides, even if he did, he wouldn't be able to win.
"Ling'er, do you see this?"
"Although I used force to threaten Jiu, he must be unconvinced in his heart. He even wants to take revenge on me."
Seeing that Ninth Master didn't say anything, Lin Chen changed the topic.
"Hmm …" Ninth Grandpa has been in capital for so many years, Brother-in-law is the first one who dares to kick him in the butt."
"Right now, in Ninth Grandpa's heart, he probably wants to eat Brother-in-law alive."
Xia Ling'er nodded her head in agreement, but her bright eyes were filled with even more doubt.
Lin Chen's actions were no different from threatening Ninth Grandpa with the old granny in the square dance.
In any case, it was a threat in the end.
Feeling the confusion in Xia Ling'er's eyes, the corner of Lin Chen's mouth curled up slightly.
His gaze fell on Ninth Master.
He asked indifferently, "Jiu, is the lump on your butt a little more comfortable?"
Was the lump on his butt a little more comfortable?
Hearing this, Ninth Master's expression changed slightly.
Because of his cultivation method, when he sat down cross-legged, the Qi and impurities in his body would continuously accumulate on his butt.
In the past few years, he was able to stand, and he basically wouldn't sit down.
Because as long as he sat down, his butt would feel as if it was being pricked with needles.
But now, he suddenly realized that his butt was indeed a lot more comfortable, and it was no longer as uncomfortable as before.
"Little bastard, you … How do you know that my butt has a lump?"
"Also, the reason why I feel a little more comfortable, could it be because of the credit of your kick just now?"
Ninth Master's breathing became uneven, and his eyes became fiery.
If Lin Chen really had a way to solve the problem of the lump on his butt, not to mention kicking him, he could even kick him every day.
"Not only do I know that your butt has a lump, I also know that it's caused by the incomplete cultivation method."
"To solve these two problems, it would be as easy as pie for me."
After Lin Chen finished speaking, he did not waste any more time with Ninth Master.
With a shake of his hand, a few silver needles instantly shot towards his butt.
In less than a few minutes, Ninth Master felt his entire butt floating in the air.
It was so comfortable that he couldn't help but moan.
Lin Chen took out his phone and recorded this scene.
"Ling'er, did you see that?"
"This is the perfect answer to the questions of the tyrant!"
"We bullied the tyrant, but we still have to make them obediently become lackeys."
"Of course, this is only for the tyrants who didn't commit any major crimes. If there were any major crimes, we would just kill them."
"Otherwise, they will only bring more trouble to the innocent in the future."
After Lin Chen finished recording the video, he lectured Xia Ling'er with a serious expression.
