C71 Chicken butt

When the Europe and Africa heard Zhang Minghai mention it, he raised his spirits and replied: "The matter has been handled well, they did not agree at the beginning. I weighed the pros and cons of the matter, so after we gave them more territories, they agreed!"

"Very good, how much have you borrowed?"

"Fifty-seven tanks and 140 rocket launchers," Europe and Africa said in one breath.

Zhang Minghai thought for a while before his eyes suddenly lit up and asked, "What about your firepower allocation?"

"80 tanks, 7 laser gun s, 10 short-range missiles, 90 rocket launchers! "Why are you asking this?" Europe and Africa looked at Zhang Minghai with a questioning look.

"Good, good, very good!" Zhang Minghai clapped his hands and shouted. Everyone looked at him strangely. Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what the hell was going on.

"Ren Longfei, lead your men to form a tank unit immediately, bring Zhao Hai to follow along. Also that … Shu Ya, lead your men to form a rocket launcher team as well, and follow my orders!" Zhang Minghai ordered them one by one.

The Europe and Africa looked at Zhang Minghai in puzzlement, "What are you trying to do?"

Zhang Minghai gave a mysterious smile, "relied on his tank's quantity, then I will give him a tank battle, I want to see whose tank's firepower was stronger!"

"Yes!" The few of them saluted Zhang Minghai before turning around and walking down the stairs …

Relying on the powerful assault tanks as the vanguard, Mi Ke lost dozens of tanks in his first clash. Without even a frontal confrontation, the Europe and Africa had already sent him off. Zhou Ming chose a route, and headed south, choosing a path ahead. On both sides of the road, a row of engineers were searching.

In the evening, Zhou Ming's tank team finally entered the territory of the Europe and Africa's army.

"Leader, there is an arms warehouse at the outskirts of Europe and Africa's army in front of us!" The aide pointed to a row of bungalows and said to Zhou Ming.

Zhou Ming picked up the binoculars and looked in the direction the aide pointed.

"Good, very good. Order the tanks to attack, the missiles to assist them, and get rid of that armory at all costs!" "Go!" Zhou Ming recalled the humiliation Europe and Africa had brought him and gritted his teeth in hatred.

The aide quickly received Zhou Ming's order. The infantry armoured vehicles in front of them retreated like the tide, the tanks increasing their speed as they moved forward. The missile vehicle at the back slowly raised its missiles. The target was the arms warehouse in front of them.

"Beat him up, beat him up for me!" Following Zhou Ming's order, dozens of missiles flew into the air, dragging their fiery red tails along as they bent in midair, all of them falling down.

"Boom!" "Boom!"

Rising up from several rows of massive explosions, raging flames illuminated half of the sky. Following that, dozens of missiles followed, rumbling … The ground trembled, as if an earthquake had occurred. The armory on Europe and Africa exploded one by one onto the ground.

Zhou Ming looked at the explosion in front of him and was ecstatic at first.

"Ah, aide-de-camp, is the building in front the Europe and Africa's armory?" Zhou Ming's face was full of questions, as he asked the aide by the side.

"That's right, that's right!" "Yes," the aide replied.

"Then why is there no signs of the Europe and Africa's counterattack, could it be that... Oh no, quickly, quickly tell the missile vehicle to stop its attack, and let the infantry go up! " Zhou Ming suddenly shouted at the aide. The aide-de-camp was immediately shocked. Facing Zhou Ming who had changed so much, the aide-de-camp looked at Zhou Ming in shock, not understanding what he was trying to do.

Zhou Ming looked at the adjutant who was staring at him in a daze, and immediately shouted: "Are you f * cking dumb or stupid, do you take my words as fart, hurry up and carry it out!"

"Oh, yes, it's me!" The aide-de-camp immediately reacted and ran towards the back …

Very quickly, the fire stopped. Zhou Ming personally brought the guards and ran towards the location of the explosion, but after searching for a while, they still could not find any signs of the Eurasian soldier. It turned out that the Europe and Africa had already ordered people to move all the weapons in the warehouse.

"Report, the weapons in this warehouse have long been moved by the enemy, they abandoned this warehouse!"

"Damn!" Good news, Europe and Africa! I've been played by an old, undying fool like you! " Zhou Ming threw away the Wei Chong in his hands, as a storm was approaching with anger on his face!

Zhou Ming was so angry that his face twisted, and his fists clenched so tightly that his joints creaked!

"aide-de-camp, call the headquarters right now and let them find out the location of the headquarters of the Europe and Africa's army. I'm not going to get rid of Europe and Africa's nest this time, I'm f * cking the Europe and Africa's son of a bitch!"

"Yes!"

At this moment, Zhang Minghai and the others were sitting at the dining table, enjoying their dinner …

Just as Zhao Hai was about to pick up a piece of chicken, he was hit by Sun Fucheng with his chopsticks. Zhao Hai turned his head and looked at Sun Fucheng with his round eyes.

"What are you doing, why are you fighting over so many chickens with me!" Zhao Hai asked.

Sun Fucheng laughed wickedly: "I say, you really treat kindness as nothing, I think you must have worked really hard these past two days, your body clearly couldn't handle it, but you still want to eat something that doesn't have any nutrition, as a brother, I can't watch any more, that's why … I didn't expect you to... Sigh! "These days, good people are hard to do!" As he spoke, he made a face full of regret.

Zhao Hai immediately frowned, "Then what do you think I should eat in order for it to be nutritious!?"

Hearing Zhao Hai's words, Sun Fucheng immediately picked up a chicken butt and was about to give it to Zhao Hai, "Come, come and eat this nourishment, Zhao Hai, eating this is the most suitable for you!"

Sun Fucheng's action immediately attracted a burst of laughter from Zhang Minghai's group.

"You old thing, why aren't you eating something that can make up for so much!" Zhao Hai immediately grabbed his bowl of rice to avoid the chicken butt that Sun Fucheng was about to deliver to him.

Seeing that, Zhang Minghai immediately stopped them, "You can't even finish a meal, stop messing around, who knows if you'll still be able to eat chicken ass next time," As he spoke, he picked up the chicken butt and passed it to Ren Longfei.

His thick lips pressed against the side of the bowl, and his eyes closed, the chopsticks in his hands continuously dug into his mouth, as if they were being cooked, with a look of enjoyment on his face. Even if the chicken butt had landed in the bowl, they did not know it, but they all stopped eating and stared fixedly at the chicken butt in Ren Longfei's bowl.

Ren Longfei, who was still chewing, suddenly stopped, and fiercely opened his eyes. He used his hands to dig out a piece of chicken butt that was covered in powder from his mouth, and shook it next to his eyes.

"What are you doing without eating? "Why are you all looking at me? Can I eat my fill just by looking at me?" Ren Longfei waved his chopsticks hard in front of them.

A few expressionless people asked in unison, "How does it taste?"

"What's the taste? What kind of illness do you guys have? It's so weird that you can't even eat a single meal!"

Several people pointed at the chicken butt in Ren Longfei's hands at the same time, then retracted their hands at the same time, and waited for Ren Longfei's reply.

When Ren Longfei saw them point at the thing in their hands, he suddenly remembered that he was holding onto something. He couldn't help but take a look at it, but in the end, he couldn't figure out what it was.

Ren Longfei looked at the thing in his hand that looked like a sleeve, and extended a finger to poke inside it …

"Plop!" Plop! "Plop!" The few of them immediately fainted...

Seeing them fall to the ground, Ren Longfei immediately ran over, "What's wrong, what's wrong with you guys, wake up!"

Zhao Hai couldn't bear it at all, because that finger of Ren Longfei's just now was playing with his own mouth non-stop, "Ugh!"

After hearing it, Zhang Minghai and the others couldn't hold it in anymore, and started laughing out loud...

"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter! I can't take it anymore, hurry up, help me sit down!" Zhang Minghai bent over with his hands on the table as he laughed.

Ren Longfei shook his hands disapprovingly, and only said one sentence: "Damn, a group of madmen! Then, he went back to the table alone and continued eating. Ren Longfei threw the chicken butt to the side of the table.

A few of them forced themselves to laugh, while holding onto their own bodies as they returned to their seats. Sun Fucheng was just about to hold back his laughter, but seeing Ren Longfei's twisted face, he started to laugh again, which gave rise to a chain reaction. Zhang Minghai just had a sip of his soup, and with a pfft sound, he swept towards Zhao Hai who was at the side.

"Haha,, you can't even let me live anymore, stop laughing, I can't take it anymore!"

Just as Zhao Hai was lifting up the bowl, he was met by Zhang Minghai's torrential downpour. Zhao Hai raised his hand to wipe his face and roared at Sun Fucheng.

"If you're going to laugh again, I'll dig out that fart who knows how to laugh. Let's see if you can still laugh!" Zhao Hai looked at Sun Fucheng like a drowned chicken.

Ren Longfei could no longer bear it and threw the bowl on the table.

With a cold face, he asked Sun Fucheng: "I say, what are you laughing about? Did some angel agree to give birth to your son?!"

Immediately after, there was another uproar …

Sun Fucheng suddenly became serious after being asked, and used his chopsticks to pick up the chicken butt on the side of the table and asked Ren Longfei.

"What do you think this is?"

"What the hell is that thing? It looks the same as an asshole!"

Sun Fucheng looked at the few of them and took a deep breath, then said seriously: "My dear Mr. Ren Longfei, let me solemnly tell you, this is a piece of chicken ass, also known as chicken ass."

After Ren Longfei heard it, he suddenly came to a realization and muttered to himself, "Oh, no wonder it looks so much like an ass, then where did this thing come from?"

Sun Fucheng continued to answer: "It came from your mouth!"

"Oh, no wonder no matter how noble it was, it wouldn't break. It was..." Ren Longfei could not help but scowl when he said this.

Zhang Minghai and Zhao Hai laughed out loud. Suddenly, Ren Longfei grabbed the chicken butt on the table and threw it into Zhao Hai's mouth …

Zhao Hai was still laughing out loud because of what Ren Longfei had just said, when suddenly, something that looked like a piece of meat shot into his mouth. Zhao Hai immediately stopped talking and spat out that piece of thing.

This time, Ren Longfei also laughed deeply. That was definitely the smile of victory …

"Zhang Minghai, I'm calling you. Europe and Africa is looking for you." Lin Shuya's voice came out from the hall.