C14 Bullshit Every Time It Succeeds

"System, locate the nearest trigger point," Zhao Su commanded internally.

A map unfolded, revealing the first trigger point near Zhao Su, before most of it vanished.

Zhao Su noticed a corner of the athletic field among the remaining trigger points.

"I'm certain I've triggered it," Zhao Su murmured.

"Trigger point activated. Chew the gum, and you'll be rewarded with 100 permanent Strength Value points!"

Zhao Su found this intriguing.

Class ended, and Luo Yuyan made her way from the front to the back row.

Regardless of the school's reputation, it was an unwritten rule that students with poor grades sat in the back.

Zhao Su was an exception; he was a new student.

Luo Yuyan had noticed Ruan Xinghao glaring at Zhao Su and was displeased. Why should anyone glare at her big brother? She felt compelled to protect Zhao Su.

At school, Luo Yuyan was considered a goddess, wielding a powerful aura over her male classmates.

Unable to contain himself, Ruan Xinghao stood up and said, "Yuyan, do you want to hang out with me?"

"Don't call me Yuyan!" retorted Luo Yuyan, her lips pursed in annoyance.

She looked absolutely adorable.

Ruan Xinghao was at a loss for words. It was then that Zhao Su said, "Yuyan, could you get me a bottle of water? I'm thirsty."

"Sure, I'll be right back!" Luo Yuyan cheerfully responded before dashing out of the classroom.

Ruan Xinghao was astounded by the sight.

The school's belle, Luo Yuyan, had never been so compliant with any boy; she was untouchable, like a goddess. Yet now, she was fetching water for Zhao Su. How could this be?

His resentment towards Zhao Su grew. Pointing to the field, he declared, "I can't take this anymore. Let's settle this with a fight outside!"

Zhao Su let out a soft laugh.

At a corner of the athletic field.

All the boys from the third grade's sixth class had assembled, forming a tight circle, with onlookers from other classes surrounding them.

"Zhao Su, today I'm going to beat you so badly you won't recognize yourself! You won't have the face to show yourself around my goddess, Yuyan, ever again!" Ruan Xinghao proclaimed, flexing his wrists.

His arms were muscular, clearly the result of regular exercise, and his strength was formidable.

Zhao Su casually pulled a piece of bubble gum from his pocket and popped it into his mouth, saying, "Bring it on, trash."

"You dare call me trash? You're dead!" Ruan Xinghao bellowed as he charged forward.

Zhao Su chewed the bubble gum with an air of nonchalance. Suddenly, a system notification chimed in, "Host has increased Strength Value by 100 points!"

A fart noise erupted, and the once enraged Ruan Xinghao bent over at the waist, stopping in his tracks and nearly toppling over.

Peals of laughter rang out as the spectators grinned widely, showing off their pearly whites.

"What's so funny? Laugh at me, and I'll take you on!" Ruan Xinghao exclaimed, his face flushed with anger.

The laughter subsided, but everyone's shoulders shook as they struggled to contain their mirth.

Zhao Su fanned his nose and remarked, "Phew, that reeks. What did you eat last night? Maybe you should hit the restroom before we continue?"

"No need! Just you wait!" Ruan Xinghao sprinted toward him once more.

Zhao Su chewed another piece of gum.

Ruan Xinghao let out another fart.

"Host's Strength Value increased by 100 points!" announced the system.

He chewed yet another piece.

Ruan Xinghao farted once again.

"Host's Strength Value increased by 100 points!"

Zhao Su continued to chew, and with each chew, Ruan Xinghao continued to fart, over and over again.