C13 Lame of the god of poetry
Ah!" It suddenly started raining, and Little Min fell into the river. I could only watch on anxiously as someone else went to save you. " Cripple held his breath and blushed, then said four lines of poetry at the last moment.
I smiled as I shook my head. Cripple has also improved. Previously, I was just saying the absolute five words, but now, I have already said seven words.
"Cripple, you're an ungrateful bastard. If I didn't save you, you would have drowned long ago. Yet, you are still courting a woman here!" The content of Cripple's poem was flattering Xiao Min, which caused Old Seven to be dissatisfied.
"Brother Cripple, quickly write a poem to thank Brother Seven!" I saw that Old Seven seemed to want to get angry, so I quickly gave Cripple a look.
Although he was a poet, he still needed time to prepare. Just now, that poem almost made him choke out his feces, and now it made him write another. This was no longer racking his brains, this needed to evaporate his brain juice!
But even so, Cripple still refused to be outdone! The water is as thick as my navel, my heart is like a plane. After I finish carrying the toilet, you can hug me, and at the most critical moment, you can look at Old Seven! "
When Cripple finished reading this poem, the blood on his tongue almost covered his neck.
"Brother Cripple, hurry up and rest for a bit." I sprinkled the powder on Cripple's tongue again, afraid that this guy would be killed by the frog if he didn't die in the car accident.
After making two poems of such high difficulty, Cripple was indeed in great pain. He collapsed onto the ground and leaned against a tree, panting heavily.
Old Seven was very satisfied, as a big and fat old man, how could he understand these limerick poems? He only felt that it was very alluring, and he had even joined in, so he smiled as he stared at Cripple, extremely benevolent.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, to the point that we couldn't even hear each other talking. Although the branches were dense, they were also unable to withstand the needle-like rain, and Xiao Min and I had just climbed out of the river. Everyone was drenched and trembling under the stimulation of the wind, and it felt like the end of the world was approaching, the flood had flooded the world, and the big tree above us had become a Noah's Ark to save all of us.
Even though Old Seven's body was strong, she was still trembling from the cold. Xiao Min was a girl after all, and her face had already been understood to the point that it lost all color. I didn't care about the difference between males and females, as I held her in my arms.
Old Liu's hatred towards us was probably too deep. After a whole night of rain, I felt that even when Marx and I were talking, the sky suddenly cleared up.
The river had risen by half a meter, the base had disappeared, and all the bags I had collected had been taken away by the wind and water. Not a single bag was left.
"Xiao Li your ass!" I said open all the parcels, but you don't want to! It's good now! Look, look! Not a single one remained! "You are such a fool!" Old Seven transferred his hatred towards Old Liu onto me and started to attack me crazily.
"Brother Seven, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," I sighed, trying my best to apologize to Old Seven.
"Where's Old Liu's grave! I have to dig him out of his grave and burn him ten times! " When Old Seven was facing this mess, he was already a little nervous.
The riverbed was already soft, and with the heavy rain making it urgent, Old Liu's grave was long gone. Old Seven used his own impression of him to find a few locations, and after digging for a few times, he gave up.
"Big brother Old Seven, it's fortunate that you saved the toilet, otherwise we wouldn't even have a place to eat!" After Cripple finished singing his praises to Old Seven, Old Seven enjoyed it very much. Cripple also began to pay his respects in all directions.
Cripple's words made Old Seven smile a little more. He touched his chin and said, "Forget it, this is all fate, we can't blame Old Liu entirely, let's wait for the river to retreat before talking about it again."
Old Seven's words stirred up my heart. Logically speaking, the river should have an end, right? If we were to become a small boat and go downstream, wouldn't we be able to find a way out?
I didn't tell Old Seven my thoughts. In my opinion, the company would definitely come to save us, it's just a matter of time.
After cleaning up the mess, the river slowly faded and the riverbed was exposed once again.
The trap that we made has already been lost, so we have no way of finding out where Old Liu was buried, so Old Seven gave up on the idea of digging out his corpse to whip it.
Although the sun has come out, but all our things are already wet, unable to light a fire, we are still wet.
Brother Seven, we can't go on like this. The people from the company will only come to our rescue after a long time, I feel like we should build a waterproof shed, and then put some firewood inside to protect ourselves from the elements. It won't end in such a miserable state if it rains again! I looked around at the crowd. Everyone's body was wet, and their clothes were tightly stuck to their body. If it wasn't for the sun, Cripple would probably have already frozen to death.
Old Seven nodded his head, "Xiao Li is right, the ground of this place is too low, we cannot stay here for long, if not, we can set up a temporary shelter under the tree, no, let us build a house."
"You're right! "You're right!" He was already proud of fawning on Old Seven. If not for the two poems he had done yesterday, which were rather tiring, he very likely would have taken the initiative to write one now.
Building a house is not an easy task, and it is even more delusional for us, the unarmed, the frail, the sick.
Old Seven told me that he was a gardener at home and was very confident in building a house.
Old Seven even drew a diagram, he told me that as long as I follow the blueprints to cover it up, it would be a very simple task.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry as I looked at the cube that Old Seven drew on the ground.
The sun was getting brighter and brighter. Old Seven and Cripple took off their clothes and placed them under the sun to dry. My clothes were already dried by my body temperature, whereas Xiao Min's clothes were still wet, but they were too embarrassed to take them off.
"Xiao Min, why don't you wear my clothes first. I'll take your clothes and dry them in the sun." I took off my clothes and gave it to Xiao Min, then used my finger to point at the big tree at the side, indicating that she should go there and change.
Xiao Min hesitated for a moment. She originally only wore a few sets of white, translucent clothes, but after being soaked in water, her undergarments were faintly discernible. She was probably afraid that we would act maliciously, so she took away my clothes and ran towards the direction of the tree.
Ah!" Little Min let out a shriek just as she reached the back of the tree.