C16 Treating toothache

My heart instantly turned cold. The heavens are too much for us to joke about. No matter what, such a thing actually came.

"Oh my god, it's really electronic!" Old Seven opened the box and took out the things inside.

"What is this?" Xiao Min asked somewhat curiously.

"Good boy, don't tell me you don't know what this is? This," Old Seven said with a mischievous smile as he stared at Xiao Min.

"Xiao Min, this is used to treat toothache. When a tooth aches, the thing that turns on the switch will vibrate and then put it on your gum to have an analgesic effect." I quickly interrupted Old Seven, afraid that he would tell me some dirty story.

"Right, right, right, this is to treat toothache, Xiao Li, why don't you demonstrate it to Xiao Min." Old Seven was too evil, and suddenly made a move.

This made me feel very awkward. After all, I often saw this thing in the corner of the computer hard drive. It suddenly appeared in front of me. I knew it wasn't used, but I still felt a little disgusted.

Xiao Min stared at me in anticipation. Since I had already lied in my heart, there was no need for me to act reserved.

"Look, this is a switch. Pressing it like this will cause this thing to vibrate." I pressed the button on the control handle. The pink oval-shaped egg started to vibrate.

"Good boy, the quality of the packaging of this thing is really good. It's raining so heavily, but it's not getting wet at all!" Old Seven smacked his lips and praised the packaging staff of the shop.

"Wah!" It's so magical! " Xiao Min touched it with her hands. Although her actions were simple and cute, but to us old drivers, it was really a different story.

"Xiao Li you haven't finished demonstrating, hurry up, how can you put it on your gums!" Old Seven was already at a loss of what to say.

Just as I was unable to dismount from the tiger's back, Cripple who was not far away suddenly let out a painful groan.

"Cripple is awake! Let's go take a look! " I stuffed this thing into Xiao Min's hands and ran towards Cripple's direction.

When Cripple was attacked by the hornet, he used his hands to cover his face, so the skin on his face could still be considered intact. When Old Seven and I ran to his side, we saw that his face was suffused with a red glow, which didn't seem like he had suffered a serious injury at all.

"I'm going to the Brother Seven! Cripple can't be dying!" I was shocked. This seemed to be the best explanation.

Old Seven frowned, "I will give him a pulse."

"Brother Seven, you even know Chinese medicine?" I pursed my lips and laughed, questioning Old Seven.

"Good boy, don't you know? "I graduated from the No. 2 Chinese Medical Professional High School in Shaanxi." Old Seven coldly snorted, as if to refute my attitude.

"Damn, Brother Seven, although I don't understand Chinese medicine, but I have never seen someone with a pulse or arm!" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry as I stared at Old Seven placing his hands on Cripple's biceps.

"A mistake, a mistake!" Old Seven smiled somewhat embarrassedly, then slid his hand over Cripple's wrist.

"How is Brother Seven, is Brother Cripple alright?" I was still a little nervous. I had seen someone on TV being stung by a wasp and then dying of kidney failure, and that was only a wasp, but Cripple had been stung by so many wasps that he could be said to be either dead or disabled. But he was already disabled, which meant he was dead.

Old Seven shook his head, "This pulse doesn't feel right, why do I feel like a wedding vein?"

Old Seven's words made me laugh uncontrollably, "A wedding vein?" After all, Hornet couldn't have gotten Crippled pregnant, right?

Cripple suddenly opened his eyes at this crucial moment, and then I heard his signature shout: "Ah!"

"Damn, Brother Cripple is already at this time, don't even think about writing poems!" I'm already in tears. Cripple's spirit is simply the successor to communism!

"Pain!" "It hurts!" Cripple's tears were already flowing out from the corner of his eyes.

"Brother Cripple, where's the pain?!" I have always been an emotional person, so after all the mishaps that have befallen the Limper, my heart is very sad.

"My legs are in pain, my legs are in pain." Cripple wiped his tears, his feelings were very sincere.

"Good boy, lame one, which one of your legs is in pain?" Old Seven was also a little sad. We, the Cripple, have been stung by the Hornet's Nest this time.

The lame man's face was suddenly filled with holiness. It was as if he was a Jesus who was about to be crucified, and the calm expression on his face defeated everything. "My leg, that leg was born without a leg."

What I was thinking in my heart was that this time, it's all over. Cripple's return is definitely over.

"Good boy, brother Cripple, didn't your leg accidentally get cut by your mother's caesarean section? How can you feel pain!" Old Seven was a materialist, and questioned Cripple's words.

Cripple's tears had already evaporated from the corner of his eyes. He calmed himself down and said, "Why can't I feel that place anymore? When the hornet is stinging, I can still feel it."

I lowered my head to look at it, and helplessly said to Cripple, "Brother Cripple, you have already transformed, if there's really no other way, we can cut it off."

Cripple's eyes once again filled with hot tears, "I only have three legs, two of them are already crippled, I can't believe that this third leg is also far away from me. What crime have I committed?"

Old Seven and I never knew how to comfort Cripple, since this could be considered as the most painful thing to a man after all. Just as I was about to tell Cripple that it was impossible to defy the heavens, who knew Cripple would suddenly shout out, "Ah!"

I know that Cripple's poem is in full swing at the moment, and with him coming back to life, this should be the last poem he ever wrote.

"Hornet's Nest suddenly appeared in the sky and chased after me like a swarm of hornets. His three legs had suddenly disappeared." After Cripple said this poem, he immediately fainted again.

I quickly put my hand under Cripple's nose again. My fingers could still feel his breath on them, so I calmed down.

"Good boy, brother Cripple really is a talent!" This poem, Li Bai is only so-so! " Old Seven gave Cripple a thumbs up, and said with a sigh.

"Brother Seven, Cripple has already fainted. Let's not talk about this." I sighed, thinking that this Cripple might not live past today. I buried him together with Old Liu, and the two brothers would ride together to hell.

Old Seven placed the Cripple on the ground, then covered him with his clothes and sighed.

Xiao Min should have never seen this sex toy before. When Old Seven and I walked over, she was putting it on top of her head, "Don't say, this thing really works. My headache just now was so bad that it numbed me!"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry as I stared at Xiao Min. Just as I wanted to snatch it from her hands, who knew that a wooden chest would suddenly float up from the river behind Xiao Min.