C2 How to light a fire
His face looked like it had just been fished out of water, and his wet hair was resting on his forehead. This woman's looks were really good. On her palm-sized face, there was a pair of almond eyes, and under her perky nose was a pair of small mouth that Zhang He was breathing in and out.
I shifted my gaze downward. Maybe it was because I had been bored in the box for too long, but the woman's body was drenched in sweat. She tightly stuck to my body and drew out a line, protruding from the front and back.
The woman looked to be around twenty years old, her skin so white and delicate that one could not see through her pores. I gave a few light coughs and asked, "Are you alright?" Why are you in the package? "
The woman told me that her name was Xiao Min and it was her boyfriend's birthday the day after tomorrow. She bought a set of fox clothes from the internet and put them on, hid them in her bag and sent her boyfriend a birthday present. Originally, everything was going smoothly.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Isn't this a lunatic!?
"Hammer!" Xiao Li, who are you talking to!? " Old Seven's irritable voice came out right after.
I turned my head and saw Old Seven staggering towards me. On the ground, there were a few bags that had already been opened.
"Brother Seven! I can't tear it apart! " I screamed and wanted to stop Old Seven.
"Oh my god, how come there's a little girl here!" Old Seven's face was originally fierce, and blood was flowing out from his face, he looked just like the Japanese devil.
Xiao Min was already very surprised, but then she suddenly saw a monster with a face covered in blood, her brain got hot, and suddenly fainted.
"You, are you alright!?" I immediately bent down and shook Xiao Min.
"Where did this girl come from? She looks pretty good!" Old Seven ran over with a limp, his eyes full of desire.
In just half an hour, Xiao Min had received too many stimuli. I wandered around for a long time, but she didn't react at all.
"Little Hammer, this girl's injuries are not light!" Looks like I'll have to do artificial respiration. " Old Seven said as he untied his belt.
"Damn!" Brother Seven, what are you doing! " I forcefully waved my hand to stop Old Seven's ridiculous actions. I thought to myself, how is this artificial respiration, this is clearly preparation for artificial insemination!
Old Seven somewhat embarrassedly put his belt back in place, and laughed awkwardly: "Good girl, I got used to it, so I undid my belt on the way here."
There were a few packages scattered around, and I adjusted her to a more comfortable position, thinking to myself that I should collect them as soon as possible.
"Xiao Li, the cigarette I'm smoking has been in my mouth for half an hour, but there's no fire. Let's open a few bags and see if anyone can buy a lighter, alright?" Old Seven's front teeth were stuck on the steering wheel, and the cigarette in his mouth just happened to be stuck in the gap between his teeth, swaying up and down as he spoke, making him look extremely happy.
"Seven, the lighter is forbidden, are you going to look for it?" Before I finished speaking, Old Seven had already picked up a box and with a "pu ci" sound, he ripped apart the bag.
"What the heck is this!?" Buy a down jacket in the autumn! " Old Seven took out a down jacket from the box and angrily threw it on the ground.
"Brother Seven, you, I already said that we cannot casually take things out!" I went up and picked up the package and the down jacket. To my surprise, I saw that the address of the receipt was the Black River.
Old Seven picked up a small bag, "Xiao Li, this box is so small, there must be a lighter inside!"
"Brother Seven, I beg of you, don't tear it down! The addressee will complain! " I held onto Old Seven's hand, wanting to stop his crazy actions.
"Hammer, you're about to lose your life, how dare you mess with me!" Old Seven flung my hands off, grabbed onto the stones on the ground and fiercely slashed a few times, cutting open the tape.
A few neat little pink boxes fell out of the bag. The words on the boxes were written in a highlighter. Under the sunlight, they looked very ambiguous.
"Oh my god, what the hell is this thing!" Old Seven picked it up and moved his face closer to hers.
Although I really want to reject Old Seven's actions of disobeying the rules, due to his obscene authority, I could only swallow my anger. I did not pay any attention to him, but rather quickly gathered the other bags, not giving Old Seven the opportunity to take advantage of them.
"I'll drop the hammer. A condom! Buy these fucking condoms online! But you didn't think of it, did you? Your father has overturned his car, so I can't take the goods and suffocate you to death! " Old Seven scolded as he tore open the outer packaging of the small box.
"Brother Seven, stop messing around. This condom can only be used for contraception, hurry up and throw it away." I stared at Old Seven's actions in slight disgust. He skillfully ripped open the package and took out a soft and soft rubber.
Old Seven raised his head to look at the sun, then picked up the sleeve of the down jacket that he tore off, "Good boy, Xiao Li, who told you that this condom can only be used for contraception?
I almost vomited a mouthful of blood. Had Old Seven gone stupid from the fall and used a condom to light up a cigarette? How? Burning the small universe?
As Old Seven spoke, he picked out the down jacket and gathered together before using the condom to fill the puddle of water on the ground. He adjusted the position appropriate and the sunlight shone through the condom's water onto the down jacket!
F * ck me! Old Seven is really a genius! He made a convex lens out of a condom!
"This is great!" Old Seven finally lit up the cigarette, took a deep breath, and exhaled heavily.
Xiao Min is already awake, so in order to prevent Old Seven from scaring her again, I introduced the two of us to her in advance. Even so, Xiao Min subconsciously hid behind me when she saw Old Seven with the condom wrapped around her wrist, as she was afraid that this friend in the desolate mountain who was impulsive enough to make her laugh.
After piling everything up next to the car, I climbed onto the driver's seat of the flipped car and looked around. I noticed that we seemed to have fallen into a huge canyon, no, it couldn't be called a canyon. It looked more like a well with only one opening, but the inside was shockingly big.
"Brother Seven, the company should have our position. If we do not reach tomorrow, wouldn't the company send someone to look for us? Oh right, Brother Seven, I asked you to charge the treasure onto the locator last night, you didn't forget, right? " I had a sudden foreboding.
"Recharge, Recharge, Recharge, make me pick up my phone!" Old Seven had a face full of regret.
"Damn, that's the end. If we don't have a position, how will the company find us!?" My eyes filled with tears.