C13 I Was Walked by a Dog
What if the Howling Celestial Dog didn't understand and died for their love, wouldn't Erlang Shen just eat himself alive? He said that he would walk the dog for her, but in the end he accidentally walked her to death. No matter what, he was in the wrong.
After being comforted by Ye Tao, the Howling Celestial Dog felt much better. He didn't do anything stupid like dying on the spot. Looking at the sky ten thousand meters below his feet, he thought he was lucky. If he fell down from here, he would die too.
"What are these strange pillars?" The Howling Celestial Dog cleared its sorrowful heart and looked down at the skyscraper, feeling very puzzled.
Ye Tao really wanted the Howling Celestial Dog to divert its attention, so he immediately perked up, "These are all houses built by us humans." Ye Tao was a little proud. In terms of height, these buildings were no worse than the 33 Layered Heavens.
"Eh, so many beautiful bitches." The Howling Celestial Dog looked down at the city and suddenly let out an excited bark. It brought Ye Tao down with it.
Two seconds later, Ye Tao lay on the floor, dizzy. He felt like his heart was about to jump out of his chest. This was much more exciting than jumping off a building. Have you ever heard of anyone who could fall from a height of ten thousand meters in two seconds? This speed was comparable to a meteorite, but Ye Tao did not want to experience it a second time. "Luckily, the Howling Celestial Dog still knew that Ye Tao was a mortal, so it gave him a shield. Otherwise, Ye Tao would have been smashed into a meat patty.
He felt that it was necessary to have a good talk with the Howling Celestial Dog. If this went on, he wouldn't be able to successfully walk the dog. Instead, he would be walking himself.
"Howling Celestial Dog, I have a very serious question that I want to talk to you about." Ye Tao felt his stomach churn as he tried his best to calm down, lowering his head to speak.
After a while, he seemed to feel that something was wrong. He raised his head and looked around, but did not find any traces of the Howling Celestial Dog.
At this moment, he heard a scream from the distance. He looked over and saw a little Teddy lying on the butt of a mighty Alaska. It looked very weird, but Alaska was still obediently lying on the ground and letting him do what he wanted, only then did he notice that Alaska's body was trembling slightly.
A girl in yellow who was holding onto a leash looked at the scene in disbelief. She was the one who had screamed earlier, Alaska's owner. Why was Alaska so obedient today? She could tell that she was scared, but she didn't believe Alaska was afraid of a Teddy. What kind of international joke was this!
Howling Celestial Dog! Ye Tao clenched his teeth as he looked at the Howling Celestial Dog shamelessly doing the most primitive act. He had the urge to immediately stew it into a hotpot of dog meat.
He rushed over and picked up the Howling Celestial Dog. No matter how the Howling Celestial Dog struggled, he turned his head to smile apologetically at the girl, "Sorry, my Maltese has been locked at home for too long. I just let it out today, I'm really sorry."
"Ah!" "Nothing, nothing." The girl in yellow was still immersed in the scene.
Ye Tao knew that she had yet to react. If she didn't leave now, then when? He quickly grabbed the Howling Celestial Dog and disappeared into the crowd. When they were far away, he released the dog.
"Cough, cough, cough. You strangled this lord dog to death." After the Howling Celestial Dog was put down, it coughed for a while before speaking in a dissatisfied tone.
"You deserve strangling to death, are you still a godly dog? I've never seen such a shameless dog like you! " Ye Tao scolded loudly, as if he hated the fact that he had failed.
"What's wrong with me? To keep you in one place for five hundred years and not get close to a woman, you can try. " The Howling Celestial Dog was a bit indignant, "Just now, Lord Dog was in the middle of his excitement, but you suddenly charged over, almost scaring Lord Dog out of his wits."
When he found out that the Howling Celestial Dog was actually a Maltese, he had a faint premonition. It had to be known that the Maltese was a mudslide in the dog world, known as the sun, sun, earth, and air. Furthermore, this Maltese was also a famous Howling Celestial Dog.
He was starting to regret taking on such an unreliable part-time job. He had to see if the part-time software had the ability to complain, and he had to complain about the false information released by a dignified Erlang Shen. He had said that he would be walking his dog, but why did it feel like he was being walked by a dog now?
The problem in front of him right now was how to fool this day into passing. After thinking for a while, he said in a seductive tone, "Howling, as long as you agree to three laws with me, I'll take you to find a lot of beautiful bitches. How about it?"
Of course, he wasn't Uncle, nor was he a little loli who didn't know anything about the world.
The Howling Celestial Dog glanced at Ye Tao and lazily said, "Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking. Just say what you want to say."
Ye Tao was speechless. The Howling Celestial Dog was an old monster that had lived for who knows how many years. It was not so easily deceived. That's right, it was an old monster. Compared to him, Ye Tao was much more inexperienced. The Howling Celestial Dog could tell what he was scheming without even needing to use Mind Reading.
Since the Howling Celestial Dog saw through it, Ye Tao directly said, "First, you are not allowed to speak in front of mortals." If a Teddy suddenly spoke up, there would be a lot of people who would go crazy with fright.
The Howling Celestial Dog nodded its head. Even if Ye Tao hadn't mentioned it, he would have paid attention to it. After all, being treated like a monster wasn't a good experience. Hundreds of years ago, he was treated like a monster by humans.
"Second, you are not allowed to use magic in front of mortals."
"Got it." The Howling Celestial Dog replied weakly. He felt that Ye Tao was even more long-winded than Yang Jian.
"Third, follow my lead." Ye Tao slowly spoke. This was his true purpose and he did not want to cause any more trouble. Otherwise, with the Howling Celestial Dog's personality, he would face endless trouble today.
The Howling Celestial Dog stood up and looked at Ye Tao playfully, "This won't do, even that idiot Yang Jian wants to see my face, do you think you can order me around?"
"With just me!" Ye Tao refused to back down and insisted.
The Howling Celestial Dog stared at Ye Tao, its tiny body seemingly hiding an ancient beast. The pressure was like Mount Tai pressing on Ye Tao, and Ye Tao felt that he was like a lone boat in a storm. As long as the Howling Celestial Dog was willing, he could overturn the waves at any time.
Ye Tao was still holding on. Just when he felt that he was about to collapse, the huge pressure retreated like the tide. Ye Tao felt like he had just been fished out of a pond.
"You have some skill, but don't you dare order me to do something for you." The Howling Celestial Dog returned to its original appearance. Although it looked harmless, it was actually very cute.
Ye Tao didn't expect the Howling Celestial Dog to be so terrifying. He finally understood why the ferocious Alaska would be so obedient now. Indeed, as long as it was a Heaven Realm dog, no one would dare to provoke it, no matter if it was a human or a dog.
There were simply too many people on the street. Although the Howling Celestial Dog seemed to be in the mood, Ye Tao was afraid that the Howling Celestial Dog wouldn't be able to control itself once it saw the female. Right now, he understood why there were often people who would castrate their pet dog.
After strolling for a while, the Howling Celestial Dog was initially very curious about what was happening around it, but it soon lost interest. It kept saying that it wasn't as interesting as the Song Dynasty's Beijing.
Seeing that the Howling Celestial Dog wasn't interested in going any further, Ye Tao directly brought him back to school. Just as he returned to school, he met School Beauty Zhao. Zhao Wenxi's eyes lit up when he saw the Howling Celestial Dog in Ye Tao's arms.
"What a cute little Teddy." Zhao Wenxi's eyes narrowed into crescent moons, as if he really liked Howling Celestial Dog. Although Howling Celestial Dog had the appearance of an ordinary Maltese, he was originally a divine dog, so he looked very magical. Naturally, he made people like him, especially towards girls.
Ye Tao silently cursed in his heart. This Maltese was far from being cute. It should be called an old dog.
"Can I hug you?" Just as Ye Tao was about to refuse, he suddenly felt a sense of relief in his bosom. He discovered that the Howling Celestial Dog had actually jumped straight into Zhao Wenxi's embrace.
Zhao Wenxi chuckled nonstop. He held the Howling Celestial Dog for a long time, unwilling to let it go. Ye Tao hated it so much that his teeth itched. This Howling Celestial Dog was simply not afraid of meat.
What if he just loved the Jade Flower for the rest of his life? To think that I thought he was an infatuated divine dog, but now that I saw a beauty, I forgot about his green flower.
Wait, this beauty is my food. Seeing that Howling Celestial Dog using all his strength to rub against Zhao Wenxi's chest, Ye Tao's eyes reddened. I'm going to beat you to death, you goddamned Howling Celestial Dog.
Zhao Wenxi quickly protected the Howling Celestial Dog and asked, "What's wrong with you? Even if this Maltese is raised by you, you can't mistreat it."
"It's not mine." Ye Tao only wanted to drag the Howling Celestial Dog back, he definitely couldn't let this animal sully the goddess.
"A stray dog is so pitiful, but you can't hit it." Zhao Wenxi was overflowing with love, so he didn't notice that the Howling Celestial Dog was taking advantage of him.
However, Ye Tao had seen everything, but Zhao Wenxi protected the Howling Celestial Dog tightly, so he had no other choice. He couldn't just forcibly take it away, right? He could only patiently explain, "He's not a stray dog."
"Then tell me, who is its owner?"
"It's …" Ye Tao remembered that its owner was Erlang Shen, but she definitely wouldn't believe him if he told Zhao Wenxi about it. He actually didn't know what to say at that moment.
Zhao Wenxi looked tenderly at the Howling Celestial Dog, who was in his arms, as if he couldn't be fooled by Ye Zichen. Look at him, he's so pitiful. Why don't we go wash him and cut his fur? "