C14 Be my wife
Just be my wife
14. Be my wife
My mother, my god, they say that you don't f * cking hit people on the face, they say that you don't want to expose my weakness, they say that this is how she undoes my scars, exposes my glistening flesh, then ruthlessly sprinkles salt on my wounds. I still feel that it's not enough after sprinkling the salt, and I even take a bottle of honey and pour it directly over, then put a bunch of bees and ants on it to bite at it, it's really the most venomous of a woman's heart.
As a hoodlum, he had to at least give some face.
He really replied to that sentence, "If you come out, you have to pay it back." I like to slap your face when I hit you, now you can be considered to have received retribution. I was wrong, really wrong, I will definitely change it next time, and I will never slap your face again!
"Long Fei, you've been out for so long, you've grown a lot stronger. How come your brain didn't grow, and instead shrunk?" Auntie Li laughed as she spoke to me, her words carrying a sense of ridicule that could not be concealed.
I was in such a hurry because of you, Auntie Li, so I ignored the matter of IQ. Being laughed at like that, not only did you not comfort me, you even laughed at me.
The baby is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!
"Yo, what's wrong, my family's Long Fei isn't happy?" Auntie Li seemed to be able to read my thoughts, but he still smiled and said to me.
"There's a pretty sister nurse here, you're so angry. People think you're stingy. Although you're stingy, you still need to hide outside for a bit, even if it's just for show." The Auntie Li laughed and said, not forgetting to look at the nurse beside him.
I can see that in terms of face slapping, the nurse is just an amateur contestant. In terms of face slapping, Auntie Li is the professional contestant.
"Um, Auntie Li, don't you feel pain?" I rolled my eyes and said unhappily to Auntie Li.
"Aiya, if you didn't say it, I would have forgotten. I was too concentrated on laughing at you just now that I didn't feel any pain." Hearing my words, Auntie Li seemed to have realized something and said indifferently.
You think I can stop the pain? Then what kind of skill was I practicing? I seem to have found another way to get rich.
"Oh right, Auntie Li, do you still remember how you met with a car accident?" To prevent embarrassment, I quickly changed the topic. Furthermore, I really wanted to clarify this matter.
"Err … I remember that I went to the market to buy vegetables and had to cross the road when I returned home. I had obviously waited for the green light to turn before leaving, but a car still rushed towards me. I don't remember the rest. Sigh, I originally wanted to make you some Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs, but it seems like you won't be able to eat anymore these days. " Auntie Li slowly recalled her words.
This is why my relationship with Auntie Li is so good. I had already gotten into a car accident, yet you still want to make me sweet and sour pork, I don't know who in this world is so good to me other than my mother. I can say with certainty that the way Auntie Li treats me, is not inferior to the way any mother treats her own child.
So, no matter who it is, if they were to crash into Auntie Li, I will make you pay the price.
"Then Auntie Li, do you still remember the other party's license plate? "Or what kind of car is he driving?" I asked again.
"I don't remember the license plate, but I think they drove a black car." The Auntie Li slowly said.
"They? Isn't it just one person? " Hearing Auntie Li say this, I asked in confusion.
"No, about three or four people. I wasn't unconscious when I was knocked down. They even got out of the car and looked at me. I really can't remember what happened next." Oh right, Long Fei, don't make things difficult for him, he didn't intentionally hit me, maybe he was in a hurry because of some urgent matter, and didn't he send me to the hospital? "As long as you're fine." The Auntie Li said.
"But Auntie Li …"
"What's wrong? Is there anything else? "
"Oh, nothing, nothing."
I really couldn't bear to tell him that after the group of people bumped into him, they didn't send him to the hospital, but fled in the face of a disaster. Although the Auntie Li was around the same age as my mother, she had a very pure and innocent personality, and didn't have any ill intentions.
"Oh right, Auntie Li, are you hungry? Let me go get you something to eat." I suddenly thought that after such a long time, Auntie Li still hasn't eaten. Moreover, it's just some hard wounds and not a single injury to the internal organs.
"Don't tell me you're actually a little hungry? But, what can you do by cooking something for me?" Auntie Li looked at me with a questioning gaze.
What a joke, what would I do? Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, boiled duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine blossom, belly, meat drying, sausage, sakai, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed pig, duck steamed with rice. Although I don't know how to cook these, I can cook instant noodles …
Give the patient instant noodles. Would it be inappropriate …?
"About that, about that, although I don't know how to do it, I know how to buy it!" I said guiltily.
"Giving the patient food that's made outside, you sure are thick-skinned. However, as long as you buy it, auntie likes it." The Auntie Li laughed as she spoke, as if she was comforting me.
"Hehehe, Auntie, you sleep first, I'll go buy you some now." Hearing Auntie Li say this, I said happily.
After about half an hour, I walked into the room with half a ton of food.
"Auntie Li, get up and eat." I softly shouted to the Auntie Li.
"Ah?" Un, aiya! Long Fei, you brought all of their stores here? " Hearing me call him, Auntie Li was initially a little dazed, but after seeing the thing in my hand, he immediately became clear-headed. If it wasn't for the hanging bottle in his hand, I think Auntie Li would have immediately jumped up.
"Eh … I don't know what you like to eat, but I bought some of each one." Auntie Li treats me so well, but I don't know what he likes to eat, so I rubbed my nose and said awkwardly.
"Silly child, didn't auntie say that as long as you buy one, auntie would like to eat it?" Hearing my words, the Auntie Li said in gratification.
"Auntie, your hands aren't convenient, I'll feed them to you." "No," I said.
"En, alright. Auntie will also enjoy the feeling of being served." Auntie Li said as he sat up with a smile.
Just like this, I placed the spoonful of food into Auntie Li's mouth. I don't know why, but even after so long, we still didn't say anything, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.
"Auntie Li, what's wrong with you? Why aren't you talking? Is the food not to your liking? " I asked, to avoid embarrassment.
"No, auntie misses your little brother. If only he was half as sensible as you, how great would that be." Hearing me say that, the Auntie Li said.
Auntie Li's son and I grew up together. If I had been ignorant before, then Aunt's son could be said to have committed all sorts of evil deeds. Perhaps it's because of her personality, but our relationship was especially good.
"It's alright, Auntie. Xiao Chuan is still young now, but he's gradually becoming more sensible." I said to the Auntie Li with a smile.
Hearing me say that, Auntie Li didn't say anything else.
This kind of scene also made me feel touched. If the one who fed my mother right now was my mother, she would probably be especially touched and even shed tears. Because in her mind I must have been a bad boy all along, and one thing I particularly regret is not letting them see me being sensible for the rest of their lives.
But what could he do? All of this is life ah, I am destined to bear a crime of unfilial piety, and my parents, when I was by their side, did not have a good day to live. Now they can be considered to have gone to another world to enjoy themselves.
However, even if they wanted to avoid it, the culprit still had to die!
"Auntie Li, why don't you be my wife?" I blurted out.