C19 Odd-shaped combination

CHAPTER XIX. THE BROTHER AND MAMY

This reminded Chen Fei of a popular joke on the internet, describing how the current mummy and the old bawd used different words to introduce the service to the guests.

The old procuress introduced him as follows: "Uncle, Xiao Lan is eighteen years old and is well-versed in the art of zither, chess, calligraphy and painting. Come, Xiao Lan, play a tune for me. "

The modern mummy introduced: "Boss, Xiao Lan is only 18 years old, she has only been here for three months. Come, Xiao Lan, give the boss a slap! "

What was this? This was the disparity!

Chen Fei realized that his worries for Xiao Ru were unnecessary. To look at the talented ladies of the ancient times with the eyes of a young lady, was simply an insult to the latter. Although both were sold, the content of the sales varied greatly. One was pure physical labor while the other was a skilled worker. They were completely different from each other.

Whether it was Xiao Ru or the Kobai Clan, they would definitely not go to the hairdresser's bathroom.

Perhaps, the performing arts industry was the best place for the Kobolds to perform.

It has to be said, the crowd's herd mentality is strong, China is short of everything, but not short of the onlookers who do not know the truth. A lot of people gathered in front of the Sun Erniang's bun house, watching the show, had really attracted quite a lot of attention, and even more people had swarmed over.

Of course, Xiao Ru was not the only protagonist in the bun house.

When the first bun was accidentally bitten off by someone and an indescribable special fragrance started to spread between his teeth, the real show began.

"Eh, what kind of steamed bun is this? It tastes so good!"

"This is too delicious, it's even better than an authentic dog ignoring a cat!"

"No wonder it's so expensive. It's worth it!"

"Boss, give me two more cages of Pork and Mushrooms, pack them!"

Business was so good that it exceeded one's imagination. Xiao Lan continuously shuttled back and forth between the tables, bringing over buns and porridge. Chen Fei was holding a calculator, busy calculating and collecting money.

From eight in the morning until 10: 30 in the morning, when the last steamed bun was eaten by the customers, the entire store was still filled with noise. Some of them were listening to Xiao Ru singing, others playing the flute, while others were waiting for the steamed bun.

"I'm sorry everyone. There are no more buns. I'd like to come over for lunch!" Chen Fei smiled awkwardly. "It's the first day of business. Thank you for your support!"

"Brother Fei, Ru'er is tired. Go back and rest for a bit.

Xiao Ru had been blessed enough to split up the crowd and float away while wearing the ancient imitating outfit.

Without the beauty dressed in ancient clothing and the bun, the crowd reluctantly left.

It was only at this moment that the four finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on their chairs.

"Lady Boss, our business is great! We're rich!" Xiao Lan rubbed her sore arms, her face was filled with a happy smile: "If Uncle Tang saw this, wouldn't she be jealous to death?"

"It's all thanks to Little Red. She is the best in the world as a bun, so it's impossible for her to do business even if she wants to!" Sun Xiaomei was also overjoyed.

"Lady Boss, please don't praise me. I will feel embarrassed!" Little Red shyly lowered her head: "Actually, if not for boss's encouragement, how would I have cooked buns? I wouldn't even be able to cook rice well!"

Chen Fei laughed heartily. "Don't be modest, everyone has their merits. Also, Xiao Ru, if she hadn't thought of her unique skill of disguising as an ancient beauty, I'm afraid she wouldn't even be able to sell a single bun today! "

The three girls nodded their heads. Although they still could not understand why Xiao Ru's personality had changed so much, they finally accepted her weird behavior.

"I'm so tired. Today, I finally got over counting money and got a cramp in my hand. Even though most of them are just small amounts of money, it's really fun! " Chen Fei stretched his back and prepared to lie down on the bar to sleep for a while.

Who knew that just as Chen Fei laid down, he felt a sharp pain in his ear.

Sun Xiaomei shouted, "You still have the mind to sleep? The vegetables and meat are gone, why aren't you rushing to purchase them?

"Sis, be gentler. Can't I go now?" Chen Fei covered his ears and fled in panic.

Very quickly, all the materials were procured and the four of them were once again in a frenzy.

But before the first steamed bun out of the cage, seven or eight people suddenly rushed in.

"This is the bun house." The leader of the group had actually eaten in the morning. As soon as he came in, he introduced loudly, "The steamed bun in his house smells so good that you can't even imagine how delicious it is. What's more, they even invited a master of acting arts to dress up as a classical beauty for a live performance. Did you see that? Not mentioning how pretty that girl is, her every move looks like a classical beauty from the legends. She definitely went through professional training. "

Chen Fei was secretly pleased in his heart: "Now there's a guest who can return, and even bestowed the title of Master of Conduct to Xiao Ru."

At this time, Xiao Ru also leisurely walked over.

This time, Xiao Ru's outfit changed once again. It changed into a pink dress and she looked like a young miss of the ancient Qian Jin.

Xiao Ru greeted him as usual, "Brother Fei, Ru'er is here to report."

Chen Fei asked: "Xiao Ru, why did you change your clothes again?"

Xiao Ru said: "The outside of the inn is covered in dust, and the interior is filled with smoke and fire. I was afraid that my white clothes would be stained with dirt, and Shadow Tower would compensate me, so I changed into a set of dirty clothes."

Sun Xiaomei walked over and asked: "Xiao Ru, how much is the rent for the clothes?"

Xiao Ru then praised Sun Xiaomei with her blessings, "Not much, just a set of one hundred yuan per day."

"Hoodlum, give me two hundred. No, give me three hundred." Sun Xiaomei pushed the three old heads into Sun Xiaomei's hands: "You are serving the store, so the rent for the clothing should be paid by the store. I don't know how much your Bamboo Xiao is worth. Sister, sister is frank and outspoken. I rushed a bit yesterday, don't hate sister! "

"Lady Boss, if you say it like that, you're going to kill me!" Xiao Ru refused again and again.

"Marvelous, such an exciting performance!" The first customer who came in applauded, "Lady Boss, this beautiful lady, you are much better than those pretending to be masters when it comes to acting!"

Xiao Ru said with a straight face: "Sir's words are wrong, I am a duckweed by the Great Ming Qin River, how can I perform?"

"Right, right, right! You came here from the Ming Dynasty!" The customer was convinced. He sat down and said to his friend, "Did you see that? What do you mean by dedicated work? This is called dedicated work." "You guys, if you have half the professionalism of this beauty, wouldn't our company's performance double?"

Everyone nodded in agreement, as they looked at Xiao Ru in a different light. At the same time, the name of the Sun Erniang's bun house was deeply engraved in their hearts.