C553 Bold raiders

I'm not Cheng Long, I don't know martial arts. In times of danger, I show only a little instinct for survival.

Don't look at how I usually wet my pants, boasting about my exceptional kung fu skills in front of outsiders, that's all bullshit.

How many men aren't bragging? You call yourself a man if you aren't bragging?

My dad knew how to order a three-legged cat