C38 Benefactor give me a piece of meat
The layout of the Restaurant was very simple. As it was not very big, there were only three tables, a curtain slightly swaying, and behind the curtain was probably the kitchen. Other than that, there was only a portrait of the God of Fortune on the wall, which looked quite happy.
But what Wan Lixing cared about the most was a person sitting on a table.
This person wore a worn-out monastic robe and had a slightly plump body. His back gave off an indescribably wretched aura. On his shiny head, one could even clearly see the reflection of the roof. In front of the monk was a bowl of beef noodles. The five to six pieces of beef on the bowl made him salivate.
Opposite the monk stood an aggressive middle-aged man. His body was covered with stains, his head was fat, his ears were big, and his face was covered in oil. He had an apron around his waist, making him look like a chef.
"Old monk!" You want to go back on your word?! " The chef did not look at Wan Lixing and the other two, but pointed at the calm monk in front of them, and asked angrily.
"Not only not, this Penniless Priest … Oligarch... "Damn it, wait a moment …" The monk shook his head and continued to talk for a long time before finally patting the table in annoyance.
"I remember!" Old Monk! Old Monk is here to change fate! " After knocking the table, the monk immediately remembered what she should say and smiled happily.
On the opposite side, the chef's mouth twitched. He stepped on the chair and snatched the beef noodles away and said, "I believe in your wickedness! You didn't say that you wanted to change your fate! "
Wan Lixing stood at the back and could not see the monk's face, but he could clearly hear his own drooling voice.
"Boss, give me three bowls of rice and a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes." Wan Lixing curled his lips. He reckoned that this monk was another scammer, cheating all over the place in the name of fate.
Hearing that, the boss's expression immediately changed and he laughed, "You're here! Wait a moment, I'll make it for you right away! "
Wan Lixing nodded and sat down, while Sima Xiangru and Wan Hur sat opposite of him. They stared at Wan Lixing with expressions full of hidden bitterness, and the emotions contained within it could be understood without words.
"Wan Lixing, you look like a tomato now …" Wan Hur said.
"Can I have some garlic?" Tomato and eggs every day, I want to try something different... " Sima Xiangru laid on the table powerlessly. Right now, when he heard about the tomato scrambled eggs, he felt sick.
Wan Lixing automatically ignored the two's words, and laughed: "Can you pay less with less eggs …"
When the chef heard this, he staggered and almost spilled the noodles in his hand.
"Motherf * cker, as a human, one shouldn't be too Wan Lixing!"
"Hehe!" I'll fight it out with you today! "
Seeing the two in front of him baring his fangs and brandishing his claws, Wan Lixing coughed and said: "I was joking, I was joking."
The mouth of the chef twitched as he looked at Wan Lixing, and sighed as he walked into the kitchen, pondering if it was time to close the door, just look at what kind of people were here.
Just as the chef entered the kitchen, the monk stood up and walked towards Wan Lixing and the other two.
Seeing that, Wan Lixing saw the monk's face.
He was over 30 years old and his plump face was filled with smiles. His small eyes were squinting as if he had been gently drawn with the thinnest pencil. No matter how one looked at him, he looked like a respected monk.
However, this person's monastic robe looked quite similar. It had to be known that this monastic robe wasn't something that any monk could wear.
"Three benefactors, this humble Taoist …" Shuai family... Pooh! Pooh! Old Monk had seen three officials before. "This one greets you …" The monk shook her head, but the words that came out of her mouth were a bit muddled, and she did not know what to say.
Wan Hur coldly said, "Hur Hur."
Sima Xiangru immediately rolled his eyes, what kind of nonsense was this?
Wan Lixing was curious about the identity of the monk, and laughed: "Master, where did you come from and where did you go?"
The monk laughed, "Ruan Ri... Old Monk never comes out, never goes out. "
"..." I wonder what I should call you, Master? " The corner of Wan Lixing's mouth twitched. To use high-end words to evaluate the monk's answer just now would mean that he had a very strong philosophical meaning, making him feel thoughtful and enticing. He was a person with great intelligence.
"Rinse..." Old Monk is innately nameless, and this name is only a codename after all. The monk said mysteriously.
"Then which temple did you come from when you were alive?"
"In the end, it's still the past. The people that cultivate should focus on peace and quiet, and the things from my previous life should be able to allow him to enter the cycle of reincarnation."
Wan Lixing took a deep breath, and before he could say a word, the opposing pair of old and young fired their cannons without hesitation.
"F * cking hell, why don't you look like someone who has always been at home, a monk from the palace?" Sima Xiangru stared at the monk from top to bottom, and said impatiently.
"I'm just asking where you live and where you're going. Tell me quickly, how many cows are there?" Wan Hur said unhappily as he was annoyed by the monk's chattering.
Seeing that, the monk smiled, and without replying to the two of them, he sat down beside Wan Lixing.
"What the f * ck are you doing sitting here?" asked. After meeting Sima Xiangru, he felt that he would not meet someone as shameless as them again, but now, he realised that the Three Realms was big, with forests of all kinds.
Wan Hur also pouted, pointed at the monk and said, "Don't steal my tomato later!"
After Sima Xiangru heard this, he also quickly said: "You are not allowed to steal my eggs!"
The corner of Wan Lixing's mouth twitched as he looked at the two fools in front of him.
Hearing this, Sima Xiangru and Wan Hee both looked at Wan Lixing at the same time.
Wan Lixing pointed at the monk and said, "Don't steal my rice later … That's not right! Get up! What is the meaning of you sitting here! "
"It's neither. I came here because I felt that I was fated with all of you, so I wanted to share some delicacies here. I don't think it's good luck for all of you to get together …" The monk's smile became even more brilliant.
Just as Wan Lixing was about to speak, the chef brought out a plate of tomato scrambled eggs and three bowls of rice from behind.
After glancing at the monk in surprise, the chef asked, "A total of 30, which one is going to pay?"
The monk chuckled as he looked at Wan Lixing, as if he wanted to see who among the three of them was the rich one.
However, the monk never expected that these three people would eat as if their lives were on the line. As they crazily ate, they pointed at themselves.
Looking at the three fingers, the monk was stunned. His mouth moved as if he had just said something scolding …
The chef was stunned as he did not understand what he meant.
"The master is our good friend, so he decided to treat us to a meal." Sima Xiangru heroically snatched a piece of egg away from Wan Hur's chopsticks.
"That's right. Grandmasters are highly respected. They feel that we are fated to meet them, so they want to invite us." Wan Lixing followed with the explanation, with no hesitation at all, he used his chopsticks and took 10% of the dish, while he became the victim again.
"Do you know how respectful you are to your elders!" Wan heh heh, there was nowhere for him to vent his anger, he could only glare at the monk, then started to place his chopsticks into Wan Lixing's and Sima Xiangru's bowls, giving off a bit of the aura of a tyrant.
Hearing the conversation of the three, the monk almost vomited a mouthful of blood.
"Shuai family... Old Monk has been travelling in the Underworld for so many years … I have never seen such a shameless person like you! " The monk was so furious that his entire body was trembling.
"Isn't that my way of doing things... Could this group of people be fellow colleagues? " As he said this, the monk was also puzzled. To think that he would run into someone even more shameless than himself. This was the first time a young lady had ever married a monk.
When the chef heard this, he looked at the monk doubtfully. "Master, is it a transfer or cash transfer?"
"Um, let's see if there's anything else these three fated people want to eat." The monk had an idea and laughed.
"Aren't you guys thick-skinned? I'll order two more dishes for you guys and then take the chance to slip away." The monk thought proudly to himself as he narrowed his eyes.
Just as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of a chair shaking.
The monk looked back and saw the three bastards cupping their hands at him.
"Thank you, master!" I'm full! See you later! "Farewell!"
Wan Lixing and Sima Xiangru said with a face full of gratitude. Even if it was Wan Heyou, he still cupped his hands in greeting towards the two scumbags beside him and said loudly.
With that, without waiting for the monk to react, Wan Lixing ran out of the Restaurant with Sima Xiangru and Wan Hao, towards the convertible parked by the side of the road.
Many years later, when the monk thought of this matter once again, he could still remember the three figures slowly disappearing from his sight through his tears. He could still remember his pained mood back then …
"Master, should I transfer the money?" The chef asked with a smile as he stepped on the chair and completely blocked off the monk's path of retreat.
"Hidden daggers in smiles, hidden daggers in smiles …" Shuai family... Could Old Monk raise a small request … " The monk said sorrowfully.
"Go ahead." The chef had decided today that the monk must not run away, or else he could close the door.
The monk nodded and smiled, "Can you..." "Give me another piece of meat from home …"
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They continued to drive towards the Wangchuan River, and the scenery around them became more and more desolate.
"Was that monk really a swindler?" Wan Hur asked.
Wan Lixing nodded his head, and laughed: "Look at him, I can tell that he is fat but big ears. The most important thing is that he had ordered a bowl of beef noodles at the beginning, and as an outsider, he was actually eating meat!"
"Didn't the Kaiju also eat meat?" Wan Hur said.
"Then have you ever seen Kaiju wear cassocks? Who knows which part of the Kaiju is doing good right now. How could it be possible for him to trick us." Wan Lixing said.
Hearing that, Sima Xiangru's eyes turned, and he laughed: "Speaking of Kaiju, you might be able to meet him in the future."