C4 Great sage's hitchhiking
"How do you know I'm from the Lord Cui?" Lord Cui covered his mouth with his hands. In the next moment, his front teeth miraculously appeared once more.
Wan Lixing looked at it in a daze, he could not help but be astonished, and said: "Blowing the Mansion, I give full marks for your showing off, you just need to pick up a card, and use a loudspeaker to shout that you are Lord Cui."
"Raising the board? With the loudspeaker? You mean the one in the mortal world who has a lot of sister-in-law and runs away from time to time like the Yellow Crane? " Lord Cui said seriously.
Hearing that, Wan Lixing laughed out loud: "Right, right, if you can do that, then that's what you call truly strong."
"How could I possibly do such a thing? It's too indecent." Lord Cui's face was solemn, he did not seem like he was joking at all.
Wan Lixing curled his lips, took out a mirror and handed it over to Lord Cui, and said: "Take good care of your big face."
Lord Cui took the mirror, and when he saw the five big words on his forehead, he was startled.
"Sun Wukong!" Lord Cui growled. He would not recognize the handwriting wrong.
When Wan Lixing heard this, he was also startled, but immediately laughed out loud. These five words were actually written by the Great Sage Qi Tian.
"What are you laughing for!" Lord Cui took out a red cloth from his body, lightly wiped his forehead, and the five words disappeared without a trace.
Wan Lixing did not answer Lord Cui's question. Instead, he stared straight at the cloth in Lord Cui's hands and asked: "Give me this cloth."
"Ah?" You want this? " Lord Cui looked at Wan Lixing. Since this brat knew that he was from Lord Cui, he should know that this was an assessment test … Not only did he dare to kick the examiner's ass, he even dared to ask the examiner for something? This kid is completely different from the others.
Wan Lixing nodded seriously, and said: "I will go back and use this thing to wipe the floor."
Seeing Wan Lixing's serious expression, Lord Cui opened his mouth, but no one knew what to say.
"This is a section of the Primordial Heavenly Silk …" When Nezha was fighting with Sun Wukong, he was pulled down by Sun Wukong, and I won the bet, but you actually used him to wipe the floor? " The Lord Cui carefully kept the treasures and sat a little further away from Wan Lixing. He felt that Wan Lixing had the potential to be a scoundrel and wanted to keep his distance from this kind of person.
Hearing this, Wan Lixing's eyes lit up. A section of the Sky Miasma Ribbon?
Seeing Wan Lixing's gaze, Lord Cui trembled all over, as if a beauty had met a scoundrel.
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After exhaling, Wan Lixing continued to drive but he knew that he was probably done for. It seemed that the number one taxi in the Three Realms would have to be delayed for a while.
But now, Wan Lixing had strangely relaxed. It was just a few years of hard work, not going to hell.
"We'll drive back in another five minutes." Lord Cui took out a piece of paper and a pen, who knew what he was doing.
"Writing my score …" Wan Lixing couldn't help but scan the surroundings from the corner of his eyes as his attention was somewhat distracted.
"Bam!"
"AHH!"
In the blink of an eye, Wan Lixing felt that the carriage had hit something, and following that, a miserable scream made Wan Lixing understand what happened.
He bumped into someone!
Wan Lixing's mind was momentarily blank, but in the next moment, he immediately turned off the engine and got off the car.
But Lord Cui sat there without moving, his expression not changing in the slightest.
Wan Lixing's current position was a little off to the side, the surroundings were a little desolate, there weren't even a single passerby, which was why Wan Lixing was so careless.
Walking to the front of the car and looking at the scene in front of him, Wan Lixing's entire body started to tremble. He was a skinny little girl around six years old and he wore a set of tattered, short-sleeved clothes in the middle of a pool of blood.
Wan Lixing took a deep breath, squatted down and placed his hand under the little girl's nose.
"AHH!" Wan Lixing's entire body collapsed. With a scream, the little girl lost his breath.
"Wan Lixing... Calm down... "Calm down …" Wan Lixing took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.
"I'm not human right now, I'm a driver in the Three Realms... Right … In the Three Realms, this little girl will also come to the Underworld, right … " Wan Lixing muttered.
"People under the age of 10 will be completely scared out of their wits after death and will not appear in the Underworld because there is no job for them." Seemingly hearing Wan Lixing's words, Lord Cui's ice-cold voice sounded out.
Hearing this, the pain on Wan Lixing's face became even more obvious, he bit his lips tightly, and fresh blood slowly flowed out.
In the next moment, Wan Lixing's eyes flashed with determination, he slowly stood up and walked towards the taxi.
"He left just like that …" Lord Cui thought to himself as a look of disappointment flashed across his face. He picked up the pen and prepared to write down the results on his school report.
"Do you have any treasures that can hold people?" Just at this time, Wan Lixing sat in his seat and asked.
"Hmm? Pretending to be human? " Lord Cui's hand that was holding the brush paused for a moment, and he asked puzzledly.
"Mm …" "I want to save this little girl's body. I want to save her …" Wan Lixing said firmly.
Lord Cui stared blankly for a bit before replying, "No, and I've already said it before. The little girl's soul should have already dispersed and scattered. How could you possibly revive her?!"
"You are a judge of the Underworld! There must be a way! " Wan Lixing turned his head, and stared at Lord Cui as he spoke.
Hearing that, the Lord Cui seemed to be surprised by Wan Lixing's display of power, and said: "There is indeed a way."
With that, Lord Cui took out a golden paper and handed it over to Wan Lixing.
"Maintenance contract." Wan Lixing focused on reading the contents of the contract.
"That's right. You signed this contract, which means that you are willing to raise this little girl in the Underworld. This little girl will appear in the Underworld, but from today on, she will always follow you, so you …" Before Lord Cui even finished speaking, Wan Lixing took the pen in his hand and wrote his name down without hesitation.
The moment Wan Lixing finished writing his name, the golden maintenance contract turned into specks of golden light and disappeared into the air.
Seeing that, Lord Cui smiled, and said: "Right now, that girl's soul has been preserved, but you still need to bring the little girl's body to Heaven Realm, and ask Old Lord Taishang for a Soul Suppressing Pill, and fuse with the little girl's body. Only then can the little girl revive later."
Hearing that, Wan Lixing nodded his head, then took off his jacket, and got out of the car to carry the little girl inside.
"Wait. You know what the taxi driver of the Three Realms can't do, right?" Lord Cui said in a serious tone, his tone carrying the dignity of a chief judge.
Wan Lixing glanced at the Lord Cui and said, "I know, you can't bring people from the mortal realm to the Heaven Realm or the Underworld, not even if it's a corpse.
"Then why did you …" The Lord Cui said.
"Even though I am dead, my heart is not dead yet, and people have to be responsible for what they have done. If I choose to run away without conscience because I am afraid of something, I won't feel comfortable living in the future. Rather than living an uncomfortable life, I might as well take a stroll in hell. Furthermore, no matter how many years I have in hell, I will definitely become the number one taxi driver of the Three Realms! " After Wan Lixing finished, he carried the little girl.
"Number one of the Three Realms …" The Lord Cui repeated Wan Lixing's words, a smile flashing past his eyes, he picked up the pen and wrote a few words on Wan Lixing's school report.
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Wan Lixing looked at the little girl lying in the back row and frowned, the Lord Cui disappeared when Wan Lixing carried the little girl into the carriage.
"It looks like deities really do have some ability …" Wan Lixing muttered to himself as he drove his taxi towards the Heaven Realm.
Not long after Wan Lixing left, beside the road where Wan Lixing was in a car accident, Lord Cui was lying in the bushes, his face full of evil smiles.
"That kid should have been tricked by me …" "How about my dignity as the head judge …" Lord Cui slowly crawled back up. Looking at the desolation around him, he sighed.
Where can we find a taxi from the Three Realms here …
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Wan Lixing drove the car to a crossroads, and looked at the signboard at the intersection.
"These names are really direct." Wan Lixing muttered to himself. He was currently feeling very calm, he had no plans on going to Heaven Realm to look for the Old Lord Taishang, he even understood that this trip to Heaven Realm would most likely be very difficult. Soul Suppressing Pill, how could something that seemed to be filled with a strong and noble aura be so easily obtainable?
But even though it was very difficult, Wan Lixing still had to try.
"Sorry, little girl …" I'll do my best. " Wan Lixing turned his head to look at the little girl. If she did not obtain the Soul Suppressing Pill, the little girl would no longer have the chance to be reborn …
The taxi disappeared as they slowly drove towards Tongtian Road …
Wan Lixing held onto the steering wheel, looking at the white clouds on both sides of the road, but he was no longer in the mood to look at the scenery.
Carefully driving, Wan Lixing drove very slowly, even to the point where the cars at the back all honked their horns, but Wan Lixing did not increase his speed.
"What are you arguing about!" Wan Lixing opened the car window, turned around and roared angrily, and even pressed his horn.
The person behind him was stunned. What was this all about? Why did you honk at the front!?
"Driving so slow!" Newbie! "
"At this level, why are you still renting rent from the Three Realms!?" Go back and drink your milk! "
Hearing the unsatisfied shouts from behind him, Wan Lixing's horn pressed even harder.
In the middle of the runway, the sound of a horn could be heard. However, the horn of a taxi that was running at the very front sounded the loudest.
High up in the sky, a black passenger plane just happened to pass by.
"Hmm? "What's that sound down there?" A monkey wearing golden armor and a fiery red cloak that exuded a valiant aura asked as he shook his golden fur.
"It seems to be a horn. Maybe it's a traffic jam. Monkey Sun, don't change the topic. A cloaked man sitting beside the Great Sage Qi Tian hoarsely said. His entire body was enveloped in darkness.
"Ahem, then go talk to my lawyer." Great Sage Qi Tian said indifferently as his leg rested on the armrest of his chair.
cloaked man, who was at the side, trembled in anger when he heard this. He said: "I told you not to watch those TV dramas all day, I don't know where you learned these words. Do you have a lawyer, yet you want me to find one!? With your character of causing trouble every day, who would dare to be your lawyer! "
When the Great Sage Qi Tian heard this, his expression did not change, but his heart remained calm as he replied, "There will be."
With that, the Great Sage took out the Jingu Bang from his ear and prepared to dig out the ear.
"AHH!" "Don't take it out!" cloaked man exclaimed. In the next moment, the entire plane seemed to have lost control and it fell down.
"Sun Wukong! Have you forgotten that your thing weighs a hundred and eighty thousand kilograms! " cloaked man roared. The Great Sage also quickly retracted the Jingu Bang, but he was still unable to change the plane's falling momentum.
"Go to my lawyer later!" Seeing that, the Great Sage Qi Tian kicked open the door and jumped down.
Wan Lixing pressed his horn leisurely, and only after seeing that he was about to reach the blue colored platform did he let go.
"Argh!"
The taxi was bounced up like a missile, but Wan Lixing's expression did not change at all. No matter how exciting something was, after ten times, it would become dull.
Except for the thrill of winning the lottery, of course.
Slowly, they arrived at the Heaven Realm. Wan Lixing stayed there for a while, then prepared to head straight to the Heaven Realm Medicine Bureau.
"Oh, thank you for giving me a ride!" Just then, someone knocked on the window, and a clear voice entered Wan Lixing's ears.
Wan Lixing lifted his head and looked. A valiant looking figure slowly walked far away. The red cloak danced in the wind, and in Wan Lixing's eyes, it looked like a ball of flame.
"Psycho." Wan Lixing slowly spat out three words.
Inadvertently lifting his head to look, Wan Lixing was completely stunned, a large piece of the top of the carriage had unknowingly collapsed downwards.
"F * ck, who is that!?" "Come back here for laozi!" Only then did Wan Lixing realize what had happened. He rolled down the window and roared angrily at the red cape in the distance.
The heroic figure was startled, she turned her head and looked at Wan Lixing with surprise.
Upon clearly seeing the face of the figure, Wan Lixing was also stunned.
The air seemed to have stopped flowing as well. The fragrance that filled the air drifted into the noses of the man and the monkey, intoxicating them all. Their fated encounters made all of them look so beautiful. Finally, when time began to flow again … The man's mouth opened...
"Pay up!" Don't even think about leaving until you lose money today! Damn it! Come with me to the Heavenly Court's Transport Bureau! " Wan Lixing shouted with a red face and a thick neck.
Seeing that, Great Sage Qi Tian was even more confused. If he was not seeing things wrong, was taxi driver in front of him shouting at him? Since when did the driver become so domineering …
For a moment, the Great Sage Qi Tian walked towards Wan Lixing's taxi as if he had found a ghost.
"Are you talking to me?" Great Sage Qi Tian took off two monkey hair, turning into a pair of sunglasses and a cigarette. He put on the sunglasses and smoked a cigarette, looking like a gangster in Hong Kong.
"Monkey Sun! What do you think we should do? " Wan Lixing glared at Great Sage Qi Tian, unhesitatingly picked up the piece of scrap paper and rolled it into a ball of smoke before stuffing it into his mouth.
Wan Lixing naturally recognized that this was the Great Sage Qi Tian. It was a joke, how could Wan Lixing recognize this kind of arrogant aura, which was so cool that even a five kilometer distance away between them could still smell the scent of beasts.
But! This wouldn't be able to improve Wan Lixing's tear-stricken state of mind. What kind of disaster was this, what kind of disaster was this! This was called a sudden disaster! The cost of repairing the chariot was equivalent to Wan Lixing's salary of three months! Great Sage Qi Tian's ride was rather convenient! But it was very possible that Wan Lixing was wandering outside because of this!
Therefore, Wan Lixing was determined to tangle with Great Sage Qi Tian, no matter what, he had to take down the compensation.
Even if Monkey Sun were to smash him to death, Wan Lixing would accept it!
Although the time he stayed in the Underworld wasn't long, it was enough to completely obliterate the spirit that Wan Lixing treated money as dirt.
"You called me Monkey Sun?!" Great Sage Qi Tian's pair of Fiery Eyes of Truth was staring at him like a light bulb. Wan Lixing could even see sparks flickering inside.
Wan Lixing took out a piece of scrap paper from his mouth and placed it near Great Sage Qi Tian's eyes.
"Sssii!"
Wan Lixing satisfyingly took back the burned paper roll and put it back into his mouth.
When the Great Sage Qi Tian saw this, he was even more shocked. When did such a person appear in the Three Realms? Was he not afraid of the heavens or the earth?
"Hahahaha!" You are interesting, my Old Sun likes it! " Great Sage Qi Tian was stunned for a long time before he suddenly laughed.
With that smile, the traffic lights in the Heavenly Court were in a mess for a moment, and Wan Lixing could hear the sound of cars colliding non-stop.
Wan Lixing only lamented in his heart for a moment, then once again recovered the state of an angry Great Sage Qi Tian.
Seeing that, the Great Sage Qi Tian slowly stopped smiling, coughed dryly, and said: "My Old Sun really does not have money."
"Then let's go to the Heavenly Court's Transport Bureau." Wan Lixing said as he stared at Great Sage Qi Tian without blinking. What a joke, this monkey was really lucky to be able to keep up with him, even though Grandma Meng told him that Sun Wukong needed transportation too, but what if, what if Sun Wukong really turned things around with him? Wan Lixing didn't even have a place to cry.
When the Great Sage Qi Tian heard this, he rubbed his head and said, "Don't go to the Heavenly Court's Transport Bureau either."
Wan Lixing immediately became alert after hearing what he said. This famous Great Sage Qi Tian in front of her, could he really do something shameless?
"Cough cough, about that, two days ago, my Old Sun saw a white Dragon Horse sedan, and suddenly missed the little white dragon in the East Sea." Cough cough, about that, my Old Sun saw a white Dragon, suddenly remembered the little white dragon in the East Sea, and suddenly thought of the white dragon in the East Sea. Great Sage Qi Tian said calmly, as if he was talking about a trivial matter.
"Eh? Why must you kneel to my Old Sun? " Great Sage Qi Tian was shocked when he suddenly heard a "Putong".
"Great Sage!" Take my knees! " Wan Lixing shouted loudly in his heart …
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"Then tell me what to do." asked helplessly, in terms of ability, he definitely could not compare to Sun Wukong. In terms of connections, the people that Sun Wukong offended, could probably fill the entire Heavenly Court's plaza with people …
Therefore, Wan Lixing had to thank the heavens for being able to communicate with him.
Just as Great Sage Qi Tian was about to say something, his nose suddenly twitched, as if he smelled something extraordinary.
"Why does this place smell like a human?" The Great Sage Qi Tian's Fiery Eyes of Truth appeared once again. He also learned to place the cigarette formed from the monkey hair in his mouth next to his eyes.
"Sizzle."
Immediately, the scent of cigarettes pervaded the air, and the Great Sage Qi Tian shook his head in satisfaction, looking towards Wan Lixing's car while shaking his head.
"What are you doing!" Wan Lixing immediately blocked the Great Sage Qi Tian's line of sight vigilantly. Even if he trusted Sun Wukong's luck, bringing a girl into the Heavenly Court... The fewer people who know, the better.
"You can't stop my Old Sun." Great Sage Qi Tian smiled, and said with slight disdain.
Wan Lixing was startled, then laughed bitterly. What couldn't Sun Wukong see through with his Fiery Eyes of Truth? His flesh and blood was probably no different from air in the eyes of others.
Just as Wan Lixing was laughing at himself, the sound of glass shattering came from behind him.
"Hmm? Where did the accident happen again? " Wan Lixing looked behind him in bewilderment. When he saw what happened, he was petrified.
Great Sage Qi Tian used his hand to smash the glass in the rear window. A monkey head stuck its head in and curiously looked at the girl behind him.
"What the f * ck!" What happened to the Fiery Eyes of Truth! "Why did you still use such a violent method in the end?!"
"Why?!"
"The heck!" This father's car repair fee! Monkey Sun, you don't have any money, but you still dare to be so brazen! Tathagata! Where is Tathagata!? "
"So what you're saying is that glass can't stop your fist!"
Wan Lixing's heart was racing with joy. If he could rush out of his body, he could probably immediately trample the Great Sage Qi Tian under his feet and back and forth a few steps.