C15 Exquisite Dampness
"Sure, sure!"
I hastily nodded my head.
"Hehe!"
Han Bing squinted his eyes and gave a fake smile. Then, that high decibel voice suddenly sounded, "In your dreams!"
F * ck!
It gave me a fright.
Han Bing ran back to her room angrily. Ten minutes later, she walked out of her bedroom fully dressed.
"What are you doing?"
"None of your business!"
Han Bing glared at me, then left the house without looking back.
When I saw that she had really left, I was overjoyed. I took off my shoes and laid down on the sofa. I crossed my legs and started watching TV.
In the afternoon, Han Bing came back. She also brought a person, a very handsome man.
Damn it!
She actually went to find a pretty boy.
It's one thing for you to be playing outside, but you actually brought me here. This is a humiliation to me!
Han Bing Si didn't care about my angry look at all, and pointed at the man she brought along, "This is the teacher I invited you over at a high price. He'll teach you how to make a qualified pretty boy face, you have to study hard, he's a very famous pretty boy. I can be at ease with him teaching you."
I was stunned!
Initially, I thought that what she said this morning was just for fun. To think that this eccentric wife of hers would actually make such a joke out of me. She actually found me an experienced 'Old Wet'.
"Old Wet." I shouted obediently.
"If you want to be a pretty boy, you can look for me. As long as you study hard, I'll protect you. You'll earn a lot of money."
When he mentions money, my heart immediately moves. Could it be that this is a very promising career?
I hastily asked, "About that, how much can we earn?"
"This depends on your standards. Some people can't earn much money in a year."
I felt that my appearance wasn't any worse than his, so I asked, "How much can you earn?"
Old Wet smiled proudly, "When it's not much, you can get a million a year. When it's more, you can get a few million."
I was surprised.
"I can earn that much!"
"Of course, if you meet a rich and wealthy lady, getting a million and eight hundred thousand yuan a month is not a dream."
F * ck!
I wanted to cry: Old Wet, why didn't I meet you earlier? If I met you earlier, I wouldn't have to suffer like this here. I might as well be a pretty boy here, at least a pretty boy who doesn't have to do household chores.
Old Wai was very satisfied with my attitude. He smiled and said, "First, I will teach you temperament."
"Attitude?"
Old wet is old wet, temperament this kind of thing, can be taught?
"We're not ducks, we don't always accompany everyone. The people we interact with are all rich ladies or strong women who live in the upper class."
"They have a high taste for life, and if a man looks vulgar, they will be disgusted; on the contrary, if you are a gentleman, they will be attracted to you, so the first impression is the most important.
Old Wet's words opened my eyes. They were too good to me, so I continued to listen to him.
"Secondly, naturally, it's a method of flirting with girls."
"You have to learn to guess their thoughts. Some like violence, some like gentleness, and some like pure mental comfort. If you can't guess their thoughts and act rashly, it will have the opposite effect. If they are unhappy, we naturally don't have the money to take it."
What the heck!
This is really wet!
What he said was too good. He could start a school now with everything he had.
Han Bing saw that I was mesmerized by her words, and the corner of her mouth revealed a meaningful smile.
"Finally, there is the art of the room."
Finally, I got to the point. I have never been in a woman's room before, so I'm filled with curiosity about the art of this room.