C2 Great sage's return

Is this a movie? Impossible, even if Li Hao and the others wanted to make fun of me, they wouldn't be able to cause such a commotion.

Or an illusion? I gave him a hard slap. Ohh!

"Where is this place?"

At this moment, Monkey had already become the same size as me. While rubbing his hair, he impatiently said, "This is the Golden Palace on your chest. Do you think you can still stand here and talk to me if I, Old Sun, want to harm you? "

"Then when you said that this Golden Palace is mine, is it true?" I looked at the Golden Palace in front of me, lost in thought. If I could get one or two gold bars to sell, I'd be rich!

Monkey suddenly bared his fangs at me, "Old Sun says no matter what!"

I swallowed and said, "I believe you, I believe you." "Then what should I call you in the future?"

Monkey closed his eyes and thought for a while, "Me has accepted two masters in my life, but not a disciple. It's not bad to accept a plaything! " After saying that, he flipped in the air and pointed a furry finger at my nose as he smiled and said, "I've decided. I, Old Sun, will accept you as my disciple!"

I was so scared by him that my heart was pounding. Monkey looked like he had a bit of cultivation experience, if I had his protection, I wouldn't be afraid of being bullied!

I was afraid that he would go back on his word, so I quickly knelt down and kowtowed to him.

Monkey nodded with satisfaction and stroked my head. Haha, I didn't think that I, Old Sun, would already have a disciple! "It's fun, it's fun!"

I licked my lips. "Teacher, normally speaking of apprentices, wouldn't master have a precious gift for your disciple?"

Monkey smiled. "You seem like an honest kid, but you're actually quite a rogue. Baby, yes! Come with me, let me introduce you to this Golden Palace! "

I caught up with the monkey and saw that his tail was swinging to and fro with the two pieces of his buttocks.

Just as I was about to reach out and touch it, I suddenly heard him say with pride, "The Golden Palace is divided into three levels. The first level is the treasury, and inside the treasury are the strange herbs and elixirs that were planted in the Flowerfruit Mountain, the Immortal Peach Wine at the Immortality Peach Festival and all kinds of other treasures. The second floor is a cultivation pavilion, and there is a fire and ice bed inside. Sleeping on it will be of great help to your cultivation, and it will be able to support your family for ten years in a year! "

All kinds of treasures were dazzling in front of me. As I looked, I couldn't help but ask, "What about the third floor?"

Monkey's face suddenly showed grief and indignation. Without saying a word, he led me up to the third floor.

The third level was relatively simple, and the only thing that could be seen was a tall platform.

A huge golden pillar entered his vision with a line of words engraved on it: "Ruyi Jingu Bang, 13,500 jin."

They passed through the roof and pierced through the clouds. The soft light shone on a bunch of armor on the high platform. It had a purple phoenix tail and golden crown, golden chain mail, and silk walking cloud shoes. They were majestic and radiated with a unique light unique to treasures.

Finally, a platform was erected in the middle of the stage, with a tie-in hoop on top of it.

Monkey slowly walked up the stairs and caressed the armor and pillar, as if he was caressing a lover. He slowly said, "The third level is my armor, and the Jingu Bang!"

"All these things were given to me for nothing?"

Monkey nodded, "Not only these, I can also teach you the Seventy-Two Transformations, the Tendon Fighting Cloud, the Nine Transformations Golden Body Technique, and the Everlasting Art!"

Excited as I was, I did not forget the famous saying that there was no free lunch in the world: "No conditions?"

Monkey smiled. "You are very understanding indeed. And it's two of them. "

TC: "What is it?"

"Firstly, I will protect you as my disciple and the Golden Palace. This is extremely important, it will affect your life and safety! "

No problem, yes.

"And the second?"

Monkey said solemnly, "Help me find a girl with three moles on her chest!"

Ah? I suspect I misheard, but the monkey repeated it once before I believed it was true! How am I supposed to find this girl? Don't tell me that when I see her on the street I'm going to ask her if she can do me a favor. Girl, can you show me your breasts …?

Just be treated as a sex fiend and crawl out!

"En..." "It's difficult."

Monkey curled his lips. "Think about it for yourself. Do you want to continue being bullied and live a hopeless and boring life, or do you want to help me?"

I almost blurted out, "Of course I want to help you, Master!"

I swore that I would never let anyone bully me again, and that I would never let a girl deceive my feelings!

Monkey smiled in satisfaction, "Very good, this kid can be taught!"

I couldn't help but ask, "Master, you're very capable. Isn't it easy to find a girl with a mole on her chest? Why would you need my help? "

The monkey suddenly felt an itch of hatred. "It's all because of Lord Tathagata! My master, Subhuti, saved me, sealed his entire body's mana and sent it here. He also warned Old Sun to find the girl with a mole on her chest before he could recover his mana and return to the Earth Immortal Realm. "

Hey, I thought the monkey had some ability, but he turned out to be a paper tiger, so I wasn't that afraid of him.

The two of them relied on each other to obtain what they needed, which wasn't too bad.

Monkey was a little tired. "Let's stop here for today. I need to rest."

I anxiously said, "Don't! Master, you still haven't taught me any magic techniques. What if they bully me again?"

Monkey thought for a moment. "That's true, bullying you means looking down on me, Old Sun." So the monkey plucked three strands of hair from the back of his head and handed them to me. These were Old Sun's three strands of hair, each of which could be used with a spell of the Seventy-Two Transformations. It can only be used once a day! "

"Hello …" You still haven't told me what spells the Seventy-Two Transformations have. "

Before I could finish my sentence, another white light shrouded me. I opened my eyes and once again entered the toilet.

There were still dirty filth on my body. I panicked a little, worried that this was just a dream. When I opened my hands, there were actually three hairs! And on his chest, there was indeed the design of a golden palace!

It's true! It's true!

I firmly gripped onto the three strands of hair as I muttered, "I'm not trash. I want to become a supreme being!"

I had always thought that the Seventy-Two Transformations could change seventy-two things. After taking out my phone to check, I found out that it referred to the Seventy-Two Divine Arts, Spirit Repellent, Mountain Bearer, Forbidden Water, Bewitching Wind, Mist Blessing, Prayer Rain, and so on.

I put the three shiny hairs in my wallet, turned on the faucet, and washed myself for a long time. I didn't go to class until the bell rang, but there was still a lingering stench.

"Thump thump!" Welcome back, our shitty classmate! " Xu Jianjun and Xu Jianwen mocked me the moment I walked into the classroom. They were a pair of twins and Li Hao's henchmen.

"Yo, which one of you didn't pull your pants tight enough to expose your balls?" I have the support of the monkey and the Golden Palace, so naturally, I am full of confidence! Normally, I didn't dare to refute them. This was the first time I counterattacked them. My classmates gave me surprised looks.

"Hey? If this brat doesn't attack in three days, then the top rooms will be ripped apart! " Xu Jianjun wanted to hit me, but he was stopped by Li Hao. He whispered, "Hey, you're courting death. The teacher is almost here. To hit him in class, aren't you afraid of receiving the wrong punishment?"

Then, Li Hao walked over to me and said coldly: "You bastard, you better remember, you are a dog that we played with! "You dare to play tricks on us, just wait for us to fix you up!"

"Hehe, whoever's afraid of who, just come at me!" I shot back at him.

The classroom immediately quietened down, and pairs of eyes looked at me in unison. They were curious as to why I, who usually didn't dare to make a sound, would meet Li Hao's group head on today.

I watched as Li Hao walked back to his seat. I shook my head and sighed.

Li Hao frowned: "Like what?"

I said smilingly, "They are a pair of living treasures just like eggs. You're standing in the middle, so what do you think you are?"

Everyone in the class roared with laughter.

Li Hao was stunned for a moment before his face flushed red. He wanted to come over and hit me. At this moment, the homeroom teacher came in, followed by a cute girl.

"The bell for class rang. Didn't you hear it?" The homeroom teacher, Pan Liuying, walked in with a straight face.

Pan Liuying was a famous' Master-martyr 'of the West Beijing No.1 Middle School. He had always followed the' three-way 'policy of taking apart all love, ripping off all extracurricular books, and smashing all mobile phones! So the students wondered if she had been single for a long time, with a hormone imbalance that led to a perverted personality.

"I'm going to introduce a new classmate to everyone. Come in." Pan Liu Ying said to the girl behind him.