C2 Six Oddities of Human Body
When it comes to bars, it's all about the same thing. One kind of romantic conversation, a clear chat, a cozy, peaceful atmosphere, another kind of disillusioned hallucination, a music bar with a musical atmosphere, and another kind of SHOW that's exciting and boisterous.
People at different social levels would be able to soak in different bars.
This time, Lee Xu was specially invited by his three naughty roommates. Otherwise, if the heavens borrowed him in a good mood, he wouldn't have come to the bar to play around. He had always believed that bars were a type of place to pick up girls.
With Chen Haoqiang to clear the path, Zhou Xiaotian and Yan Mingliang were even more unconcerned.
All three of them jumped into the SHOW bar. Lee Xu followed behind them, feeling that the SHOW bar was so noisy that the entire building would collapse.
The interior of the SHOW Bar was rather dimly decorated, giving off a decadent feeling. The atmosphere of the entire hall was stirred up by the music. Dancer and DJ were on the beat, focusing all their attention on the stage.
Chen Haoqiang was the eldest young master here. On the monitor, the general manager saw his face and immediately came down from the second floor. He walked beside the four of them and led them to the best stand here.
"Alright, Manager Li. You can go down and get me some wine." If you greet me here, my brothers will feel uncomfortable. " Chen Haoqiang looked at Lee Xu, then said: "Manager Li, don't ask San Liu to accompany you. Lee Xu doesn't like this. It's already giving me face that he came here to play today, so I don't want women to ruin Brother Xu's mood. Do you understand what I mean? "
"Alright, I'll go and instruct them right away. The wine will be delivered soon. You can do as you like!" After Manager Li finished speaking, he gave the four of them a nod and left.
After a while, a waitress dressed in baby clothes slowly walked over with four bottles of centaur and four glasses. She placed all the wine and cups on the Glass Table and asked: "First Young Master, do you want more beer?"
Zhou Xiaotian answered in place of Chen Haoqiang, "Bring three dozen more Qingdao Beers over." Just do as he says! " Chen Haoqiang waved to the waitress.
"Alright." The waitress nodded to the four of them and left.
Yan Mingliang said to Lee Xu while driving his XO level centaur, "Brother Xu, tonight is your holiday. You better dress up for me tonight!" The three of them all knew that Lee Xu had always been a simple and unsophisticated person. The clothes and pants he wore didn't have any insignia on them. The Purple Robed Marquis was a nickname given to him by his university classmates.
Yan Mingliang picked up the Hummer that had its lid opened and quickly filled the four cups. Chen Haoqiang held up a glass of wine and said, "Brother, come, come, let's not discuss tonight's" Beauty's Celebration Night "for now. Let's drink a toast first."
Zhou Xiaotian raised his glass and replied, "Yes, yes. It's still early tonight. We brothers will drink a toast first, then we will each find a pretty girl to let them off the hook! "Hehe …"
Lee Xu raised his wine cup and clinked it with the three of them, saying, "Xiaotian, you really are a stubborn brat! You won the bid that day, do not implicate the brothers ah! "Hee hee …" After he finished speaking, he drank it down like a hero.
Yan Mingliang drank a glass of red wine and answered: "Don't worry about this Brother Xu, he had already prepared a condom before leaving the villa. As for you, the three of us will not force you. You should just offer your virginity to the person you love the most! "Haha …"
At that moment, Zhou Xiaotian's wolf eyes caught sight of a blonde with a great figure. She was dressed in world-famous clothing, and the fragrance of her makeup assaulted his nostrils. She was pretty, too, and her figure was lovely. She was a meter and sixty-eight, and she was walking past him toward the bar. When he saw her devilish back, he had already focused all his attention on her. He stared at the sparkling diamond ring on his ring finger. Without much thought, he knew that she was a rich girl who had fallen into poverty!
Zhou Xiaotian put down the wine cup in his hand, immediately stood up and said: "Bro, bro, I found a new continent, bro, let's drink slowly! "When I'm finished, I'll have a few more bottles with me."
He smiled to himself and walked over to the blonde. The three of them laid on the sofa in boredom to watch the show and see if Zhou Xiaotian would be able to hook up with the pretty girls in front of the bar.
Zhou Xiaotian slowly walked beside the blonde and sat down gracefully. With a charming gaze, he looked at the girl next to him and noticed her beautiful curves. He invited her: "Beauty, can I buy you a drink?"
The blonde seemed to be having a hard time accepting his invitation, seeing that he was very handsome and also very gentlemanly. Coming here to pass the time, with a handsome guy to accompany him, it was also a kind of beautiful enjoyment.
"Handsome, please drink. How can I reject it?" "Hehe …" She saw that he was wearing a famous brand and knew that he was also a rich person's son.
Zhou Xiaotian smiled at her, turned around, tapped his finger and said to the bartender, "Sir, please make us two cups of 'love at first sight'. Thank you."
The bartender replied with a Burmese smile, "No problem. It'll be ready in a moment."
The job of a bartender is inseparable from the wine, and the degree of mastery of the liquor directly determines the development of the work. As a bartender, we should master the origin, physical characteristics, taste, making process, name and drinking method of various kinds of wine, and be able to identify the quality and year of the wine. Neither of them saw the bartender's way of mixing the wine. They didn't care about the wine, they cared about the other.
"It seems like the two of us are on good terms with each other!" Zhou Xiaotian put his elbow on the wine table, supported his chin with his palm, squinted his eyes and looked at her as he continued, "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, do you believe me? I hope you won't say I'm a clown. " This was a common phrase used to pick up girls. Although they were a bit old, once they were told to different people, it would have different effects.
The blonde followed suit, using her palms to support her chin, squinted her eyes and replied, "Hehe …" It seems like you want to pick me up tonight? " It seemed like she was a frequent visitor here, and she didn't beat around the bush. It was better that she didn't beat around the bush. This was the way modern women treated men.
"I temporarily don't have such thoughts, because I still don't know if I'm suitable for the taste of beauties." Zhou Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders and slowly replied, pretending to be indifferent. This was his usual action.
"If you can answer my question, tonight will be yours." When the blonde saw that the bartender had mixed two cups of Love at First Sight, she brought one for herself and handed one to him. After the two of them looked at each other for a while, Zhou Xiaotian asked, "Beauty, can you tell me your problem first? "Maybe I can answer that."
After drinking a cup of 'love at first sight,' the blonde put the glass on the bar and said, "Do you know what the six wonders of the human body are? If you can answer, tonight will be yours. " She gave him a wink.
Coincidentally, Zhou Xiaotian received such a message last night. At that time, he read it once and deleted it. However, his mind still remembered the contents because it was difficult for a man to fall asleep if he read it.
He purposely pretended to be innocent in order to stall for time and quickly gave her an answer. Since he was unable to arouse her lust, he said, "I know about the Six Paths of the Human Body, but I'm afraid that if I say it, I'll be ridiculed by a beauty."
"That is to say, you cannot answer my question. Then, I'm sorry. I don't think that fate has brought us together again tonight." She immediately got up to leave, but he quickly stopped her.
"Beauty, I don't think I said I didn't know." He let go of her hand, tidied up his collar, tidied up his emotions, and said with a smile, "Beautiful girl, you understand now."
The blonde narrowed her charming eyes and looked at him, hoping that the handsome guy in front of her would answer, so that she wouldn't have come here in vain!
"There are six strange things about me. They are: I have no bones, my breasts don't swell to the point of swelling, my skin doesn't melt to the point of being black …" I wonder if the beauty's answer is this? " After Zhou Xiaotian said that, he stood up and pretended to leave, but he was stopped by her.
"What's mine tonight is yours. Let's go! "Find a house and I'll pay for it." the blonde said, holding out her hand.
Zhou Xiaotian made an OK gesture towards his bro that was looking at him, then pulled the blonde towards the two arms of the bar.
When the bartender heard what Zhou Xiaotian said, he pondered for a moment. The same goes for the human body, wait until the two of them left. He couldn't help but laugh, almost to the point of bursting into tears. Fortunately, there were no customers who were looking for him to mix wine. Otherwise, they would think he had gone mad. In his heart, he couldn't help but admire these youngsters, admire their humorous spoken language, and envy their unrestrained and generous manners.
Yan Mingliang, who was sitting beside Lee Xu, said with a sense of achievement in his heart, "Bro, look, Zhou Xiaotian is even better than I am at picking up girls now."
"He has a great disciple. If he didn't have you, a grandmaster at picking up girls, then he would have had the skills he has today." If he hasn't made any progress so far, how can you say so? Alright, I know that you can't stay here any longer, so go and search for your prey! " Lee Xu threw a sentence at Yan Mingliang, picked up his wine cup and clinked it with Chen Haoqiang's, and the two of them drank the entire cup to the end.
"Brother Xu, you really know me! "Alright, I won't accompany you two virgins. You two better stay here and get drunk, so that you won't look at Zhou Xiaotian and I with envy." With these words, Yan Mingliang walked towards the stage.
Seeing Yan Mingliang leave, Chen Haoqiang stood up and said to Lee Xu, "Brother Xu, you stay here for a drink. I'll be right back."
Lee Xu nodded and saw Chen Haoqiang heading to the second floor. He was too lazy to care about their private lives, so he just drank his XO grade head horse and left. He thought that this kind of bar life was not suitable for him. Practicing his spear in the wild was the exciting life he had to lead. Because when he was empty and lonely, he did not use alcohol to expel himself, but rather bullets and throwing knives to expel himself.
For example, some people find their own world in books, some people find their super-conscious rapidity in pictures of beautiful women, some people find their own microcosm in martial arts films and life films, and some people find their own reason for falling down in entertainment places such as bars and dance halls.
Lee Xu laughed when he thought of this. His laughter was very silly and ridiculous. The music in the bar was very moving, but to him, moving music couldn't ease his mood. When he finished a bottle of centaur, his face was a little red, but he couldn't get drunk. While he was still awake, he slipped away. He stood up and saw the head of the Peninsula Police, Xue Fei, coming toward him. He quickly turned around and heard, "Can't you turn around quickly? A university student, not studying properly, just trying to get to this place."
"I'm sorry, Uncle Xue. I'm here to celebrate your birthday. Oh! You didn't come here to check, did you? This is not the Peninsula! " Lee Xu purposely changed the topic. Go, go, don't change the subject for me. Where's your classmate? Why didn't I see one? Hurry up and get out of here, or else I'm going to make your father angry! " Chief Xue Fei waved Lee Xu over. He did not want this good nephew of his to be bad at studying.
"Alright then!" I'm leaving, I won't disturb uncle's case anymore! " Lee Xu grabbed the opportunity and ran away.