C14 Casket procession

"Two hours!" After Daoist Master Qingfeng finished speaking, he gestured to me to follow him to the inner room.

After I followed Daoist Master Qingfeng into the room, he took out a porcelain bowl, ink-bowl, red bottle and a few yellow paper talismans from his bag. He first poured the red liquid from the bottle into the porcelain bowl, then he poured the ink from the ink-bowl into the bowl.

"Thirteen, go under the eaves and grab a handful of soil. It has to be dry." Daoist Master Qingfeng said to me.

After I heard that, I hurriedly ran out to grab a handful of soil to bring back.

"Put it in the bowl." Daoist Master Qingfeng said to me.

After placing the dirt in a bowl, Daoist Master Qingfeng stirred it with a wooden stick. As he stirred it, he said to me,

"This rooftop soil is also known as the Hundred Family Earth. Gathering the Hundred Family Qi has the ability to exorcise ghosts and suppress evil."

After stirring evenly, Daoist Qingfeng held up a bowl and asked me,

"Are you still a virgin?"

"I... "I …"

Seeing me stutter, Daoist Master Qingfeng looked at me suspiciously and asked:

"You already have a girlfriend at such a young age?"

"No, I mean. Is using your left hand still considered a boy's chicken? " Even my thick skin felt hot from saying such private things, but it was important, so we had to explain it to him.

After Daoist Master Qingfeng heard what I said, he burst into laughter:

"Haha, that's nothing! "Get me a bowl, it's full!"

"How am I supposed to piss if you're here!" "No," I said.

"They're not big, but they have a lot of problems!" Although Daoist Master Qingfeng said so, he still passed the bowl to me.

I took the bowl, ran to the bathroom, filled the bowl, and carried it back to the house.

Daoist Master Qingfeng took the bowl in my hands and stirred it again. After that, he took out a brush and placed it in front of me.

"Do you know what kind of hair this brush is made of?"

I shook my head.

"Black dog hair, and it must be a boy dog!" Daoist Master Qingfeng said to me.

"You can pull it down, is the dog a boy? Can you even ask it?" I've just had a change in my opinion of him, and now it's got to do with me.

Daoist Master Qingfeng smiled and did not say anything. He directly dipped the brush in his bowl and started writing something on the yellow paper.

Thirteen, you have to watch carefully. This is the Six Ding Town's corpse talisman drawing technique, and it is also the most basic talisman drawing technique that we cultivators learn. From the top to the bottom, first to draw luck, then to the bottom, to drawing filial piety, and finally to the bottom, to drawing reverence and piety. Daoist Master Qingfeng explained to me as he drew.

I stood behind him, confused, confused, even suspicious of myself.

Because I could not understand what Daoist Qingfeng was saying, nor could I understand what he was drawing.

"How is it? Do you know? " Daoist Master Qingfeng stopped writing and asked me.

I looked at the complicated Six Tripod Town Corpse Talisman that he had just finished drawing and shook my head in confusion.

"It would have been weird if you knew. I drew for over a month before I learned it." Daoist Master Qingfeng said something that made me want to make a move.

After drawing the talisman, Daoist Priest Qing Feng and I walked out of the house and discovered that Fang Wei was still kneeling in front of his father's portrait.

"Father, I was wrong, I really know my wrongs..."

"Alright, follow me out. The funeral will begin now!"

When Dao Chief Qingfeng brought Fang Wei and I out of the room, the group of people outside the courtyard immediately surrounded them. Dao Elder Qingfeng cleared his throat, and shouted towards the crowd of people:

"Lord, let the mournful music begin, take the paper and tie it, and prepare to carry the coffin out!" Following Daoist Qingfeng's words, the crowd that had been waiting outside the whole afternoon immediately began to get busy.

In front of him were children holding white flags, and behind them were people holding wreaths and paper bundles. They left the yard first and waited on the road.

The eight men had long tied the ropes to the coffins as well, and the wood for carrying the coffins had also been wedged into the ropes, ready to carry the coffins out at any time.

"The eldest son of the deceased has knelt down!" An old man walked up to the coffin and shouted.

Fang Wei hurriedly went forward to kneel in front of his father's coffin, with paper money in hand, he cried out.

"Falling and lifting the coffin!" the old man shouted.

Fang Wei cried out loudly. He stood up and smashed the earthen pot into pieces, while at the same time, he ran towards the coffin and stuck the Six Ding Town Corpse Symbol paper in front of the blood red coffin, then shouted:

"Arrest the coffin!"

The eight middle-aged men who were carrying the coffins lifted the coffins on their shoulders, and at the same time, used their strength to lift the coffins to go to the funeral!

As Daoist Qingfeng called out, the eight middle-aged men simultaneously used their strength to lift the red coffin. However, just as the coffin was less than five centimeters from the ground, there was a loud bang and the hemp rope that tied it to the coffin and the coffin broke. The coffin fell to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust.

There were even some that said that Fang Wei and his wife were unfilial, while there were also some that said that this old man still had a wish that he had not left, and there were even some that said that Fang Wei's father wanted to feign his corpse!

In short, the scene of the funeral was a mess.

This caused me, who was present at that time, to jump in fright. That thick hemp rope was at least as thick as an adult's thumb. How could a two to three hundred jin coffin break just like that?

Fang Wei, who had always been following behind the coffin, turned around and kowtowed to his father a few times. Then, he turned around and looked at Daoist Master Qing Feng with a bitter face.

The setting sun was about to set, shining on the red coffin. The red lacquer reflected the light, making it seem even more demonic in the eyes of others, causing them to feel a resistance from the bottom of their hearts, unwilling to move forward.

"Bam!" A muffled sound suddenly came from inside the coffin. Big Yellow, who was always chained to the door, seemed to have taken some kind of medicine. He kept barking at the coffin.

The muffled sound from the coffin scared the people in the courtyard quite a bit. Although it was not dark, what did the muffled sound from the coffin of the dead mean? Needless to say, everyone present was aware that Fang Wei's father wanted to "swindle" the corpse!

"The talisman on the coffin is burning!" It was unknown who among the crowd shouted out, but everyone's gazes immediately turned towards Daoist Master Qingfeng's corpse talisman, which he had pasted on the coffin.

Sure enough, the "Six Tripod Town Corpse Talisman" on the coffin had self-ignited without any warning!

When Daoist Master Qingfeng saw this, he quickly reached into his pocket and rushed towards the coffin.

When I saw this, my heart was immediately filled with excitement and anticipation. This unreliable master of mine was finally going to show off his true abilities! I have to be serious and take the opportunity to learn a few things.

Who knew that the next scene would cause me to almost kill myself with a Jelly!

After Daoist Master Qingfeng approached the coffin, he quickly took down the 'Six Tripod Town Corpse Talisman' that was half burnt on top of the coffin. Then, he swiftly took out a cigarette from his pocket. He was extremely pretentious as he lit up his own cigarette with the piece of talisman paper that had yet to be completely burnt …

What the hell was going on? He didn't forget to posture! I wanted to pick up a brick from the ground and throw it at him to let him know not to act tough, to act tough and get struck by lightning. The truth of this statement.

Daoist Master Qingfeng lit up his cigarette and stood up straight. He first took a deep breath of the smoke, then pretended to be a master of a Daoist magic. He lowered his head and thought deeply for a moment before looking at the dumbstruck crowd and saying,

"Everyone, don't be afraid. It's not even dark yet, what's there to be afraid of? It's just that this man still has a wish before he died, it has nothing to do with his son and his daughter-in-law. Do any of you know what the old man's wish is? " The reason Daoist Master Qingfeng asked this kind of occasion was because he was afraid that Fang Wei and his wife would hide something from us.

After everyone heard Daoist Qingfeng's words, they immediately began to discuss all at once. Some said that they couldn't let go of his two grandsons, but there were also people who said that he might still have some savings that he couldn't say before he died.

After Daoist Master Qingfeng heard this, he hurriedly got Fang Wei to call his two children over to kneel in front of the coffin. He let the two children's grandfather give up on this final wish, so that they could peacefully set off on their journey.

Dao Master Qingfeng saw that after Fang Wei's two children kneeled in front of the coffin, they took out a piece of talisman from their pockets and stuck it on the coffin.

It looked like this old tutor's last wish wasn't just to have these two grandchildren, but something else as well.

At this time, Daoist Master Qingfeng did not know what to do. He kept smoking his cigarette and stared at the bright red coffin while muttering to himself:

"It looks like the sky is about to turn dark. Do we really have to burn him down in the courtyard?"

Under this extremely tense atmosphere, an old man suddenly walked in front of Daoist Qingfeng from the crowd and said with a hunched body:

"Dao leader, do you think my big brother missed his cat?"

"Cat?" Daoist Master Qingfeng, upon hearing the old man's words, turned his head to look at him and asked.

"Yes, my big brother raised a big cat while he was still alive, and he was so obedient that he accompanied my big brother. Wherever he went, the cat would go with him, which means my big brother has been sick for the past few years, and could only lie on the brick bed after that." Yes, my big brother raised a big cat while he was still alive, and he was so obedient that he accompanied my big brother. The old man said to Daoist Master Qingfeng.

"Very likely." Dao Master Qingfeng nodded after hearing what the old man said, turned around, and asked Fang Wei:

"Where's your dad's cat? Hurry and find them and bring them over! "

After Fang Wei heard Daoist Qingfeng's words, he hurriedly said.

"My dad kept a cat when he was alive, but my dad is already like this. What if he lets that thing out? What if he fakes a corpse?"