C15 Departure of the dead

It's not like Fang Wei doesn't make sense. When I was young, I also heard my grandfather tell me that after this person dies, cats, dogs, and other animals are not allowed to come close to the body. Let alone cats and dogs, even rats aren't allowed.

The first reason was because he was afraid that the beasts would attack and bite the corpses.

Secondly, he was afraid that those beasts would rob the corpses of their anger and cause them to swindle their corpses!

According to the common saying, if a person was still alive, his breath would also be gone if he was dead. If, by some coincidence, he was robbed by a dog or cat next to the corpse, then the dead person would feel resentment. In more scientific terms, this resentment would resonate with the static electricity on the cat's body and form a false corpse!

After the corpse was faked, the dead body would come back to life. When it saw someone, it would rush up and hug them tightly. Its strength was surprisingly great. A few mature men couldn't pull it away and wouldn't let go until they were strangled to death.

When Daoist Priest Qing Feng heard Fang Wei's words, he became slightly angry and said:

"You can carry me if I tell you to!" Where did all this nonsense come from? This Taoist has been cultivating for dozens of years, would a cat go against the heavens? "

Who would have thought that Fang Wei would actually reveal a troubled expression, Daoist Master Qingfeng said:

"Dao leader, after my dad died, my wife despised cats with the existence of a kingdom (jump), she was afraid of biting the child, so she used a wooden stick to beat him to death, then … "Under the tree outside the courtyard..."

When Dao Master Qingfeng heard Fang Wei's words, his expression immediately darkened.

"You two unfilial beasts! If it wasn't for the fact that you guys usually don't care about the old man, does he even need to find a cat to accompany him? "Good, now that he's dead, you guys will degrade his heart and flesh. You guys are doing this sincerely so that the old gramps won't leave in peace!"

After Fang Wei heard Daoist Qingfeng's words, all of them were red and purple in color. At that moment, he lowered his head, unable to speak.

"Hurry and dig out that cat's corpse and bring it here!" Dao Master Qingfeng looked at Fang Wei and said.

After Fang Wei heard Daoist Master Qing Feng's words, he immediately found a shovel and ran out of the courtyard. Just as Fang Wei ran out, the crimson coffin in the courtyard let out a low sound.

"Bam!"

The muffled sound immediately interrupted the chattering crowd in the courtyard, causing some of them to look towards the coffin with eyes full of fear.

Those who were timid all quietly walked back home. Those who were brave and curious also stayed far away from the coffin, not daring to step forward.

Daoist Master Qingfeng walked to the coffin and walked around before looking at me and saying,

"Thirteen, come here."

After I heard Daoist Clearwind's words, I couldn't help but feel a bit emotional. Pear flowers with rain, tears, tears and blood!

It's not good for you to call out to anyone, but you called me over. Am I your personal disciple? What if the old man in the coffin pops out and gives me a blow? That's no joke, he can kill my family in seconds!

Thinking of this, I hurriedly used both of my hands to cover my stomach. With a pained expression, I looked at Daoist Qingfeng and said,

"Master, I can't take it anymore, I … "I suddenly have a stomachache. I'll go to the toilet first!" After saying that, I didn't care if Daoist Master Qingfeng agreed or not as I turned around and ran.

With Teng Qingshan left behind, he was not afraid of not having any firewood to burn!

"Stop!" Don't act for laozi! If you run today, you will sleep in the grave circle every day from now on! " Daoist Qingfeng's anger came from behind me.

After hearing Daoist Qingfeng's words, I couldn't help but stop my steps. I secretly sighed that this Jiang is still older than the others. Daoist Qingfeng is truly inhumane!

Reluctantly, I turned around and walked slowly toward the coffin next to Daoist Qingfeng.

The closer I got to the blood-red coffin, the more my heart beat. Why the hell did I feel that something was wrong the more I looked at the coffin?

What color coffin do you think Fang Wei bought was bad?

But then I thought about it and understood. Maybe he knew that his father died with resentment and that the red color could ward off evil, so he bought a coffin of that color.

While I was lost in my thoughts, I walked in front of the coffin. Daoist Master Qingfeng said to me:

"Come over here and help me push the lid of coffin away!"

After hearing Daoist Master Qingfeng's words, not only does my stomach ache, my heart is broken into pieces. Letting me push away a coffin that could extort a corpse at any time, isn't that difficult?!

I'm still a child.

"Why are you still in a daze?!" Hurry up and push! " When Daoist Master Qingfeng saw me, he was stunned and turned to look at my head.

"Master, the head of this man and the waist of a woman are not untouchable by lovers!" I held my head. Although I complained on the surface, I still walked to his side and used my strength to push this lid of coffin away.

After opening the coffin, I could clearly feel an extremely strong chill coming out of it. The heat made me shiver!

I am the lid of coffin that was pushed away with my eyes closed, and after pushing this lid of coffin away, I immediately took a few steps back, afraid that the corpse inside the coffin would pop out and come into close contact with me.

On the other hand, Daoist Master Qingfeng had a nonchalant expression on his face as he stared at the corpse in the coffin.

"This corpse is getting fat, hurry up and find the cat!" As Daoist Priest Qing Feng spoke, he roared towards the door.

Not long later, Fang Wei ran in with the shovel in one hand and the darned cat covered in mud in the other.

"Leader, the cat is here. The cat is here." Fang Wei ran in front of Daoist Qingfeng and handed the cat over.

Daoist Master Qingfeng only took a glance and said:

"Wash it clean, wrap it in a white cloth and bring it back to me."

Fang Wei was now completely terrified. How could he dare not listen to Dao Master Qingfeng's words? Without another word, he hurriedly ran into the house with the cat. In less than ten minutes, he wrapped the cat in a white cloth and ran out of the house in a hurry.

After Daoist Qingfeng took the darned cat from Fang Wei's hands, he said to the corpse inside the coffin:

"Old master, there are people who speak ill of this man and there are also evil paths to death. I know the grievances and grievances of your death, but now that people have died in everything, you should leave in peace. No matter how wrong your son is, isn't he still your son? "There's no need to make things difficult for the cat. Just let it accompany you on your journey!" As Daoist Priest Qing Feng spoke, he gently placed the dead cat into the coffin.

"Thirteen!" The coffin is closed! "

I hurriedly went forward, closed my eyes, and Daoist Master Qingfeng closed the lid of coffin, as for the dead man inside, I did not dare to look, because the photo in the house scared me to death. If I were to look at the dead man, just in case he suddenly opened his eyes, it would be enough to scare my soul away to Pu Jia Village!

"Change the rope and get back into the coffin!" After closing the coffin, Daoist Master Qingfeng shouted at the crowd.

At this time, a few people came forward and tied the long prepared rope to the coffin. The rope was tied and tied, and the eight men who were carrying the coffin stood at the same time. They were ready to wait for the order to carry the coffin out.

"The funeral." As the grandpa shouted, the eight men used their strength to lift the red coffin and unsteadily carried it out of the yard.

When the crowd saw the coffin lift up, they could not help but let out a sigh of relief. As soon as the coffin left, Big Yellow stopped barking and went back into his nest. It looked like he was tired enough.

"But he f * cking carried it away!"

The bearers of the coffin followed behind the procession and the flag, slowly walking towards the cemetery.

Daoist Master Qingfeng stood at the door and stared at the funeral procession for a long time before saying to me,

"Thirteen, it's all right now. We should return home …"

… ….

"Run!" You still want to sleep in the cemetery at night, don't you? You want to become a Taoist with your physique, and you want to capture ghosts and kill demons? Hurry up! You don't want to eat tonight, do you? Run faster! "Steamed Bun is waving and Steamed Bun is calling out!" Daoist Master Qingfeng, riding a borrowed bicycle, turned around and shouted at me, who was running.

When I saw Daoist Master Qingfeng looking like he deserved a beating, I wanted to wrench his head off and kick him like a ball. This journey was originally quite long, and he even purposely took a detour.

He finally managed to follow Daoist Qingfeng and ran back to the temple. Just as he was about to go back into the house to lie down and rest, his legs swelled up.

"Go feed the chickens first, then cook and boil the water." Daoist Master Qingfeng's words reached my ears before I entered the room.

At that time, I wanted to explode, make a revolution, call a landowner, and make us serfs masters, but then I thought, making a revolution requires capital, bro, we don't have anything right now, so what are we doing here?

Even if we're called landlords, we still need a good hand, don't we? After all, he couldn't call him a landlord while holding seventeen single cards, so he wouldn't have to flip the cards to have a look. Alright, there were three more orders.

Forget it, just endure the calm for a while and take a step back. The saying goes, a man should be able to bend his back and feed his chicken to cook!

After dinner and a bath, I was free to rest. I went to my room and sat on the bed, rubbing my swollen and aching legs while I took the jade pendant from my neck.

I don't know why, but ever since An Rushuang met with trouble, I hadn't been thinking about her in the dead of night for no reason. This kind of thought came from my very bones;

I was worried for a long time before I put the jade back on my neck.

Looking at the empty room with only a bed and a table, I felt nostalgic for the world outside.

Daoist Master Qingfeng is too stingy. Even if you don't give me a computer, you can at least give me a TV to watch. It will allow me to understand the affairs of the country at any time.

Come on, I'll make the request to him tomorrow. Why don't I just stay in this room by myself every night?